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We can confirm that @elonmusk has not been to Ft. Meade. However, there is a Cybertruck on a flatbed sitting at the security gate, so maybe he's delayed.

@throau @elonmusk what's the difference?

We're available to assist with device forensics

@elonmusk We're available to assist with device forensics

We can neither confirm nor deny reports regarding @elonmusk coming into Ft. Meade, and pooping in the drinking fountain at the visitor check-in desk.

For immediate release: Effective immediately, all NSA updates about news conferences or other announcements will be posted to this X account. We will not be distributing information via email.

RT @textfiles: Both Heaven and Hell have hopefully installed two-factor Authentication

How dare you make us follow you to different social media platforms. We were finally getting the hang of Twitter. Why do you hate America.

@21gunz4u @elonmusk Happy to look into you too

@i_am_geek obviously talking to the code

@Popehat "click here for hot RICOs in your area"

@manscaped @ClownAlbert like you betray customers in selling their data to scammers?

@msthebaron hammer and sickle

@Popehat 👀

@mmasnick A+++ buyer, fast payment, got me a government job and did cocaine with me. Minor issues

@nigelkent239 very helpful in arguments

@ChadKampbell go on