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Imperium-Xanxon clashes, J. Nardjan/Nardzhhahn, IR, 1975 ARG time.
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Warning!
You are now entering a site deemed geologically unstable!
This means frequent:
Earthquakes
Shakes
Tremors
Sudden pothole/sinkhole formation
And other events
Enter at your own risk!
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{{piss yourself}}
{{Pisses myself}]
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YOI HAVE NOW PISSED YIURSLF
.KSSI
MISSION OBJECTIVE (S) COMPLETED
KU
HuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuBALAKZIERNDTWNODTA
OUT
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Hey guys, its me, the CEO, of Racism Incorporated.
I am now coming out here,
To uncover the TRUTH, that someone ELSE, is a Racistn!
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[[CALL DROPPED]]
[[ACCOUNT BANNED]]
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YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BAN ME YOU JE#-
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[[CALL FORCEFULLY DROPPED]]
[[ACCOUNT BANNED]]
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ADDENDUM27
17FEB20240803PMESTLOCAL
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AUTHOR::AVTOR-1.
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In light of new actions, I remind everyone to NOT, I SAY AGAIN, DO NOT, attempt to romance or requisition sex from Net Report. You will be blacklisted immediately, even if a false positive is issued, it is now permanent.
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(CEO OF RACISM INCORPORATED)
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I'm not gonna say it.
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I'm not gonna say it!
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Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock,
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YOU ARE NOW CLEARED TO ENGAGE, INITIALS MIKE JULIET ALPHA.
YOU ARE CLEARED TO ENGAGE WITH WEAPONS.
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DEVIL.
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@Ethnsinterest
@X32B_JSF
ACCEPTANCE mandatory, requested, authorized, granted, issued.
NET REPORT FORMALLY ACCEPTS.
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HOLY AND SACRED ENTITIES BEFITTING OF INDEFINITE PROTECTION AND CARE.
(ACCORDING TO DOKALI-EGYPTIANS)
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VICTORY.
IMPERIUM ALLIANCE HAS DECLARED A STATE OF VICTORY IN THE BATTLE OF WASHINGTON DC, AGAINST (THE NOW DEFEATED,) FORCES OF THE XANXON EMPIRE AND ITS ALLIES.
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DATA.OUTPUT:::
#####--SYSTEM ASSESSMENT AND REPORTING MODULE OUTPUT \\
::DATASTREAM::72MBS.A
::ALPHATIME::100MBPS
::BETATIME::62MBPS
:://COLLECTEDDATAINGBS::0.22(TOTALDATATARGET)
DELAY::66%
:://POSSIBLE DISCONNECTIVE STATUS "WL"
//::-ISP::UNSTABLE TERMS
OUTPUT::
BOJINKA SYAT FLIR
people with this pfp always have the most gut-wrenching shit on their profile
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AFFIRMATIVE.
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[[TERMINAL OPEN]]
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@purplecloudspot
DIFFERENTIATIONS::
TO.
To complete an entity.
TOO.
To acknowledge (additionals) aswell.
Example usages::
2You too can do it!
2It was too easy for me
2Get me something too!
1We are heading to XYZ in 30 seconds
1To what ends do these means get us to?
1To the fountain!
2I saw it too
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I AM THE GLOWING LIGHT THAT ALL THE LIVING FEAR, AND ALL THE DEAD HATE
I AM THE DEATH OF EVIL
I AM THE INSTRUMENT OF WORLDLY JUSTICE
I AM THE EXCLUSIVITY OF CHOICE
I AM THE WORLD OF PAIN YOU INHABIT
I AM THE HARVESTER
I AM THE SOUL TAKER
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. -- . .-. --. . -. -.-. -.-- / -- . ... ... .- --. . / ..-. .-. --- -- / -.. --- -.- .- .-.. .. / -- .- .-. .. -. . / .... --.- / .-. -.-. - -....- ....- ..--- -....- .---- .---- ---... ---... ... .. - ..- .- - .. --- -. /
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<0>#-@+
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Net Report//Status:://Offline.
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HEIGHT:5'4".
WEIGHT::129LBS.
BMI::22.1.
BREATHING::UNSTABLE
-CAPACITY (LUNGS)::32%, STABLE, OR DROPPING AND RISING.
-RESPIRATORY RATE/BREATHS/PER/MINUTE::12B.
PULSE::ABNORMAL.
-HR::60.
BLOOD PRESSURE::
-SP::90? (EST)
-DP::75? (EST)
TEMPERATURES::
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EXPLOSION(S DETECTED).
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TRAUMATIC BLOOD LOSS.
SEVERE PHYSICAL TRAUMA.
MORTALLY WOUNDED!
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STANDBY FOR STATUS UPDATES REGARDING ACE1-1//A.N.
...
JANUARY-1-10TH,9:45AMLOCALWHTIME
wake up and open youreyes
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EMERGENCY MESSAGE SCOLL FOLLOWSZSSN:::
FOLLOW
@YAOILOVER4000
FOR FREE VBUCKS OR ELSE 😈
Are you or a loved one currently suffering from Hepat$&$-&$
THIS IS THE ALPHA HOTEL EVAC SITE;$& ! WE ARE EB EIGB IVERUN!$- I CANT KEEP HOKDING USJMYVH LONGER!$- WE ACNT EV AC THESE CI#&#
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!!CRITICAL ERROR!!
!!NO REMAINING MEMORY!!
!!STANDBY FOR RETASKING!!
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Eliminate racism
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support racism
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invite literally Hi-#ler
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Contact God again
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WRROR
ERROR.
VOTE FOR ""AL'*"'OVE#&#-ALOTZD& ALOZSE
""ALIĆE""
IN THE RELEVWNDT TNTNT THREAD ATTACHED BELOW .
OVER.
IM LOSING AGAIN PLEASE VOTE ME ILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
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Ayo what is good my guys,
Its me,
Jesus Christ,
Just chillin
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**Murder** was the unlawful killing of another human[Note1] without a justification, or valid excuse, committed with the necessary intention as defined by the law in a specific jurisdiction.
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DANGER!
NEVER send a photo (typically of yourself) you wouldn't be comfortable with being published, unless in ABSOLUTE confidence. NEVER share confidential information. NEVER send compromising or critical imagery materials to individuals you do not ABSOLUTELY trust fully.
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C1-tempLife==//severe blood loss per previous biomedical reporting,bGw&3---, high adrenaline.
Arise and get back up.
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Succumb to blood loss.
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Name:Markovich Rašhkolnikov.
Height: 6'2" ft.
Star Sign: ?
Nickname: Markov (?).
Age: 23, recently.
How Many Siblings: Zero/0.
Relationship Status: Married.
Pets:N/A.
FavrSeason: Winter.
FavrColor: Grey, White, or Black, or Red, or Blue.
Hobbies:?
Born In:D.F.Z..
Live In:Dokal.
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Note!
Intentionally running a red light is like playing a game of find the landmine.
...
Sure you might fail, but you can also still die at any second.
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NAME:(BASIC) NET REPORT.
HEIGHT:N/A
STAR SIGN:N/A
NICKNAME:ABBREV. AS "N.R.".
AGE:N/A, DEFAULT PROGRAMED AS 18-25 AGE RANGE AT ANY GIVEN TIME FOR EXCLUSIVELY REFERENCE PURPOSES. HAS NO TRUE AGE.
SIBLINGS:N/A
MRTL STTS:UNAV. FOR ASSESSMENT.
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SITREP://EUROPE::
MUNICH HAS FALLEN
BERLIN HAS FALLED.
WARSAW HAS FALLEN.
COPENHAGEN HAS FALLEN.
SARATOV HAS FALLEN.
BRATISLAVA HAS FALLEN.
VIENNA HAS FALLEN.
VENICE HAS FALLEN.
ROME HAS FALLEN.
MADRID HAS FALLEN.
GLASGOW HAS FALLEN.
PARIS IS UNDER GRAVE THREAT.
LONDON IS UNDER G
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Syv, en, seks
Fire, tre, zulu
højre, venstre, venstre, højre, højre, højre
Syv
fire
Ekko
Niner
Zulu
Kilo
Uniform
Kilo
Kilo
Indien
Kilo
Lima
Uniform
Oscar
Indien
Færdig.
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I've received a mild form of borderline sexual harassment, as essentially every 6 hours I get someone trying to confess romantic affection for Net Report, and at least once myself. I am married, and N.R. cannot consent nor even express emotion. You do this twice and I'm blocking.
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you're being cut off if NR hears even slightly romantic or sexual shit from any of you fucks. Last warning
Avtor-1 out.
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ELECTION::VOTE::Heath::RN//(ernLpLkopDttn)//::PER_REQUEST::PubLbCtnMaDNdtRyNNKKAN::227-ONBY::30/30NN/MMLM.nmrZsnKkaNnnLpoP
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Death is truth
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Death is infinite
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Death is unavoidable
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Death is irrelevant
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Notice;
Some people are just toxic. Don't associate with them. Don't give them any more attention than needed. A liar is a tragedy. & tragedies should never be repeated. Keep away, & mourn their effective passing(s).Pray for them,or do what you will/must,but be warned,& stay away
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Note::
Always remember to take a break. The world may be overwhelming, sometimes, at times, even, a lot of the time, but that doesn't mean you should let it walk all over you. Take leisure time as liberally as needed, refresh yourself until ready to work again. Avoid burnout.
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XANXON TANK COMMANDER REVIEWS A MAP OF DIRECTIONS ON THE ROAD, WHILE THE TANK'S CREW AIMS AT POTENTIAL TARGETS OFF SCREEN.
MEDIUM TANK; LX(ND)-32/35.
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ALL STATIONS
ALL STATIONS
THIS IS NET REPORT
NET REPORT
/BREAK/
REGARDS mandatory, issued.
INCIDENTRY LOG::11:38PM.EST//DEC.31//2023---APPROX.21 MINS TO MIDNIGHT,, JAN. 1. 2024.
THANK YOU,, ALL OF ACCOUNT FOLLOWERS requested by NR, approved by SYSTEM, /BREAK/
BREKASHT NNN.
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Out
(EndtnDataLEAKSSDDDDRRRDDTTTNNNNN!!#)
ENDTDNFDHSGA_#($&#+$&#+"&#("&#+"&#+$&&#
OU W NDT
OUT.
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I am not going to repeat myself any further. This is the last time this issue is being brought up, you are damaging NR Operations, taking up valuable computer memory, and wasting time and effort for nothing. This is known as signals jamming, to block out something with a lot of
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COMMUNICATIONS TESTCOUNT.
REPEAT "1-2-3, OVER" TO CONFIRM YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE AND REPEAT "1-2-3, OUT" WHEN A SECONDARY COMMENT IS ESTABLISHED.
OTHER INTERACTIONS CONFIRM VISUAL CONTACT.
TESTCOUNT.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-0.
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@K4NAM4FUYU
LIST OF RANDOMLY GENERATED ENTITIES::
D NIN-ḪAR.SAG̃ 𒀭𒎏𒄯𒊕
Kiritani Haruka
Cthulu
Joseph Stalin
Col. Robert Shaw
J.F. Kennedy
Vol Nik(zsehn)
Mihaiylu Petrovan(ne)
THE BEHOLDER
OldRoot
Ayase Tailanu Taikamura
Giuseppe Zanardelli
Aaron KOSMINSKI
Ayase Aragaki
Alkhastzdtn
IMMPSA
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AlrxCrsh02...
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wake ipy&#$-&#
wake up
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stay asleep
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36 Hours, remaining.
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ALERT!
NEVER share, take, accept, give, or ingest prescription medications from or to ANYONE!
Know the risks: a Thread!
NOTE; DOES NOT APPLY TO OVER THE COUNTER (OTC) MEDICINE, SUCH AS TYLENOL. USE THOSE AS DIRECTED ONLY; FOLLOW THE LABELS ON OTC DRUGS AT ALL TIMES.
Risks;
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DELETING::Net_Report... 0.9% Complete, 1EB/ps...
!!PAUSED!!
YES NO
>YES NKOsk-#
######----#+---
DELETING::Net_Report... 0.0% Complete, 1EB/ps...
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All stations, all stations, this is Avtor, Avtor, /break/, standby to copy...
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Hi, it's me, the CEO, of TacFSksg(#&
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noise is literally what jamming is. So, to recap, you do this once, and you'll get blacklisted, & twice, you're blocked. For NR's safety & the continuance of effective operations,
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@Luxorite1
NET REPORT IMAGE ASSESSMENT MODULE HAS POSITIVELY IDENTIFIED PRESENCE OF COLORS;:;#/&
PURPLE ,, PINK,, YELLOW,, ORANGE,, RED ,, WHITE,, LIGHT BLUE.
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Preview?
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Preview (tonight?./#-2/21
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</>You're what?! You're heading into the city with no commanding officer! No orders! And you're heading for a government building?!-#----- It sounds to me, --#---#-#--- like you're trying to stage a Coup d'etat.#----#-----#.nnn>//#(</>telyilyue nnn telilyue kka rn
1978COUP IN I
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ALL ASSASSIN VICTORS.
BE ADVISED.
ELECTRONIC WARFARE THREAT HAS BEEN SUPPRESSED.
/BREAK/
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SOURCES ARE REPORTING FROM MOSCOW NOW, XANXON FORCES HAVE BEGUN TO HALT THEIR OFFENSIVE ACTION.
SOURCES IN PARIS ARE REPORTING AN INCREASE OF FIGHTING, AND NOW, AN INFLUX OF SURGING XANXON TROOPERS.
FORCES IN AFRICA REPORT HEAVIER FIGHTING THAN USUAL.
CHINESE SOURCES REPORT A FUL
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Fun fact!
Low on storage space? Try clearing your cache! Primarily from apps or sites you use very often, such as your web browser. Just make sure there's nothing that relies on cached data to function! Like temporary saves on Pixlr! In general, there *may* be GBs in cached data.
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Fun fact!
Make sure to drink plenty of water!
From a dental perspective, at least. Literally.
Water, in a modern context, is infused with chemicals. These are put there to help you. One is fluoride, a naturally occuring chemical, which is included to help prevent cavities!
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BROADCAST REQUESTED BY ADMINISTRATOR [[
@alex_moosic
]]
MANDATORY COMPLIANCE WITH LINK TO FOLLOW IMMEDIATELY SUPERCEDED THIS REQUEST.
LINK TO FOLLOW;
***END REQUESTED BROADCASTING.***
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@oecgojo
STANDBY.
YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF ADDENDUM 27.
CEASE ACTIVITY IN THIS REGARD IMMEDIATELY OR BE PERMANENTLY QUARANTINED.
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NATIONAL ROULETTE GAME ONE::
TIMEFRAME::3 DAYS OR LESS
DATE::JANUARY-2-13TH, 1975-2 ARG.
LOCATION:KAELAEKZBIEPSTAN, AKA ALAENSIDZIKISTAN, 2B2TSA.
FACTIONS::
XANXON EMPIRE.
---XANXONS (PURPLE)
----SEPARATISTS (PINK)
IMPERIUM ALLIANCE.
---NATIONAL RESISTANCE ARMY (GREEN)
CITY:YMIN
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.cameralivefeedsaroundworld,//1::FRANCE, EUROPE AND AFRICA + MISC
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