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He told you you’re the only flower in his garden and you believed it , have you ever seen a garden with one flower?
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Mbappe when Rashford approaches him to swap shirts
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Mark my words the day I find the love of my life, we’re filling up our passports with stamps.
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Oiii nah they’re taking the absolute piss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When girls are around their favourite company, they can be the biggest crackheads🤣🤣🤣
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So I’m guessing this sister died in her sleep? Subhanallah
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Removing me on one app but keeping me on others??? This isn’t multiple choice bigman remove me on all😤
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I feel like we’ve been living in the stone ages, I don’t even know if I’m breathing correctly rn.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oiii nah you kill me man omds🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m so tall🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like very tall🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you need to stop it seriously🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧
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Everyone born in November and December laughing at summer babies for not being able to celebrate their birthdays
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Your MCM says “bismillah” before a free kick, but doesn’t for his food.... he’s 24, do better sis🤧
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Winning it in their backyard and seeing it change to our colour >>>>>
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When you attempt to have breakfast but your body isn’t use to eating because you’ve been fasting all month
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Females when they’ve been fasting the whole day and just before they break it to eat, they feel their period coming.
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Since Somalia won I think this is a great time to bring this iconic video back🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴
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Happy international women’s day to all females but especially to all the males that gossip like bitches, take the day off work to celebrate this day too🤧
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If you ain’t losing friends then you ain’t maturing🤧
What is one thing that became more clear as you got older?
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My mum making indirects around the house when a dirty plate is left out
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YoungAdz is the gift that keeps on giving, listen to how he pronounces Busquets🤣
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When you submit work to turnitin and see high percentage of plagiarism🤦🏽♂️
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normal heart rate:
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Wallahi I walked in on a grown man in a shisha lounge toilet doing number 3 my heart was racing😭
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That one day I’m gonna walk this earth without my mum💔
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Americans and Canadians: “OMG I like your accent say water for me pls”
British people:
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When I’m watching Tv the volume can’t be on random numbers like 43 it’s either in 2’s or in 5’s
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Me realising that Lionel Messi success was all down to the Shaytaan
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Only our Somali Queens can banter like this stay out of it.
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*posts selfie*
Girl1: Omds allahumma barik😍💅🏽
Girl2: Yasss honeyyyy you slay my life
Girl3: Sis you’re looking like a snack👅
How the girl looks;
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When April 3rd hits and you see the Somali lady who use to snitch to your mum getting approached🤧
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The pigeons in London when they see you with food
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Niggas in the U.S be getting shot by their classmates lmaooo just be homeschooled nigga
Niggas in the U.K be getting rob at knifepoint lmaooo just run nigga
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Placing your head on the edge of the table with your eyes open to check for the shoes they’re wearing >>>>>>>>>
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People in London attempting to get onto a packed train.
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Nothing but love and dua’s for our mothers, inshallah we can all repay them while they’re still alive🤲🏾❤️
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Me outside Westfield dancing to pay off my NHS healthcare bill.
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When you see someone acting up infront of the opposite gender
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Gotta bring this gem back, pree homeboys face😂😂😩
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The Jinn’s tomorrow after seeing that thread y’all made about it
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Salah and Manè when they see a streaker running onto the pitch while fasting
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Meek Mill listening to Pusha T’s diss and remembering how Drake bodied him last time.
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Every year you lot all get triggered and do the most but on July 1st we’re the first to congratulate you?
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The greatest video to come out of 2019🤣 in 2018 the phrase was ‘we move’ now ‘it’s above me’
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She had a bunk bed with no ladder
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When you realise that the royal baby’s name isn’t Hakeem and that it is in fact ‘Archie Harrison Mountbatten- Windsor’
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When your mum makes food and you get the biggest portion in the house
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Somali girls when they hear about a new shisha lounge that’s opening up and the first hour is free
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When you’re starving and think about all the times you wasted or didn’t finish your food worse feeling ever🤦🏽♂️
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If I’m not assigned my own window, I’m walking home.
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Naya balloons ma rabtaa?
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The Professor would have a well executed plan months before you even get wanted just in case, Ghost can’t even handle Tariq and Michael Schofield is only good from escaping prisons🤣
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Nah this is so sad no child especially at 9yrs old should feel like this🥺
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Boy: Are you gay
Me: No
Boy: Does your mum know you’re gay
Me: No
Boy: So she doesn’t know
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Wth nah I can’t allow that, as a man what type of person would that make me??? I’ll obviously jump in and help him tf, this way she won’t stand a chance.
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Imagine me and my guy were catching up on the phone and he told me add his snap, pls tell me why he then started posting tbs from his memories ...... long story short I removed him.
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It’s like saying if you got fired from your job would you still show up at 9am🥴
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I can’t chat to a girl who’s entertaining multiple guys is my name NSG to give her options?
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I’m generally not a serious candidate I’m 24/7 giggling over nothing🤣🤣🤣
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Fuckinnnnn Is your name homework? Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be🤧
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You mean to tell me Rihanna and Megan are in London at the same time? My legs are starting to give out🤯🥵
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I swear to God I can’t wait to get married and have a daughter just to go on dates with my 2 favourite girls in the whole world🥰 and after a long day of work, as soon as I enter the front door my daughter runs to me and I forget about my whole day🥺🤲🏾
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I never knew the story to the best of my ability about what happened to Shukri but when I read that thread in detail bro, my heart sunk into my stomach really can’t believe her and her family haven’t had any justice yet so it’s up to us to make that happen.
#JusticeForShukriAbdi
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Twitter taught me stuff school didn’t.
I was today years old when I found out bic stood for "best in class"
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Finished 3rd secured a UCL spot for next season and Europa League Winners🤷🏽♂️
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Meek Mill running to the studio to record bangers he made in jail.
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📍My mum calling me
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📍Shouting from the bottom of the stairs
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