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'As Promised, We Reduced Your Electricity Bills and Also Improved Air Quality'; AKD On Power Cuts. #lka #NewsCurry
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Monkeys Blamed For Recent Power Outage Say Monkeys Under Previous Govts Are Real Culprits. #lka #NewsCurry
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'I Refused To Get Into Bed With Rajapaksas, But I Didn't Say Anything About The Sofa,'; Sajith Meets Namal #lka #NewsCurry
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Kanye Invites MP Archchuna Ramanathan As His Plus One To Next Year's Grammy Awards. #lka #NewsCurry
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'I Didn't Need Their Funds To Topple The Rajapaksas'; Gota On Namal's Accusation Of USAID Funding Govt Change. #lka #NewsCurry
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Average Resting Heart Rate Between 45 - 52 Now A Precondition To Import Vehicles: NPP #lka #NewsCurry
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Poor Air Quality Score Of 160 Highest Contributor From SL Team At Galle Test Match. #lka #NewsCurry
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Lankans Spend Rs 690 Million A Day On Arrack And Beer; Rest Is Wasted: Authorities. #lka #NewsCurry
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Namal Wins Nobel Literature Prize For Fictional Work 'My Father Would've Won Nobel Peace Prize'. #lka #NewsCurry
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After Passing His Best Before Date While In Power, Mahinda Says Fans Want His Expiry Date Extended Through Preservation. #lka #NewsCurry
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'Please Take Your Drugs By 7pm So They Wear Off By 10pm,;' Police Tell Tourists To Schedule Their Fun. #lka #NewsCurry
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'Dollar Sambol More Chewy In Texture Than Pol Sambol'; NPP Says Coconut Exports Will Fund Research Into Edible Currency. #lka #NewsCurry
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'We Didn't Do The Heart Part Of The Movement Like Elon; Are We More Nazi Than Him?'; SLFP #lka #NewsCurry
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Trump Issues Surprise Executive Order: Mahinda Must Pay Rent For Govt Residence Within 30 Days. #lka #NewsCurry
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