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Tell you hwhut I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Talmbout attack ships on fire o'er the shoulder of Orion, C-Beams glitter like gih gih gih gih. All those moments lost, like tears in the dang ol' rain main. Tears in rain like.. yo.
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Ah man I know this was for the best but seeing him like this stings
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@metalgearobama
Me desperately looking for my keys 12 Claws deep after my friend texted me the laundromat he's at has a Tekken 3 cabinet
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@wolflaguz
My Twitter bugged and i gasped thinking you got ratio'd harder than anyone ever has
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Ted Cruz should be ash-
Wait a minute
*checks my likes, unlikes a few things*
Ted Cruz should be ashamed.
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@AnimeSerbia
I think this is some of his best work. Not including a picture means people that saw cocky want boing boing won't recognize him as easily, and he tastefully gets right up to the line of going too far and making it an obvious bit. He's just that good
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@eventualforever
The farther down that thread I scroll the worse it gets. Explain to me in words why watching Hughes lock himself in the theater wasn't needed. Tell me in writing why the comedic gas station fight scene in the comedy Zoolander could have been cut. Actual toddlers
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If you don't take out Migos, they will keep healing Floyd and reducing his damage taken
#MayweatherPaul
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I fight back the tears at my children's funeral when I feel a hand on my shoulder
"Actually, they are either feral pigs or wild hogs. Feral hogs is not an accepted nomenclature."
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@airbagged
I was looking for a chug and then I found a chug, and heaven knows im chugjugging now
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The FGC as a major approaches: okaaaayy who am I gonna see this weekend 👀👀 who's got the room party with the setups im trying to run that shit 🫵😁😁
Rick the Hadou as a major approaches: Time is fleeting. The amount we have been given dwindles. Grasp tightly what remains.
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I
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NICKELODEON ALL-STARS BRAWL.
I WENT TO A LOCAL AND A HUGH NEUTRON MAIN JUST KEPT DAIRING ME GOING
"AIR DODGE JIMBO, AIR DODGE"
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@franklinisbored
@zoigoms
@ettingermentum
You could have had any fantasy monkey you wanted and you picked McDonalds employee.
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I haven't been on the internet in 24 hours, I sure hope
@warhammer
didn't announce anything, let alone 2 kits, that will make me feel silly for finishing this Legionaries-into-Raptors squad today
#warhammercommunity
#warhammer40k
#PaintingWarhammer
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@wapplehouse
"Bot we dewn't have shentral air sho its ackshewally hottah in our homes"
*is on video passing out outside on a pretty nice day*
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Panthers fans watching CJ Stroud and Anthony Richardson ball out after their dainty twink throws a pick his first possession of the season
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Also I was paid $10 to promote this banger
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@Integrity_Guy
It's really great when at any distance other than face to face you look like exactly what you're parodying, brilliant comedy
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In 7th grade I'd google "ancient jugs" to see milf porn around the school firewall but all it would give me is pottery
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Interior crocodile alligator
The boss isnt in he'll return your call later
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People are so obsessed with KH but it's just pretty good
*unlocks my front door with my key on a KH lanyard, sits at computer to read 350 page presentation on why 3 is all a dream*
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My favorite part of George Miller directing Happy Feet is it wasn't some "one for them one for you" studio appeasement piece, he talks about it in interviews with the same seriousness as he talks about any Mad Max film. Same with Babe, he treates all his films with respect.
it’s endlessly funny to me the same person produced both of these movies
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@legotrillermoth
Going "wait a minute, this guy's in like 4 of my favorite movies" was a revelation for me
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@MrTooDamnChris
@bdomenech
@dieworkwear
How dare you, ruining such an intimate moment.
Ben, here's the original photo. Some of us still care about decency, much love to you and Meghan.
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@dklmarxist
Pulled a gun on the guy that told me Sam Elliott is from Sacramento and grew up in Portland and went to UO. This cowboy's heart couldn't bear it
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I was not aware that Johnny Bravo is responsible for most of the popular animated shows that came after it
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You sit down at the local and while you're assigning your buttons your opponent turns on Obra Jin mode, how do you react?
Why is no one talking about the color blind accessibility of Tekken 8. Literally no game has done this.
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Decemberunderground era Davey Havok looked like both members of Team Rocket at the same time
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@BuffGigas
Has pretty negative implications for much later in the games life when the population drops and now you'll have to go back to the waiting room after a few games consistently just to potentially get rematched with the same person you could have just deathmatched. Bad change imo
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@SocialistBeauty
@shitpostney
The worst part is the damage could already be done, him being there could already have exposed them to simple diseases for us but devastating to them
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Not even close
What’s the WORST tweet you’ve ever seen on this app (or top contender)?
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I
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WARNER BROS MULTIVERSUS
EVERY TIME I GO TO THE LOCAL THE BUGS BUNNY PLAYER KEEPS SPIKING ME OFF THE STAGE GOING "EEEEH AIR DODGE DOC, AIR DODGE"
y’all thought I was lying, huh?
Warner Bros Multiversus
Character select screen. There seem to be levels and fighter type icons
-Stephen Universe
-Adventure Time
-Batman / Harley Quinn
-Superman / WW
-Gandalf
-Rick & Morty
-Tom & Jerry
-Bugs Bunny
-New Char (top left)
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@alecrobbins
Dang ol', I'm a berserker man. Talmbout duel wieldin' axes man whirlin' dervish of pain like gih gih gih gih fast as a shark man, like, yo.
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"Bro you have to play this classic survival horror game, the puzzles are out of this world"
The puzzles:
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Every few months, some idiot republican gets Marshall Law trending because they can't spell and I smile and think about this edit.
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Just so we are clear, it is very funny that HK is turning Mei into a symbol of their resistance when her VO is a genocide denying tankie.
@Tiresandtireds
I don’t think that’s true. Even if it is, the few bad people who break the law don’t represent the country.
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@Harada_TEKKEN
@sium_dummy
This doesn't really answer the question, I'm glad that the disconnect rate bug will be getting fixed and that action is going to be taken against frequent disconnectors but *why* does the person that stays connected not get rewarded with a win and the leaver with a loss?
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*Walks up to the TO to report score*
He got it 2-0 but I'm employed
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@h3xenbrenner2
Thanks for putting this on the TL, was a joy to pop through sniping blue checks that respond to a cast iron pot post with Office gifs
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Hbox hyping himself up in his bathroom mirror last night:
"Alright Hbox, they yelled at you for being a literal Plague Marine vomiting bloody bile at tournies. They yelled at you for being backed by a crypto scam under investigation by the SEC. But TONIGHT, TONIGHT goes well."
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during set 1 of Marvel 3 top 6: Oh cool a match without Vergil, Zero, or Dante in it.
The next match:
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@ldrinkh20
This, easily
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
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Staring into the middle distance at this red light as I realize I've never touched foreskin despite owning a penis for 30 years, the light turns green and i dont go. They honk but im lost in thought
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Dragging my crying partner back and forth between the 3 stages at When We Were Young 2022, she's crying but she doesn't understand I optimized the route so we would see Glassjaw on stage 3, then leave 2 songs early to catch AFI, leave in the middle of Totalimmortal to see ADTR, -
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4 beers deep at this wedding looking for someone that looks like they smoke
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I can't help but agree with BlissedGirl's 2006 review of Rob Zombie's seminal opus Hellbilly Deluxe
@Rateyrmusic
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At the point where I can say sanguisugabogg out loud but can't type it without googling it and letting it auto correct
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Someone who doesn't like sex scenes in movies: Does this movie have any cumscares
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