Lmao http://t.co/ErYxi75T

love this song!

Sittin' on the dock of the bay wastin' time!

At work farting aloud!

Who the hell urinates in a powerade bottle and forgets, that'd be me. Lets just say i almost recycled my unused nutrients.

Absolutely loves it when cats think they are a gas mask and sit on your face! #myallergiesaregoingnuts

I just snored so loud, i woke myself up.

Im pretty sure i just laid an egg! Dont know if i should help it hatch it or scramble dem shits.

@AmyMarie1985 hey amy darlin!

Ok, im on here now world. Better blow that shit out!