Apply now to attend [Redacted] (aka Nearkok 2024)
We *may* be organising $nKOK drops and other degenerate initiatives. The aim is to help as many people as possible get to Thailand in November ✈️
Apply:
We did it mom! 😱🔥👹
What happens when a tiny lil kok coin with only a $55k market cap joins the Ivy League of memecoins receiving chonky rewards on REF?! [156k REF + 10k+ NEAR per month!] 🧐🦴
The road to Nearkok 2024 begins SOON 🇹🇭🌴
Fun fact: did you know that the default burner address on NEAR has:
~ $2.48m worth of $NEAR
~ $2.74m worth of
@dragonisnear
~ $500k worth of
@Lonkonnear
~ %50k worth of
@nearvidia
Onchain stalking courtesy of
@pikespeak_ai
LP has been burned 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wat does that mean? 🧐
We've transferred control of the seed liquidity into main pool into a burner address - now NO ONE has the keys to EVER remove those coins from the pool 🕳️
#nKOK
What a mighty achievement! 🫡
The $nKOK have now rammed into the top 30 hottest coins trending on NEAR! 🚀
The KOK army is growing fast. Locked and loaded. Ready to SHOOT 🌚
#nKOK
#nKOKisNEAR
#kokArmy
Diversify the KOK, they said! 🫡
We excited to stake the modest amount of NEAR from the KOK treasury with a grassroot validator! 🧑🚒
Thanks to
@ShitzuCommunity
quirky and novel approach, we are receiving $NEAR staking rewards AND $dogshit - an index of several eco memecoins 💩
The tenacity of the KOKs almost brings us tears of joy
Within minutesof launch there are already three additional $nKOK community pools! (Indexer getting slapped, but there are funds in novo pools)
More announcements soon (Telegram group + website)
#nKOK
#nKOKisNEAR
Our nKOK spiritual leader isn't shooting blanks! 🔥
Congratulation on lil baby dragon! 🐉
The merge, the splurge, sharding, familing. wat else do you want anon?>
Launch of Liquidity Pool (LP) imminent 😱
Things to do while you wait:
Entry Level: Whitelist nkok.tkn.near on
@finance_ref
Degen Mode: setup
@dragonbot_xyz
and fund it
Giga Brain: ...
@veaxlabs
Get ready. We are coming HARD
#nKOK
The Silent Flippening is happenning 👀
Native stablecoins on NEAR are going HARD and DEEP
USDC native is now 4x USDC.e on REF largest pools. Noteworthy newcummer - FRAX is also 🔥
Burrow > $35m
@OrderlyNetwork
your turn - wen switching all pairs from USDC.e to USDC native!?
KOK Alert ⛳️
Next 24 hours are STRATEGIC. Critical importance. Go hard or go soft 🫡
It's time to deposit nKOK on REF Vault ✊
The # of coins deposited will be what determines what share of of the 10,416 NEAR per month get allocated to KOK farm 🐓👩🌾
We're teaming up with
@slushonnear
to create a new liquidity pool on
@finance_ref
with a new $nKOK<>$SLUSH (nkok.tkn.near<>slush.tkn.near) LP for more trading fun!
1/ Let's talk about Kokenomics 🏦
5% Fellowship of KOK (1% each)
10% 'Fair Launch' -
@veaxlabs
55% LP on
@finance_ref
20% Airdrops & Partnerships
10% DAO (Marketing, May burn)
We may or may not have had some shrooms and came up w. those numbers. BUT - here is the rational 🧵
Imagine... the koks manage to get enough xxxREF to get just the tip in and enter the next stage of
@finance_ref
Memecoin Season 🧐
Some people see chonky REF and NEAR rewards, we see a travel fund to help get our community to Bangkok in November ✈️🇹🇭👀
It's time to reclaim your sovereignty 🫡
Anon, prepare to converge on BangKOK this November
Any chain, any dApp, anywhere.
Witness the birth of user owned AI.
The age of Chain Abstraction.
The dawn of a self-sovereign era.
Prepare for [REDACTED].
Our imaginary friends that identify as a lawyers advised us not to say this but the proof is now out there...
nKOK is the new stable coin on NEAR!
Stable but unhinged. Don't fade the KOKs
#KOKsCooking
#nKOKisNEAR
Fellowship of the KOL NFTs are selling FAST 🔥💆🏼♀️
We’d like to welcome some of the biggest and thickest OG contributors to the NEAR ecosystem as Stewards of the nKOK DAO 🤴🏽
@David___Mo
@AvbNear
@vandigital
@BasedDeeegen
You’ll be added to the DAO shortly 🤝
1/ Nearkok 2024 is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
BUT before we spill more alpha and launch our token, we are looking for YOU
Introducing: Fellowship of the KOK
We are looking for 5 brave and daring individuals to become the stewards of the KOK Kingdom and lead us to greatness
We just donated 4.2b nKOK (1% of supply!) that will be distributed to the legends who supported us by voting with their xREF for nKOK!
Sweet opportunity to snag some extra nKOK rewards by depositing additional xREF (only for 24 hours)
🚀 Hey folks! The new top 5 has arrived! 🎉
🔥Woohoo! Swing by within the next 24 hours to get in on the Memecoin staking action. Hurry up, as it will determine your NEAR rewards!
💎xREF voting will be extended for an extra day. Feel free to cast more votes and score yourself
1/ Before NEARKOK 2024 (Bangkok), there is Brussels - did you know the 'NEAR at ETHCC' even is already sold out?!
Smol thread with other solid events to check out if you are attending
@EthCC
Subscribe on LUMA to NEAR @ ETHCC Calendar:
1/ Nearkok 2024 is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
BUT before we spill more alpha and launch our token, we are looking for YOU
Introducing: Fellowship of the KOK
We are looking for 5 brave and daring individuals to become the stewards of the KOK Kingdom and lead us to greatness
Would it be too soon to suggest an intimate collaboration between $TOUCHED and $nKOK ?
Send sum tokens to
nearkok.sputnik-dao.near
#nKOK
#theKokIsComing
@neartouched
2/ Fellowship of the KOK 101:
5 OG Limited ‘Big KOKs’ NFT = 5 DAO Council members
Big KOK NFTs to be auctioned on
@mintbase
, proceeds used to seed the NEAR LP pool
Should we set up the KOK Palace - ultimate HACKER HOUSE in Bangkok in the months leading up to [Redacted]?
An actual residential experience for dedicated builders and degenerates to hack non-stop (defs not a sweatshop)
Reclaim your Sovereignty
Wow unexpected, Thailand are introducing a remote work visa! 🇹🇭
180 days for 10,000 baht ($270)
You can extend for another 180 days for the same price 🤯
5/ Airdrops and Partnerships
Can't say much about airdrops but nKOK is here to put a smile on your face
We are looking forward to setting LPs w. other memecoins in ecosystem: send us some coins to DAO so we can set it up
nearkok.sputnik-dao.near
@dragonisnear
@Lonkonnear
@mraltantutar
what if... we assign founders or community OGs to be the 'leader' of a specific shard: you are now trusted to grow that shard beyond capacity! give them a fat stack of near (we'll match with a fat nKOK bag)
3/ Da fuq is a 'fair launch' on
@veaxlabs
?!
A new pool with limited liquidity can gigapump, resulting in outsized ownership of early buyers
We EXPERIMENTING (bi-pool curious) w. making a % of supply available through sinfle sinded liquidity AND a tight price range
4/ Good ol' liquidity pool on
@finance_ref
This pool will be seeded with the NEAR proceeds from 'Big KOKs' NFTs
The LP will be BURNED so you can't ger RUGGED
nKOK rewards for xREF stakers are back! 🫡
Feed your xREF to help us stay in the memecoin competition for next round (Voting June 3) and earn juicy 50% APY 🤏
@Freol
da fuq is this wizardry... our terminal doesn't look like this. The child we hired to run some commands asked chatGPT but the AI is hallucinating and giving us fake near CLI methods
@Freol
@agorappDAO
sir have you considered doing some live coding? spin up a twitch account and show us plebs how you stroke those magic keys. so much brain being withheld
@crypto_groggs
The real question is: shall we call it The KOK Haus or KOK Palace?
100% down to creating a residential hacker experience before or after the conference
7/ ETHGlobal Brussels Hackathon (July 12-14): Put your coding skills to the test and build on NEAR at this exciting hackathon.
@ETHGlobal
Bonus: bounty boosters from
@NEARDevHub
2/ Why are the KOK Fellows getting 1%?! 😠
The Fellowship of the KOK is made up of community members who ponied up 69 NEAR to buy the exclusive 'Big KOKs' NFT Collection and become the stewards of DAO
Contributors 4 nKOK growth. Skin in the game
2/ Fellowship of the KOK 101:
5 OG Limited ‘Big KOKs’ NFT = 5 DAO Council members
Big KOK NFTs to be auctioned on
@mintbase
, proceeds used to seed the NEAR LP pool
3.1/ Da fuq is a 'fair launch' on
@veaxlabs
?! [Continued]
Tight range means anyone can buy at reasonable price similar to the Fellowship of the KOK entrypoint until all the $nKOK in that pool is gone - then we gigapump
Arbitrage w.
@finance_ref
👀