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@NASlM__

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6 years

When you start your period and realise that you’re not actually a weak bitch its just hormones doing you dirty

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6 years

But when Micheal B Jordan calls security to remove me from his property everyone will say I’m mad

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6 years

"Stay up i'll call you" Mandem VS Girls

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4 years

Men with big strong arms 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 the rest of you twig armed men can evaporate

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4 years

Still the funniest video I’ve ever watched 😭😭😭🤣

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6 years

Americans get taken on a cruise meanwhile in the UK we get teken fi eediat 🤪

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5 years

Remember when I speaking to some guy and I told him my mum was in hospital and he said “so you have a free yard now yh?” 😕

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10 months

In case u forgot

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4 months

I will never forget this DM 😭 like just why

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9 years

why the fuck are my lips this guys header what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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6 years

0h my da75 1 c4nt b3lieve h0w p3ng y0u 4r3 📞

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4 years

IG saw it first or whatever

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7 months

Tell me u don’t ever wanna lose me 💜

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3 years

#FineWomenWithAids

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6 years

“Im bored, come we put on Vaseline”

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11 months

Need a job that pays minimum £60k and is fully remote and the only requirement is to breathe

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4 years

Screaming.

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5 years

my skin clears DIFFERENTLY after I get my eyebrows done. Why.

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6 years

If his trim is £10, give him £1.50 and ask him to get you a drink on the way back

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6 years

If her nails $40, give her $2000.

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6 years

Making sure he’s comfy for the upcoming winter months 🤪

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5 years

I did an all nighter and caught the first train to his from my uni 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 showed up at 7am outside his door stood like this

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6 years

KICK DOWN DOORS, THINK AGAIN YOU MUG DUDUDU BOW MIGHT KICK DOWN YOURS

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6 years

“Mum I’m hungry, why did you give that man £380 for?”

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5 years

Ear biting in public? I will off pant.

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4 years

Do you like my new jacket x

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6 years

Who said SL’s mum was driving the whip in the Tropical music video because he isn’t old enough 😔

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6 years

Someone tell Fredo to drop the skincare routine 😤

IS THERE A BUDGET?

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6 years

Jorja Smith has the nicest skin I’ve ever seen

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4 years

Where we bout to eat at 🥺

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6 years

My mum: You’ve put on weight Me:

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6 years

I’m going to bed hungry tonight because l don’t want you guys to call me fat, and l don’t want to get lipo 🤨

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🤳🏼

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3 years

What a face 😻

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6 years

BuT yOuR diCK TasTeS bETTeR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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7 months

Mønte Python•BLM🇵🇸✊🏽🇲🇽 (they/them)

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If you see this, quote it with a non-smiling pic

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6 years

When I ask my parents which one of them opened my letter but both of them deny it being them

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6 years

Your WCW married you because she wanted to please her parents and in actuality she despises your existence, she cries herself to sleep and every morning she sighs when she sees your face, she now contemplates poisoning your food to get out of the marriage.

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6 years

Having your man in the passenger seat and screaming “I’ll kill us both” whilst speeding to spice things up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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4 years

Sunkissed babe

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6 years

“How’s July going for you so far then?”

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1 year

Cocktails were cute today

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6 years

So you’re saying not only am I jobless, but I’m fat too okay thanks x

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6 years

If you ain’t working then you should be at the gym this summer

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5 years

The dick hits differently when you know his gf.

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3 years

Back in blood

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6 years

She found out her mans entertaining others 😭😭😭😭😭 I can confirm women are MAD

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6 years

My brother’s girl made a joke and he giggled. HE GIGGLED.

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6 years

When she posts a dashboard on her story and you’re trying to firm it:

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9 months

I’m no angel 🖤

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3 years

Last birthday pic before it hits midnight

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

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People Born in 1990-1999 Let’s see a picture or video of yourself

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10 months

Lookin in the mirror kiss my face I’m too conceited

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5 years

Men 😍

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6 years

You will fall pregnant this summer and you won’t be able to live your best life inshallah — Outshallah bruv are you okay

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4 years

About last night

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3 months

Taboo 🏝️

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5 years

My bf liked this n we been together for over a year. Interesting.

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6 years

You know that sudden wave of sadness that hits you the night before you start your period yh fam it’s actually rude looool

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6 years

@RellzGh take a break from exams to focus on your big day

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6 years

We will take rice and stew in containers and eat on the big wheel.

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£8 for a burger at Winter Wonderland?

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🇲🇽💃

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4 years

here to disturb the peace

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6 years

I hate going to the kitchen and remembering I ate all the snacks in the house :(

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6 years

Has your mum ever shouted so aggressively through the phone at you that you felt her breath on your ear?

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6 years

I’m ready to start a family.

𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔞 𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔢

@dajjrambo

6 years

He said “Look like Daddy mom mom” because he wanna be just like his dad 😩😭.

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8 years

@asia_axk @YasminSwann_ @fayismaill "ayo crystal....you a hoe" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Don’t mind my belly I guess 😹

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4 years

👅

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1 year

So I’m wearing a jilbab for the first time and I feel so pretty 🥺

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6 years

This is such a mess my head is spinning, imagine marrying someone you dont like just to ‘make your parents happy’ loool my parents should be happy with me marrying who i love and choose to, not who they choose they wont live with that person and raise a family with them

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6 years

Why is pleasing ur parents such a bad thing? I’ve heard plenty of boys saying for the love of their parents they don’t mind marrying a girl they don’t know. That’s a choice same as marrying someone u like.

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4 years

Straight from the camera roll 😽

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6 years

Your MCM takes a pic of his steering wheel for snap and captions it “only pushing foreigns” but this is the car he drives

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4 years

Caught the light at the right time I guess

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6 years

Your MCM is uncircumcised and refuses to use a condom. He ties up the end of his foreskin instead.

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6 years

“WHAT DID YOU DO” ˢᵘᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ ᵒⁿ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗ

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4 years

1/7/2020 🎂🦋💙🥂

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5 years

Golden hour or whatever it’s called

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4 years

mugshot

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3 years

I’m on my worst behaviour #22 ♋️🥳🎂

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6 years

want to surprise my man with a weekend getaway but I need some help. Which one is better do you think? Blue one or red one? Which do you think is most romantic Xx