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Accountant: how did you make 2,731 trades and only $17 profit
Me:
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*ETH up 14% this week*
Boss: why were you late?
Me: watch your mouth
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Mfers will have a $100k crypto portfolio but still wear socks like this
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When she wants to fvck but you been getting fvcked by ETH all day😭💀
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Me explaining to my friends how to be crypto millionaires with $37 in my account
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A year ago: I’m going all in on NFTs and will retire as a millionaire soon!
Me now:
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For 1 ETH I will pose as a couples therapist and convince your loved one that your NFTs and crypto are still a good investment
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Web3 is cool cus your friends are a 42 year old dad and a 19 year old college student
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“See that wasn’t so bad.. now what’s this ETH dip you were taking about”
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Him: Baby you know I love you right? ETH just dipped and I was just wondering if…
Her: *sigh* go get my purse
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NFT dudes acting “tough” is the funniest shit ever bro your 38 and your pfp is a cat😂😂😭
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Me and the homies deciding to go all in on a degen mint and waking up to -93%
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NFT mfs be like “why do I feel like shit all the time?” …My brother in Christ you had this for breakfast
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At 19 I failed at reselling sneakers
At 20 I failed at trading stocks
At 21 I failed at trading crypto
At 22 I failed at trading NFTs
Success takes time, don’t give up
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Influencers looking for the next tweet to steal from a smaller account 💀
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When the project rugs but you meet some cool people in the community
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Government: Crypto is not real money
*Makes money trading crypto*
Government:
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“I just took some profits I can now afford to feed my family”
NFT community:
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“See? that wasn’t so bad. Now what’s that NFT thing you wanted?”
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Mfs calling their boss to get their job back after quitting to go full time in web3💀
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NFT Twitter has no age limit mfs be 47 arguing with a 14 year old 💀
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Me going back to work after telling my coworkers NFTs are going to make me a millionaire 😭💀
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Decided to take a break from my mental health to focus on Twitter and NFTs🙏
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Once I get a BAYC, 10k followers, move out my moms basement, funny tweets, 1,000 ETH and touch some grass its over for you mfs
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When your homie apes into a degen play without you and hits a 10x
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