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☆| garçon fatale☾・film, fashion, horror, art, moodboard archive | CULTURAL CRITIC! * . ˚ · ⋆ .
Spice World // 20s/ Pussycat
Joined July 2020
This is how Carrie Bradshaw would act after making a terrible decision in season 2/3 of Sex and the City ♡.
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That time a 21 year old girl wrote the best episode of Euphoria that was swiftly retconned and ignored the following season in favour of surrealistic aesthetics over plot. Sam Levinson you're gonna rue the day!.
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@simsimmaaz it's so sad women cannot safely live alone. This is why we hear the "put men's shoe's outside your door" "leave a light on when you leave the house" "put a dog bowl outside" etc. precautions taken to lessen the change of someone being harmed. Scary.
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Britney Spears has had her sex life, vagina, cesarean scar, mental illness, hospitalization, weight, physical appearance scrutinized since she was 17. Does jobless, rotten toothed (google pre-surgery Sam Asghari pictures) Sam Asghari REALLY think he has embarassing information?.
Sam Asghari is threatening to release ‘extraordinarily embarrassing’ information about Britney Spears if their prenup is not renegotiated, Page Six reports. He allegedly wants Britney to pay him more than what their prenup provides following their split.
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@jaiandangel they were amazing. I wish we got less films abt Black trauma and more films that depicted the shire artistry and strength of Enslaved Black people. as u say. maps braided *into* their scalps with their hair, hiding rice, food. the runway slaves? Navigating w stars? Ugh.
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Dominique Jackson / Mugler FW21 x Aeon Flux, "Thanatophobia" (1995)
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@carrioncrone The Addams Family reboot we deserve. Elliot Page as Gomez, Laverne Cox as Morticia <3.
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. fun fact. It's a well known urban legend tht Geri Halliwell wrote Viva Forever abt Mel B, having deduced tht the tune was written abt a lovers vacation and the only vacay she took during the time. was alone. with Melanie. No wonder the song is so sad and SO sexy.
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@heavybagofbones right?? You don't just turn 18 and all of a sudden you have life experience boots. I want coming of age dramas and comedies set for college age kids, early to late 20s, people in their 30s have a lot of millennial shows tht do this but it's still rare for younger ppl :(.
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this exists in the same futuristic orientalist world as Janet Jackson's Doesn't Really Matter.
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@britneyspears Britney, it's okay to be scared of doing interviews due to the way that the tabloids and media treated you. I think if you want to say something typing it out like this is the way to go - but you can also just go live on YouTube or on your Instagram, with no interference.
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the fact tht he broke up with Juan Dubose bc he wanted to experience other men, and felt tied down (allegedly*) is wild to me considering how majorly unattractive Keith Haring was. The mid white gay with gorgeous Black boyfriend thing is a tale as old as time. Huh? Yeaa. .
Legendary, visionary gay graffiti and pop artist Keith Haring was BOTD in 1958 and was claimed by Mrs. AIDS in 1990 at the tender age of 31. Pictured here with his lover Juan Dubose
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@lunagrey111 My religion teacher used to call us "high maintenance" . ok and his son was selling drugs to minors next to the bus stop. Priorities for him clearly were sexism >>> parenting/common sense.
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@itssmeclarine @nottramar . I never get south Asian people being colorist or anti-black. Like??? We all come in same fucken color range. .
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Early 2000s Style: Natina Reed in the video for 'As If' (Blaque, 2000)
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@shotodalso the way she's clearly indigenous and you can see the ugly yt lady in the mirror reflection (ew!!).
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@BeeNasty_ Summer Walker probably thinks eating a pot of peas in the sun will reduce risk of covid.
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Gregg Araki you're going to heaven.
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Chad Michaels get your fucken ass up.
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@vulnicuravirgo LGBTQ allegations, sexual double entendre, Michael Jackson homage choreography, Britney Spears toxic jeweled nudity homage. I mean Gaga really took tht pop crown back then. I'll give it to her.
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@strawbearyzz @AtlantisFell Disney projects not being promoted feels like a set up to imply diverse media isn't profitable.
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no neck husband, rotting cheek filler, 40 year old pregnant EDTWT republican influencer who's fans are right wing gay boys and carbless "That Girl" whxte sxpremacist Red Scare Pod diet girls who delude her into thinking her Alibaba jewellery line is actually chic. #SAD.
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Victoria Beckham wanted to be Aaliyah so badly in year 2000.
Victoria Beckham in the music video for 'Out of My Mind' ft. True Steppers & Dane Bowers (2000) #y2k #PopFuturism
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I never seen someone so obsessed with being a slave like fka twigs is.
Table (1969) by Allen jones on FKA twigs ‘Perfect Stranger’ MV, this is everything
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@britneyspears You've never been the type to lash out or be malicious and I think you apologizing to Jamie Lynn is further evidence of that. But I think she's gaslighting you like manipulating you into feeling bad about you truly being honest about how you feel- based on the 13 years of abuse.
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Black Women in Horror: Abra in 'Assassination Nation' (2018)
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@niggaolas i feel like ziwe's beautiful and fly, but she seems to be geared towards white millennial gay drug users that consume Bravo reality tv and still say "yass iconic", and believe drag race is the apex of civil rights in the 2020s.
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@dansensolsens . ? She's a little girl :( .Also tiktok has been criticised for this before. Black creators being mobbed until they get deplatformed. So sad. I hope the studio is protecting Leah Jeffries, it's a enough. Way too many Blk Girls getting attacked for doing a job!.
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@RossiSongo Gaga is (weird) a Princess Diana stan and this was like. a homage to her? By bleeding out and dying and the paparazzi watching (also the late 2000s were the peak of paps being egregious and everywhere, so it fits the times). Odd, but iconic. I remember loving her back then.
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In honor of Pride, I want to commemorate trailblazers and activists Sean Sasser & Pedro Zamora. Both broke barriers with their relationship on MTV's 'The Real World: San Francisco'. Zamora passed in '94, Sasser in 2013, from HIV/AIDS related causes. Rest in peace.
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Pop stars don't matter anymore. Megan thee Stallion, Cardi B, (Nicki been running pop for 10 yrs) . these girls, the Female Rappers are determining what's hot, what pops and setting trends, as they always have but in this era? The pop girls kinda suck. oops.
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@britneyspears This is about Alexa Nikolas from Zoey 101 (Nicole), she's apologizing for mistreating her on set and taking accountability. Very disgusting tht Alexa was abused on set. She needs to be supported and she's brave AF for speaking out against Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider.
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@TheTimeless1 Tyson and Davis ate those scenes in How to Get Away With Murder. even when the show started to get ridiculous . they were amazing.
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@nytimesmusic So how many people were complicit in the grooming and abuse of these Black girls, Aaliyah here but SEVERAL later. It's disgusting that even after news dropped in the 90s. R.Kelly was still held up as a stand up guy and collaborated with all the A-list musicians. Sus.
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@PopBase Barbie Ferreira would honestly do a good job imo. Idk. Madonna bio pay can go in so many different directions. Madonna herself is very amped up with makeup but because she has a very nondescript face so many actresses can portray her hence the diversity of auditions.
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@HeyImAnde I miss when pop culture was this good. these girls were still new in their careers. standing next to THEE legend. 2000s pop >>>>!! Omg.
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@aliyahInterlude She needs to do more acting . like when Jennie gets a Black Mirror episode >>>> (imagine the fight scenes. oh yesss).
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Black Barbie Dolls in Film: .-Issa Rae in 'Barbie' (2023).-Tyra Banks in 'Life Size' (2000) .-Logan Browning in 'Bratz' (2007)
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the Patrick Nagel Nail Salon window art lady raised a generation!
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@ASAPROCKYSDADDY . why do white latinas wanna be Black so bad. Wbk Black women are the blueprint but damn. its egregious at this point. Cultural appropriation has been a mainstream drag since the Tumblr days in 2014. what EXACTLY are Bad Bunny, Rosalia, and Nathy Puluso doing? It's trash.
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☽ Horrific Eye Candy: Charles Melton (AHS: Hotel) & Jonathon Schaech (The Doom Generation) covered in blood
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@zachbgilbert Lana Condor is another example of an x-men girlie WASTED by a terrible plotted film. she truly deserved better. Marvel should hit her up like they with Chris Evans and Michael B Jordan, for a new role. Deserves!.
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Tinashe is pop excellence. She sings, raps, produces, writes, dances. Such a professional when others of the same Coachella weekend we're flopping right and left. And she did her thing. I'm proud of her. She's not the underdog. We needs change that narrative.
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@V1RTUALOV3R Black people do make Asian "jokes" and it's ignorant, and not all of us are perfect. but I'd love to be reminded of examples in which Black people systemically and culturally oppressed Asians on a level greater than or equal to white/European violence. Patiently, sexily waiting.
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@yoncevision Mariah Carey gives u a cottagecore original and a pussy popper remix. we love the range.
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@mcltons Leighton Meester gave us "Good Girls Go Bad" AND didn't get married on a slave plantation boots. why is her career in the dumps but Blake Lively is an A-list movie offering moment :(.
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@BLKSTUNNA I always thought this photoshoot being with her brother was weird. but it mostly feels *extra* odd bc Jean Paul Goude loved a Black fetishistic moment.
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@simsimmaaz this is so spooky and it sounds like a conspiracy but those predator rings operate exactly like this-it sounds like some shit you'd read or see in a movie. I hope she's safe rn.
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@jeniferrprince Sapphic Peter Pan adaption with grown up gay Wendy discovering herself at the Mermaid lagoon WHEN???.
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@jewe1111 "I have Black friends" "i have Black family" "I've dated Black people" "i don't care if your green blue purple black white" . it is all a facade.
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real witches don't fight each other.
The fact Florence Welch is one of the few people Azealia Banks has never fought is so funny to me, she really is the queen of peace.
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Horror chases, genuine frights, cute 70s outfits, male nudity, witchcraft, gore, blood and guts, camp setting. Fear Street 1978 was unafraid to reference classics in the slasher genre, unpretentious and solid. An amazing third act as well. Highlight of summer 2021.
this was actually a top tier slasher sorry to everyone who thinks different
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@jemmaisOKeh @rianphin Pls put a trigger warning for jumpscares before u post sumn like this pls.
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the influence of the 70s on early 2000s fashion fascinates me
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@fionascig . the lolita bow, the quote making life of an incest victim who (Daisy Randone) at most is like 17-18 years old. Oooh bad look. This isn't even tumblrcore BC the quote of tht era was "give the fucking valium".
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@imenchakir . gosh it's like globally everyone cosplays Black American huh? Like omg. This is so minstrel and stinky, like it smells. It's giving spoiled.
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just thinking about Sanaa Lathan's makeup in 'Blade' (1998)
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@dreamy_rain_bow Tinashe has the main pop girl formula LOCKED but the industry slept on her. She won tho she got Britney Spears' co-sign. tinasha queen.
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when a bridge hits in a Kelela song.
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DaBrat MOGGED her DOWNNNNN.
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Alexa Demie as Maddy Perez in 'Euphoria' (2021) x Bianca Lawson as Nikki in 'Save the Last Dance' (2001)
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Britney Spears in the 'Make Me' unreleased music video (2016) x Lily-Rose Depp as Jocelyn in 'The Idol' (2023)
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People always make me feel like I was a weirdo for not being a fan of Justin Timberlake but I'm telling you I was five and six and I hated him. His whole like menstrual black act was so tired and corny. Britney Spears NEVER gave corny wannabe wigger teas. .
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James Duval & Johnathon Schaech in 'The Doom Generation' (1995) dir. Gregg Araki
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@beemoviehive People hate Latinas that's why Victoria Justice wasn't chosen. She's actually an icon and I was obsessed with Lola from Zoey 101. Like honestly give it two to three four years she'll have a moment and get her flowers. Love her!.
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Bianca Lawson as Kendra Young in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' (1997)
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Alexa Nikolas held it DOWN in Zoey 101. And tht show had multiple main cast shake ups so clearly the environment was indeed toxic. Also Dan Schneider is a bully. EVERYONE loved boy crazy Nicole. AN is a talented actress and it's shameful she was put through this.
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✧.·:·.*90s Black Barbies Highlight: Rosie Tenison & Renee Tenison; The Tenison Twins in Malibu; California (1998)
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@JoelM1597 . like you just have different hair. How are u anti-black and literally a black person. in the physical sense. ? It's crazy. I'd like them to answer lol. I wonder if it's like British colonialism or sumn.
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@treytylor we can say a lot abt Lindsay Lohan,and I do have re-ignited sympathy for her- you can see in her posture and body language how her poise and Disney-star restraint sets in-it's affecting her but she's holding back. This is disgusting. Letterman has a history of :/ behaviors!.
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@AStrangerNobody SZA literally went from "not like the other girls" manic Black hipster dream girl in the early 2010s to alt hot girl <333 queen of manifestation. I hope she keeps lying!!.
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@sandytaboo sad reality is that I'm sure most apps are tools of capitalist hyper surveillance. this is why we need to become more aware of the terms and conditions, but also rally for sites and apps to not be such invasive creeps. It should not be "normal" to be watched via front camera.
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@jgrandeknowless She'd be Lexi's ex best friend from 7th grade arts camp who transfers and has an addiction to codeine <3.
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@skellysuit @rhymik_ I watched the film Factory Girl, exploring Edie Sedgwick and HATED Andy Warhol for years after. This gives me more justification. I am not a fan. And I HATE tht so many Black people at this time were exploited by white gays. (like jennie livingston). RIP Marsha P Johnson :(.
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pirating movies is good for the industry. do you know how many films became classics after teens and young adults made them into gifs and photosets on tumblr?? . HELLO. maybe netflix shows wouldn't get canceled and flop if they allowed screenshots too. CHECK! think abt it.
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@r__loso This is my aesthetic <3.No offence but Black Women being asserting doesn't equate to being mean, disrespectful or nothing. like? This is her live. her rules. I love tht she did this! Good for her. Yt ignorance getting eradicated.
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Azealia Banks spoke abt domestic violence she experienced as a child, Diplo sleeping her at age 17, the Russell Crowe/Rza thing, the Musk/Grimes thing, having a miscarriage, being sexually assaulted (multiple times), colorism, she's been THROUGH it. .
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