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College admissions rejection season is my favorite time of the year. Congrats on wasting your entire high school life being a dweeb just to get bounced by a hockey player who didn’t go to school for 3 years
#YellCornell
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@ScoopOnBird
@crackcobain__
Piece of advice going forward: when someone posts condolences/about someone dying, don’t respond asking questions like “who is that?” Even if you don’t mean to come off like an asshole, you sound like one. You have the entire internet at your fingertips. Use it
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Wearing my hat Fernando Rodney style to the bar this weekend so I can optimally attack the pussy with my mouth cock
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@lunch_enjoyer
Ugh he called me earlier but I didn’t answer because I was busy (Kanye thinks we are a lot closer than we actually are so I don’t always answer his calls) now I wish I did I bet he was going to tell me this.
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With all the hoopla around
#ModernWarfareII
, let’s throw it back to my favorite post ever by
@robbywgucci
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I know we have some watch nerds in here so peep
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If I saw a TikTok npc (Neurodivergent Person who i hope gets Cancer) on the street I would light them on fire
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The morning after tongue punching a fart box for the first time
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HOLY FUCK!!!!!! BURNER ON THE BOARD IN THE NHL!!!!!
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Such a Rickie Fowler 4XL Puma flat brim type of night
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Ok guys rare serious tweet here. The burner community has truly been a breath of fresh air. I’ll unfortunately have to be taking a step away as if was just diagnosed with MDS (massive dong syndrome). I’ll be getting treatment (top) from a specialist (your girl). I’ll be back soon
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The only time you want to be in the nosebleeds
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Love a good camel toe. Let’s ya see what you’re working with. Kinda like a sample station at Costco or one of those mini spoons at the ice cream shop
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Also…if you know what this is then you’re a baller
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There is a 0.000000001% chance I keep my license after driving this. And I can’t wait
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I’d stinkfuck her with no spit or jelly
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The silver bullet has arrived. 2024 Turbo S with Exclusive Design Wheels🚀
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She pulled out my Mike Babcock and gave me Victor Hedman in the Marc Staal!
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I am not exaggerating. This is the only thing I want for my birthday
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What’s your town’s 9/11?
I’ll go first; I’m from nyc
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Gonna post some car stuff in this thread. If any burners are car guys feel free to tap in
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Going like Damar Hamlin’s aortic valve this weekend
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Delivery day. Has to be the best I have seen yet (not biased at all…)
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If the left one is projecting up to 1.95 at RM sothebys, how much would you value ours…
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On a generational run with purchases (I am secretly in debt)
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When talking to a girl, ask for pictures from 2 years ago, 1 year ago, 6 months ago, and now. Notice trends. Don’t invest in depreciating assets.
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Grilled cheeses. Consistent. Always good, sometimes great. Strive to be a grilled cheese
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Live from 15 going absolute Rickie Fowler mode td
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@DanyAllstar15
This is why everyone hates the flyers. Why scratch him when at this point losing games is better than winning?
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@FulfordKonnor
@heatdaddy69420
Zinger from Konnor with a K. That toga night in your banner looks pretty electric dude, bunch of chicks, wish I was there.
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If I’m not on BOTW this week I’m retiring from the burner game this is one of my best weeks of tweets ever
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Bro this club is sick let me post multiple slow-pan videos so everyone knows that I’m going home alone
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Excited to announce I have accepted an offer to join Silicon Valley Bank as a Summer 2023 Technology Investment Banking Analyst!
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Great banter, you lads will love this one. We drop some bombshells including the fact that this burner has actually changed hands within the last year—maybe the OG (American) sticky bandit will have to hop on the pod next time 👀
Just banked an unreal interview with the confirmed richest burner
@Need2Moisturize
which releases in a few weeks. He may or may not have read us his bank account balance live during the interview. 👀👀
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Great afternoon at UBS yesterday thanks to Lou Lamoriello. Love an old school Italian guy.
I must admit: he made me shave my mustache on the way into the press box and then grabbed my ladies cheek on the way in. Kept saying how they didn’t have ass like that in “the old country”
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Hate reusing pics like I did on the right but I have to give it to Tommy. He outdid me
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@SteezyFebreze
@heatdaddy69420
My dad would beat me on the concourse between rink 34 and 35 because I didn’t score
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Roll Wave baby
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If I am not one thing, I’m not a liar.
Commercial airlines are the closest thing we have to gladiator duels today. Every man for themselves. Never doing this again. PJs only
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5 mins in and Dallas vs Seattle is the war you’d expect. Blue versus red, north vs south. Pavs scoring makes me want to stand my ground and shoot first!!!!
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My girlfriend said she was going for a ride with her guy BFF in his hellcat—I thought she meant the car but she must’ve meant literally meant a kitten! She came home with scratches all over her back and bruises on her neck!! Love her
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I can’t stand the NHL media man. Whoever the incel is that voted mcdavid 5th should be drawn and quartered. People just love to hate and the NHL continually allows it to happen. Ban that window licking sped from ever voting again
David Pastrnak ranked second in Hart Trophy voting.
Still, Connor McDavid took home 195 first-place votes.
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I understand that there have been allegations made against me and I would like to address them here. Groups of people are saying that I pleasured myself to a photo of Mrs. Met. I would like to confirm these allegations. Thank you and have a good day.
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If she doesn’t win the Michigan gubernatorial election I will go full on Trump 2020 mode and demand a human recount of every vote. America needs a sexy governor no matter the party
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Nice fitness account dude she fell in love with me because I’m mysterious and I have long hair
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Pit vipers are the unspoken symbol of white supremacy
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Breaking: my ex-girlfriend has signed with the guy she told me not to worry about—pending trade call. First reported by her private story and
@FriedgeHNIC
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No, Officer, I don’t have to tell you where I was January 6th 2021.
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I’m doing donuts in my neighborhood it make me feel good
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Overtime Megan twerking compilation overtime megan leaked photos
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