COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

RT @PlayStationPark: Lizardman 'Soulcalibur II' PlayStation 2

They're calling you guys "inner circle oomfs"

Dear Mr Scientists, I am not a statistic. I am a human being. I like The Killers, pretty women, sunsets, south park, the CIA, smiling and having a good time with my friends. Sincerely, You Know Who

RT @alob_e:

Eric Cartman singing Creep

I'm assembling an Avengers-esque type squad of sensitive young men and artful egirls. We won't stop evil, but we will find new ways to express abject suffering and personal longing. We will also criticize your absolute lack of taste and soul.

@valleysacrifice Too real...wait hold on, he made this little sequin outfit earlier...now he's on the kitchen table singing burning love and doing judo...HEY PUT THAT DOWN THAT'S MY ALCOHOL HOMUNCUELVIS

RT @valleysacrifice: Rick Grimes

@valleysacrifice My personal hero and role model

@valleysacrifice Drats

RT @mrgapingasshole:

I like the smell of black shoe polish

RT @CigsMake:

@messymayussa MAYUSSA SHUSH MY SECRET IDENTITY AAAAHHHH

@Wontgoer Thanks Lou, I hope you win two googleplex bing infinity bundles of dollars

I just declared war on your problems, we may deploy chemical weapons behind enemy lines Ur welcome