You’ll be minding your business and then all of a sudden you’re fighting your tears for dear life whilst queuing at the self check out in Sainsbury’s because you’ve somehow been reminded of them but you can’t start crying there and then because you’ll look crazy.
When
@maameadwoa247
made this Tiktok, she made it for girls like me who like to have quick apitizerds at midnight and I’m forever grateful because I feel seen!
@brandypapii
I even went on his tiktok account yesterday (unfortunately) and saw him sitting on furniture which appears to have bubble wrap on it. It keeps getting worse.
It means one of the following:
- I’m hungry
- I’m tired
- I’m cold
- I’m annoyed
- My social battery is low
- I’m in deep thought
- I don’t know you and I’m trying to suss you out
- I don’t like you
It’s the fact that people only realised that maybe it was difficult during lockdown when they had to homeschool their 1-2 kids instead of a class of 30.
Whilst I was walking into my Uber yesterday, I overheard a guy telling his friend to allow it and go home before he becomes an
@Oloni
TL story. The way I screamed?! 😭
#DLTMALTA
The way I stopped fancying Daniel Kaluuya immediately after my camera roll mistook him for my dad in the people folder…? Now I can’t unsee the resemblance.
Next time when you lot are booking your tickets for Detty December, Ghana 2022, can you let me know so that I can also book please? I too like enjoyment!
The only reasonable excuses in my opinion are one of the following:
- Someone very close to them has died or is in hospital about to die.
- They’ve suddenly ended up in hospital and cannot be discharged.
- Their child has suddenly ended up in hospital
- They’ve suddenly died.
I’m going to assume that any black woman agreeing with this either has extremely loose and manageable curls, chemically straightened hair, locs or has shaved their hair off. We all know that our hair isn’t low maintenance. Stop being annoying.
LMAO at Nigerian twitter’s response and them not understanding what I mean by “moving mad” considering others worldwide understood. I obviously don’t literally mean she’s becoming a mad person. It means she’s doing too much…
1. This is such a horrible situation to be in. I’m glad she’s ok.
2. She’s extremely brave.
3. Why is she so funny? Going back and fourth with a gun man shouldn’t be funny but it’s tickling me 😭
Twitter is really the worst because anyone who follows her will know this is her style of content/comedy looool. You never know if she’s joking or not. You literally just had to swipe on instead of bringing her video here.