Nigella Wankshaft
@NWankshaft
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Common sense old lady. Silver medalist in the hot dog eating championship at the Royal Norfolk Show in 1972. Once called Madonna a nonce. 🇬🇧🌭🇬🇧
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Mother of Gary Lineker pleads for people not to be too hard on her son. "He was only a baby when he came off the Windrush, and he's been through a lot".
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People of Weymouth and the surrounding areas... Be extra careful from now on. Women and girls, there's nobody coming to help you, so please don't let your guard down. Be aware that they hunt for the vulnerable in packs, and the threat of arrest doesn't faze them.
BE CAREFUL.
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George Floyd....
Now 1104 days drug free.
Congratulations George. 💉
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Introducing Alexandria Adamson. The recently appointed co-organiser and learning disabilities officer for the SNP. I'll let you guess which one it is! 🗳️
A lovely lad. 🌭🏇🏳️⚧️😂
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Going to tell my grandchildren that this is Kim Jong-Un.
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Shoved a 10 year old girl out of the way. Tried to grab the flag draped over the coffin. Mumbling the usual Alan's snack bar. So let him go and put him in a room with half a dozen Chelsea pensioners. Religion of peace my arse. 🇬🇧
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Remember Johnny Somali who spent a lot of his time harassing young Japanese girls and taking the piss out of what happened in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Well the Japanese police have enough of his shit and carried him to the nearest airport to be reunited with the USA.
Beautiful.
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It's beginning to look like Nigel Farage has some people in high places by the bollocks.
Good for you son. 🇬🇧
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This is now the level of British sports journalism. How did we get here?
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She played the Italians like a fiddle.
She was always going to comply with whatever her paymasters told her.
Common sense Italian people needed help and they were sold this treacherous whore.
She's going straight to hell. 💰🇮🇹💰
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Visit Blackburn they said.
It's a sleepy Lancashire mill town they said.
Roast pork for dinner they said.
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Islam is the biggest danger to peace the world has ever seen. And if successive governments around the westernised world don't start talking about it or doing something about it, what the world witnessed today will be a regular occurrence.
No more appeasement. Simply no more.
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Say what you like about Maitlis, but at least she's a looker. 🥂🍾🥂
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Hey European Union....
This is Simon Weston from the Welsh Guards. Commander of the Order of the British Empire. With life changing injuries raises countless funds for wounded former soldiers.
So when you meet him, try telling him that he fought in Las Malvinas.
I dare you. 🇬🇧
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Come on you lot.
I'm not doing this myself.
African people invented....... What?
#Africaninventions
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Do not disturb.
I'll be spending the next hour watching this video on a loop. 🏆🍉🍗🏆
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Turns out that Lenny Henry's mum came to the UK 10 YEARS after the Windrush. And here was me thinking that he was born with a Jamaican flag up his arse and munching on jerk chicken.
He's about as Jamaican as I am Chinese. Wanker. 🇬🇧🖕🏻🇬🇧
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@MindCharity
Nice charity work.
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1 earning £200k
Got any jobs for an old lady? 💷
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@DaveAtherton20
Gifted rapper?
Aspiring footballer?
Keen churchgoer?
Potential community leader?
Good boy?
No arrests?
Dindu Nuffin?
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There seems to be an awful lot of denial coming from Mohammad here.
It's 2023 son.
If you're gay, have a nice day. 🏳️🌈🕋🏳️🌈
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And the winner of the best actress in a nonce supporting role goes to.......
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Little Jimmy balloon face indulging in the old socks down the man-bra routine. Fucking ridiculous. 😂
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Anyone else remember that day when Reg did a Schofield and married a bird? Double bonkers.
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I would have absolutely no problem with flicking a switch to properly punish the killers of Mr Lee Rigby.
And I reckon that the vast majority of British adults would feel the same way.
🇬🇧💞🇬🇧
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And lads.... Please form an orderly queue for a hot date with Alexandria. 💐💝
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The time has now come to deploy our armed forces on the streets of rebellion and hatred to support our police officers.
Khan is authorising and encouraging this complete breakdown of law and order.
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Classic council estate.
No shampoo was harmed in the making of this photograph. Wrong un.
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@Rob_Kimbell
@SueMortimer18
There's a D-Notice on it. We won't find out until after the election just what's happening.
There's going to be an awful lot of angry people around when they eventually find out what he's done.
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Lorraine Kelly having a go about Mr Farage and his looks is she?
Gets the face he deserves does he?
You filthy mutt. 🖕🏼🇬🇧🇬🇧🖕🏼
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Voters of East Leeds.
Happy with this?
You might just change your vote if your grandchildren were on the receiving end of the rape and murder which was visited on Israel today.
Vote labour?
Get what you deserve. ⚰️
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Good morning everyone 🇬🇧
Now brace yourself.
I watched this so that you don't have to.
Viewer discretion advised.
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Berlin.
New York City.
Rome.
And.... London.
The mayor of London is an Islamic terrorist sympathiser. Simple as that.
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Tom Bradby's tongue is so far up Harry's arsehole that he could probably nibble on his ribs. What a shitshow.😳
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Silence and respect for the dead is all they have to do. Once a year.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Celtic football club.
The shame of the nation.
Astonishing.
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@GNev2
Quite right Gary. Let them all in mate. It would be fantastic to see them having 3 squares a day for free in your hotel. Surely you and your business partners could donate 3 or 4 of the 11 floors to help these poor huddled masses. And it's only a few miles from a girls school. 😳
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Fascinating to now know that a young girls rapist will just need to waive a piece of paper in front of you recognising his legal right to be a woman before he buggers you. What a time to be a young girl or a woman in Scotland. Absolutely shameful. 🏴☠️
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***It's been pointed out that the person in the video is not "Johnny Somali" but he is an illegal immigrant seeking asylum which he is not entitled to.
Happy to clear that up.
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Let's never forget about what the religion of peace and tolerance did 18 years ago today. As usual it's been ignored by the usual suspects in the media and every Iman in the UK stays silent. Lives taken needlessly, and families bereft.
Rest in peace. 🇬🇧❤️🤍💙🇬🇧
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Schofield is now on a level with Glitter, Savile, and Harris. That's quite an achievement. The dirty pig.
Oh and Holly?
She " Didn't know".
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We're at the stage now where the entire BBC needs to be taken off the screens and we sell every inch of building space that they occupy.
Now off you go.
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Sent packing back to Rapesville. ✅
This Muslim woman who lives in Israel celebrated the Hamas terrorist attack(07/10/23) on her social media. 😏
The Israeli government did her will and sent her back to Gaza.👏👏
BYE FELICIA!!🖕
#IsraelFightsBack
#Israelunderattack
#deathtohamas
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#IStandWithIsrael
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Captain Tom's daughter is in a whole world of shit. Richly deserved. 🏧🖕🏼🏧
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Every single time I clock this thing I can't get rid of the thought of her having Les Dennis's cock hanging out the side of her gob like a prison roll up. 🚬
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@Darren8319
@DaveAtherton20
I believe that the Asian shop worker was identifying as a white person.
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To be fair, a lot has been said about our new batch of engineers fleeing war torn France in a dinghy with nothing to their name but a £2000 iPhone and a pair of Adidas. But as you can see, Bradford is reaping the benefits of fresh fruit deliveries every day.
Well done lads. 🇬🇧
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A gathering of traffic light inventors from Africa on their AGM in Notting Hill.
How did we ever manage without them?
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HE'S BACK.... AND HE'S BLACK!
Join the Prince of Brexit on a mesmerizing trip of blackness through the eyes of an unemployed black man. Get to know the inner black soul of dis brutha who is black. Marvel at his heroic black struggle against his oppressors.
AVAILABLE NOW 🖕🏿
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When you see an illegal immigrant with a new iPhone and Adidas trainers.
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Barack Hussein Obama and Michael Barrymore are having dinner swapping stories about swimming pool tragedies. ⚰️🥽⚰️
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@SamanthaTaghoy
You're a fine example of survival young lady. Keep up your good work. Bless you. 💌💌
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Ok.
Who do you put onto the plane to Rwanda first? ✈️
Eddie Izzard
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Nicola Sturgeon
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Very sad about Robbie Coltrane. Sometimes you hear stories of how people were nasty or difficult to work with, but not a peep regarding Robbie. Scene from "The Supergrass" back in the 80's. No CGI. No stuntman. Even the rescue boat refused to go out. Incredible. 🎥
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Shit is it?
Yet here you are.
Still living here.
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