i’m dropping a bunchhhh of glass rings on IG today (@/uglyhot.glass) all hand made by me at my glass studio in brooklyn !! 🫶🫶🫶

RT @aqweefed: everytime i draw something i always feel like this

i love my brain on adderall !!! sitting on the train to work listening to radiohead and mentally mapping out a potential siege of manhattan ….. i could be a really good general if i believed in the cause enough

scrapbooking at the bar tmrw after work btw. open invite 😎

was just on a date with this hottie at mcdonald’s and he got arrested!! :( ughhh !!! we were so politically aligned too :(

overhearing ppl on the train give tourists the wrong directions like 🤐🫥

last three guys i’ve dated have the same job and same tattoo and end things with me the same way …………. too bad i’m tenacious and don’t learn my lesson !! :) let’s go number four !!!!!!!!

ups man who delivers packages to my job said i’m lookin skinnyyyyy 😎 he also said i should work for ups bc he gets paid more than me

@UZISNEIDER they’re just not used to seeing a free thinker

RT @childishblonde:

confession: purple is such an ugly color to me but it breaks my heart when ppl say that about orange so i bite my tongue if the topic comes up

i go on, he’s annoying, enemies the entire show, narrows down to us in the final and i win. he falls in love with me for beating him. i fall in love with him during the post-show promo tour (but i always loved him a lil 🤫), we get an HGTV show restoring a farm & start a family

one of my favorite little tasks is precision cutting pictures out of magazines with an xacto knife ….. dream job fr … like a collager’s assistant or something 😮‍💨

photoshopping the tattoos i’m supposed to get tmrw onto myself so i’m 1000% sure on placement …….. thank god i learned this skill in middle school bc i wanted to make ipod touch lockscreen masterpieces like this :)

what if we made the next big tiktok microtrend just being urself :)

@nairforceone wait do this pls (me too) and we can collab on a glassware/silverware dinner party

why do so many men on the train smell like mildew ??? like professionally dressed, corporate branded backpack, REEKING of a forgotten swimsuit ??

risked listeria for a deli meat sammie and it was mid …………….. kms

okay but when i say this my friends get worried 🤨

there is a special friendship bond between girls who’s moms are like …. really on instagram. if you understand, you understand.