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New Mexico, USA
Joined February 2021
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@NewMexiSlosh
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#studentloanforgiveness seems reasonable in this context
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@trom771 @JakeSherman And stole a scotus seat. The earth has been scorched
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@mattyglesias Yeah man, I’m going to have to trade in my Hunter Biden hat and peel the Hunter sticker off my Prius
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@RexChapman @kylegriffin1 Why does everything bad start with “a federal judge in Texas “?
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@JRubinBlogger @kylegriffin1 He missed the part “we will no longer donate to republicans “
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@SeanErnst @baseballcrank What do you mean? Having 10 kids so that 2 survive sounds great
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@AnaCabrera @JohnJHarwood Current unemployment rate is 5.5%. I think we can retire the “no one wants to work” BS now.
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@douglasritz @mattyglesias Federal spending doesn’t work like this. The federal government spends by fiat, not by taxing electricians. This is how we can give the rich tax cuts and simultaneously start 2 wars in Iraq and Afghanistan
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@MollyJongFast They make Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm, but our system apparently allows SCOTUS justices to solicit corruption
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@davenewworld_2 Big Magic Underwear’s day of reckoning has arrived
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@patriottakes Make Chlamydia Great Again
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@ace292325 @RexChapman How many vets vote Republican after seeing this?
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@patriottakes They were cool with Jared
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@djc2272 @JoshMandelOhio That’s when he eats the baby and shoots the meat
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@MrChuckD The US wants to act like we’re better than Russia, but we’ve been locking people up for petty drug crimes for years. Hopefully they can negotiate her release, but also I hope we reevaluate why we’re locking up so many people here.
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@Super70sSports Shows usually jumped the shark when they added random new characters
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@patriottakes She’s on her way to church
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Oh no, no more Texans… Don’t threaten us with a good time, Greg.
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. @GregAbbott_TX says that he's looking at building "border barriers" between Texas and New Mexico. Yes, you read that right. The fact that New Mexico is a safe harbor state for Texans desperate for reproductive health care makes Abbott's statement even more chilling. #TXGov
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@DanPriceSeattle Ticketmaster
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@NetflixFilm Time machine that’s a hot tub
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@ryanjreilly @MSpicuzzaMJS I can’t stand people who post paragraphs of text on Facebook. That alone should be a felony
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@MJRosenbergDad @thedailybeast It’s a kid with zealot parents who don’t dare question their parents’ crazy ideas
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@NewMexiSlosh
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. @MrChuckD exactly what I’m saying
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Tameka Drummer, 48, is now in the 14th year of a life in prison for being caught in possession of less than 2 ounces of marijuana in Mississippi in 2008. What Russia is doing to Brittney Griner is evil. What America's "justice" system does to many of our own people is also evil.
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@KOB4 Oh wow, that’s like being endorsed by herpes
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@donmoyn Don’t worry, the right says they hate cancel culture
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@vipultr19741642 @MattWalshBlog We have this thing called the 1st amendment. It’s part of our freedom. Disagreeing with our country is woven into our fabric
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@mattyglesias Consider what media are fed to young men. Nope, it isn’t wild at all
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I want to know about the #nm shark attack
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#NM needs to cool it with the “I hate people moving in from other states” rhetoric. What’s this accomplish? We’re bumping the bottom with Mississippi, and we should be honored that anyone wants to take a chance by moving here
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@SpiroAgnewGhost See, back when American men were tough and heterosexual /sarcasm
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“I can’t endanger this friendship” is exactly how bribery works
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Mukasey: If I were a district judge and somebody wanted to fly me on his private plane on a vacation with his family, I were friendly with that person, would I have refused and endangered the friendship? I’m not sure that I would’ve
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@WUTangKids CeeDee lamb’s error is not being white
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@rlwolff9 @clairecmc KC and St Louis should be enough to swing MO blue. Dems can’t abandon states like this.
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@RexChapman Americans are filing lawsuits just looking at this tweet
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@JohnJHarwood This same thing has been happening with guns for decades.
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@MollyJongFast Maybe we shouldn’t place the people who distrust government in government jobs
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@MollyJongFast @iamjohnoliver The Brits are going to realize they don’t need the royals eventually
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@RonFilipkowski Is this supposed to give righties a boner?
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@JuddLegum Tucker’s squinty confused face says it all
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@USATODAY Confronted? Swore at 16-year-olds like a drunken man-baby
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Have you ever noticed that the guys who speed and tailgate end up at the same stoplights as everyone else?
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@RonFilipkowski She’s not running for congresswoman of geography class, poindexter
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@jaybeware @davenewworld_2 “I got mine!” [pulls ladder up] “Eat shit, poors” -American Billionaires
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@MJdowntheshore @RexChapman There’s no room for racism in NM. Everyone here is some kind of minority or underrepresented group.
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@RadioFreeTom I hope people with colds throw masks on henceforth. Let’s encourage that
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@John_Yarbrough2 @WTMJSteve @LSUwbkb Nah, make Clark eat her premature swagger. Get the ring BEFORE you celebrate
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. @MrChuckD was correct 🤣
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@AJBayatpour @DanielBice And Dan Kelly wonders why he didn’t win
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@Mominsweats @CNNPolitics Not a compassionate bone in that robotic body
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Are we not smart enough to stay off the roads during a blizzard?
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UPDATE: Hundreds of cars stranded on I-80 near the Donner Summit…blizzard winds and heaviest snow of the storm starting. It’s a race to see if they can clear the interstate before cars get too buried. @bclemms #california #snow #blizzard #donnerpass #CAwx
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Why isn’t there a BBQ restaurant in #Albuquerque #ABQ called ABBQ? Or maybe ABQBQ
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@patriottakes They’ll all have a good cry
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@patrickdmarley @ScottWalker @JayWeber3 8% sales tax would blow… what a great way to shift the tax burden to the poor
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I’m guessing #NM has to be high on the list for liberal migration. We’re a low-cost liberal state with so much potential.
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@smp0312 @stuartpstevens @SykesCharlie They’re fiscally conservative to choke out minorities. Everything boils down to white supremacy
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@kylegriffin1 Ooooh, now wait for republicans to pinch pennies
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@moylato @RadioFreeTom Democrats sarcastically: “But socialism” Republicans: “they’re not actually socialist” Democrats: “then ok, let’s do what they’re doing” Republicans: “no, because socialism”
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@patriottakes God can’t see through masks? Good to know
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@RandyEdgarWall @patriottakes @therecount Republican rioters at the Capitol killed more than pot
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@emsteck @KFILE The right is just a cover for institutional racism
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@richardmarx If you could reason with the religious, there wouldn’t be any religious
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@MollyJongFast It’s a great time for the secret service, FBI and law enforcement to maintain acceptable standards for public discourse. The first amendment doesn’t protect inciting violence
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@WSJ If you have $2400 for a sweater, you aren’t being taxed enough
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@WUTangKids OSHA should fine every one of those trucking companies
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I feel like my ranting on twitter eventually seeds the ether with ideas like this. We have to convert empty retail. This is a great idea.
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@sean_antrim @AOC Smooth roads and intact bridges are socialism
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@RickEsenberg @deaninwaukesha However you need to lie to yourself
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@samstein @dlippman Ass, gas or grass, governor
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@ianbremmer @RadioFreeTom If it were really a pandemic, hospitals would require everyone to be vaccinated… oh, they are
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“I descend from the Spanish explorers” is not the flex you think it is. The conquistadors didn’t bring women along with them.
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$25 green chile hamburgers were all over the place in #SantaFe . The amount of wealth up there that’s able to support such a ridiculous cost is hard to get my head around
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Why the heck have a 14th amendment if we’re not going to enforce it?
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@patriottakes Isn’t telluride where she worked as a call girl?
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@ScottWalker Oooooooohhhhh, back to the Stone Age!!!!!!! #badass
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@JerylBier @AOC How about what Sinema did to herself, you mean
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@Super70sSports My back, and 7 of my best friends’ backs, just went out thinking about this
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@kylegriffin1 Smart people less likely to die.
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@donmoyn Freedom Fries
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@CelesteRogers8 @AnaCabrera @kurtbardella This should put companies out of business. Have a call-back system. Screw AA for making their customers suffer. @AmericanAir CEO makes $10.6M/ years.
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@carlquintanilla @JohnJHarwood @WSJ @conorsen “Supply chain issues” will need replaced with something else, so companies can make excuses for price hikes
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There’s no way NM is going with TX.
@CommissarOzy
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the real dividing lines of a future american civil war
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@owillis When’s he start selling reverse mortgages?
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@MackenzieTattoo @nathanTbernard Nah, it just says, “key this car, owner is a douche”
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@atrupar He kept his salary around $50k… Buuuuulllllllllllll
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@JohnFetterman I don’t think Jersey wants him either
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I wonder if Biden’s motorcade knows it has to drive at least 90mph on I-25, never use a turn signal and tailgate like there’s no concern if they live or die? #abq #nmtrue
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@MeelaLovely @USATODAY “Political reality”? This had nothing to do with politics. This was a man-Karen looking to bully children
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@AntiToxicPeople Welp, that’s a court violation. Let’s see if she’s got teeth
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@AntiToxicPeople He’s trying to trigger violence. Garland should be ready to step in.
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What did I ever do to him… besides lose him an election? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@MollyJongFast I think the media need to press her when she embraces Christian values. It’s a very generic phrase that could be taken many ways. We need to know what she means
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How embarrassing is it to have a @MarkRonchettiNM campaign sign in your yard? It says, “I love an unqualified weatherman for governor who’s never held elected office.”
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#LasCruces , you’re edgy for this park name… especially next to an arroyo
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Yep, this would work
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