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Elizabeth II was crowned Queen on 6 February 1952, exactly 1 week after James Milner made his debut for Leeds.
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3,148 days ago ... my first Klopp tweet. To say this has been an epic ride into the eternal lore of Liverpool Football Club is an understatement.
Starting to really dig the idea of a handsome and gregarious 6'4" German bastard whose middle named is Norbert...
http://t.co/ZJ1Sve50ax
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Klopp used 26 players in the Champions League group stages with Tyler Morton playing more minutes than Firmino, Milner, Naby and Thiago.
Group of Depth.
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Cody Gakpo at £37m officially knocks Andy Carroll out of the Top 10 Most Expensive LFC Transfers Ever.
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Kostas played more FA Cup minutes than Fabinno. Taki more than Bobby. Harvey more than Thiago. Tyler Morton more than Milner. Conor Bradley more than Divock. A total squad run.
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Excluding Virgil (2018) and Ibou (2021), LFC have spent a grand total of £8m on the following centerbacks in the last 7 years:
Steven Caulker, Joel Matip, Ragnar Klavan, Sepp van den Berg, Ben Fucking Davies, and Ozan Kabak.
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You could write 10,000 words and still not sum up this Liverpool team better than this picture:
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22 June 2017: Mo Salah is Liverpool's most expensive signing ever.
7 June 2018: Mo Salah is Liverpool's 5th most expensive signing ever.
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, “The Champions of Europe!”, they all sing in Scouse.
Three trophies were placed in the cabinet with care, In hopes that the League soon would be there ...
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How many days since your club took 3 L's in the League?
Arsenal: 45 days
Spurs: 61
United: 74
Chelsea: 74
City: 82
Liverpool: 635
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Virgil van Dijk has now played more minutes of Champions League football for LFC than Daniel Sturridge.
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Real Madrid and the 3 Oligarch Football Creations. Perfect final four for this zero-atmosphere, soul sucking asterisk of a season.
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Give Bobby a lifetime contract. His life. My life. Your life. All of us. Til the end of time.
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Mo Salah on 13 days rest.
Sadio Mane on 13 days rest.
Bobby Firmino on 13 days rest.
Virgil van Dijk on 13 days rest.
Gini Wijnaldum on 13 days rest.
James Milner on 13 days rest.
Andy Robertson on 13 days rest.
Trent A-A on 13 days rest.
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Starting to really dig the idea of a handsome and gregarious 6'4" German bastard whose middle named is Norbert...
http://t.co/ZJ1Sve50ax
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Alisson Becker. Proof once again that when you get the chance to sign the best there could be, you spend the coin.
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Mane cutting and pasting Firmino's celebration like an award-winning LFC news account.
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Joel Matip plays like a Daniel Agger highlight reel performed by Peter Crouch.
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Most Minutes Played XI This Season: Alisson, Virgil, Gomez, Andy, Trent, Fabinho, Gini, Henderson, Sadio, Mo, Bobby.
Best XI? Probably.
# of times they've started together? 0
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The space between Virgil, Fabinho and Matip is the Bermuda Triangle of Attacking Moves. Shit just disappears without a trace.
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Loris Karius, Mo Salah & Bobby Firmino right around the time LFC played their last CL Quarterfinal ...
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Liverpool have as many Clean Sheets as they have Goals Conceded. Premier. League.
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Leeds. Another team with disdain for United and more European finals than City. Welcome home.
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The best part of this might be that you know Daniel Agger and Steven Gerrard are drunk as hell right now.
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Only Mamadou Sakho could have that 1st half and still manage to give Liverpool a goal, a victory, and a formal declaration of independence.
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Fun Fact: Nat Phillips has as many Champions League wins this season as Everton have in their entire history.
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Ryan Gravenberch has more touches in this match than Jordan Henderson had fans in the stands this weekend.
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This time last year, LFC's 5 Most Expensive read: Carroll, Benteke, Mane, Firmino, Lallana.
It now reads: Virgil, Naby, Fekir, Fabinho, Salah.
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Manchester United is paying Alexis Sanchez £10m to reach a European final.
For Inter Milan.
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Having fled a war, Dejan Lovren was 9 years old and living in Germany when Croatia played France in the 1998 Semifinal.
He gets the rematch.
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City's European dreams resting on whether or not they can escape penalties. For the 116th time.
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This man's 4th European Final in 6 years. That's more than Pep has in his entire managerial career. Vamos.
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Lazio paid about £10m for Lucas & Luis Alberto. 16 goals + 26 assists over 10,000 minutes between them this year. Don't think a place to train and some orange slices is asking too much.
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Sitting on an 11-year run, Bayern challenged the gods by signing not one but two longtime Spurs desperate to finally win something. There was ever only going to be one outcome.
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Emre Can announcement delayed until he gets back from a little welcome to Merseyside jog with Jordan Henderson.
They left four days ago.
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Listening to Taylor Twellman is like getting a root canal during a prostate exam.
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Giving Grujic a CL medal after 5 minutes played and not giving Coutinho one after 5 goals scored would be Elite Spite. And I think I'm here for it.
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Man's got decoys like he's the Queen of Naboo.
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Klopp announcing Slot at Anfield before it's even official. The man is pure chaos.
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When Klopp tells Buvac to make the call to his friend in the German Tax Office...
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Since Everton last won a trophy, Trent A-A was born, learned to walk, joined LFC as a 6 year-old, moved through the Academy, made his 1st team debut, won the Champions League, the Club World Cup, the Premier League, and got a damn mural painted in his honor.
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Biggest Preseason Value Ups: Trent, Woodburn, Grujic, Moreno, Solanke.
Biggest Value Downs: Origi, Karius, Markovic, Flanagan, The 10:30s.
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Lallana + Ings + Solanke. 790 minutes of 1st team football this year. Our reserve RB has more goals than them. Our reserve LB has more assists than them.
This is a gambit for the ages.
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Debruyniphobia: The extreme fear of watching Kevin find space in Liverpool's midfield.
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Bobby: 16 starts
Bobby + Mo: 15 starts
Bobby + Mo + Sadio: 8
Bobby + Mo + Sadio + Phil: 1
Bobby + Mo + Sadio + Phil + Lallana: Nada
Is it time?
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First XI of this decade: Reina Carra Kyrgiakos Insua Degen Aurelio Masch Lucas Ngog Dirk
Last XI of this decade: Alisson Trent Nat Fab Robbo Hendo Milner Curtis Mo Bobby Sadio
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A single goal in the last 360 minutes of United football. The Special One.
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In four days, Sweden will be playing in the World Cup QFs. Ibrahimović will be playing the Columbus Crew.
#DareToZlatan
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LFC signed Jordan Henderson 4,430 days ago. Given how it started, you'd never imagined how it would go. Given how it went, you'd never imagine how it ended.
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Absolutely zero complains if Gini walks after next season. 5 years, the prime of his career (25-30 years old), more than 200 appearances and almost 3000 minutes played ... per season.
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Lost to Leicester in the League Cup last year. Then beat them in the League a few days later. I'd buy another round of that.
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a team above ours, wools and the Scouse.
The clean sheets were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that our Virgil never cuts his hair ...
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Newton's 3rd Law: For every Fabinho, there is an equal and opposite Nabil Fekir.
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