Ritsuko Akagi + Ryoji Kaji (Parody)
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“They say that the closer someone is to you, the more they… Blur…” // NSFW DNI //RP/Parody, not affiliated with Gainax/Khara // SPOILERS/DARK THEMES
Tokyo-3, Japan.
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Ritsuko Akagi and Ryoji Kaji rejoin Parody Twitter.
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//ummm shadowban test cuz I’m worried
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I will backflip if I am ordered to.
*THUD*
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Would someone help me gather up my teeth?
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If I am given ten likes, I will attempt a backflip.
Suzuhara says this is a good way to go “viral”. I do not wish to be a virus.
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I wonder what Vinny’s been up to, I’ll check his-
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Rei Ayanami joins Parody Twitter.
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//I wanted to be the first to use it
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I am a pious woman. No temptation can stray me from the path of God.
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Ricchan, there’s an extremely shy catgirl lieutenant outside with a crush on you.
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*DEEP BREATHING*
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…I see angst is on the table tonight.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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//ok so some stuff happened and I’m feeling stressed so
Parody twitter positivity thing?
QRT with things abt parody twitter that you like maybe?
I think that would be nice
Apologies if I’m stealing anyone’s thunder, I’d just… like to see a lil positivity at the moment
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Good morning. The other Ayanamis said that I should go on a walk. I have discovered something.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕕𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕧𝕒𝕤…
…𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕦𝕤, 𝕥𝕠𝕠.
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It has been explained to me that this is helpful.
//will probably only do this if Rei knows your muse
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(OOE)
//I can’t add the “retweet for them to be drunk” since she’s like 15, but
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//I figured it was time for my periodic reminder that I can sorta draw, so I drew Rei
The keyword is “sorta”
…I think her left arm (camera’s perspective) is too short-
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//I wasn’t sure what character I wanted to use for this one so I’m using whichever I feel fitting for the kill
Selective
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May I join? I am told I have “moves”.
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Bend.
Ritsuko's Mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want and I waited for so long
Ritsuko can't you see you're just not the one for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Ritsuko's mom
(This is a joke please don't crucify me...(she will anyways) please...)
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“Like” this and I will share one fact about myself.
I am attempting to be social.
I may be forgetful. I apologize.
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//there’s some drama stuff going on so I just briefly want to throw out a general appreciation post to all of you, y’all are awesome and ty for being that way. Figured I should throw out some positivity while this is happening
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//literally 80% of Eva’s main cast got this treatment and i
"Go fuck yourself "❌ "I hope you favorite character is horribly misrepresented by the fanbase and the fanon interpretation is treated like canon"✅
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It has come to my attention that I do not know if I have a place to stay.
Or something to eat.
Or a change of clothes.
Or a place of employment.
Or a friend.
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I think I will be fine.
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Good morning.
It is time for a reminder. My name is Rei Ayanami.
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*She doesn’t get drunk often. When she does, her search history is rather telling.*
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Hello. I am Rei Ayanami.
At Slash CREATIONOFMAN_ has been limited for requesting that Todd Wayside utilize hammers in unsafe ways. I will be here until it is over.
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//okay, um…
Reikover Banner call?
I’ll put it all together later, just wanna get the images and junk now :3
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I do love interaction bait. Tell you what…
Reply to this post, and I’ll liken you to one of the Angels. I’ll try to explain one positive and one negative reason you remind me of them.
//POTENTIAL SERIES SPOILERS AHEAD//
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Is it really worth it?
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//stolen, muse depends on who I feel like writing
Might be selective ^^
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What is “copypasta”?
It seems strange.
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*Rei hardly knows how to use a phone.*
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//Hm…
So, when the Reikover ends, I’m almost definitely moving her to her own account, because I’m having so much fun playing her.
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When the time comes you had better gas that shit like an arsonist I swear to god-
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Good morning. I hope you are well.
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Before the current phase of humanity ends, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me?
I was told by Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki (age 59) that this is a timely joke. It is “in with the young people”.
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//NEW BANNER IS LIVE!!!!
APOLOGIES TO ANYONE WHO DIDN'T GET IN, AND THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO SENT IMAGES IN! THIS SERIOUSLY MADE MY DAY ^^
Will tag everyone in the reply!
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I have read that it is good to acquire changes in your outfits.
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> NS: Post relevant image.
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//lob 10? *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*
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*Somewhere, in an alternate universe…*
Hey there! My name’s Rei Ayanami! How’s it hangin’?
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That is me. I apologize. I am searching for the main hall.
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…shit, you like Garfield?
Maybe I misjudged you.
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…I feel that honesty is the best policy.
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Ironic, considering that statement was a lie.
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Just for that, I’m dragging you into this.
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Oh, you are my mutual? *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you* *stares at you*
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You have blood on your face. I was told it is offputting to have blood on my face. Please allow me to get that for you.
(This joke is so dumb-)
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Some would call me the world’s greatest thief.
…that’s a lie.
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hey how many holes do you think I could put in you before security noticed honest question
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Morning. Slow day so far… I need to get out of here, honestly.
Rei’s been carrying an umbrella around, regardless of the weather. Anyone know anything about that?
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//hey uh
In light of a recent discussion, I reworded my bio a bit
uh
if you aren’t comfy with the stuff I do then feel free to mute me or whatever, I’ll understand
sorry
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I’m done.
(An N^2 missile is roughly equivalent to your average nuke, minus fallout)
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If I am given ten likes, I will attempt a backflip.
Suzuhara says this is a good way to go “viral”. I do not wish to be a virus.
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I have stolen Doctor Akagi’s phone. Please vote for me.
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It’s gonna take me a while to get used to fighting again… Might as well practice my one-liners.
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I do not understand why Major Katsuragi is upset. Asuka said that these were good words.
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Oh, would you two shut it?
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Which one of you fuckers made this. I want names.
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//the hardest part about being in parody twitter is that you can’t steal and overuse every joke.
//the hardest part about being in parody Twitter is that everyone is unfunny, including yourself.
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Shinji has attempted to replace my eye.
I do not see how a ping pong ball will function as a proper replacement.
It is somewhat disappointing.
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@TheAkagiKid
it won’t let me tag you
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Good morning. I am up early.
*Rei’s time on this account is running short…*
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…hm. I’m bored.
Reply to get a song that I’m reminded of when I see you. May be selective.
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Going on a business trip with V.
I trust you all to be civil.
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Eat a bag of dicks.
I DO NOT CARE WHAT A MINDLESS THING LIKE YOU HAS TO SAY. I AM A GOD.
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// ITS BANNER TIME!! AGAIN!!
BANNER WILL REPLACE PINNED UNTIL IT'S CLOSED
REPLY WITH PNGS/DRIVES BELOW! MOOTS AND FRIENDS GET PRIORITY!
WILL CUT THIS OFF... UH, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT-
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