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Birds aren't real

@MyToastisNot

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Lockdowns were used to change to updated batteries in the pigeons. The new batteries charge wirelessly via 5g. Older model pigeons sat on power lines to charge.

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Joined January 2023
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RT @ShawnOnTheRight: Did I just hear the WH press briefing question correctly? $2.7 TRILLION in improper Medicare/Medicaid payments to peo…
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@spiralwrap @ALCaucus @TheDemocrats If that was the fluoride they used, it'd be less of an issue.
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@BerdSlav @DocStrangelove2 Maybe it identifies as one?
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@DanielLHarrisUS @EricRWeinstein It was the best I could come up with. I admit I don't get the original joke, and felt too ashamed to ask Grok. If they have to change it, I'd prefer Gulf of The Americas, rather than the singular. I was fine with Gulf of Mexico.
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@EndWokeness There are three very distinct styles of eyeglasses in the video.
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RT @HowThingsWork_: When pest control meets technology. Damn!
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@LibertyCappy I've picked blueberries. They're not so bad. My mom used to say, "What's the best tool for picking blackberries? Children."
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@JohnOneil1991 @InkMasterbator He didn't ruin anything. We're still on excellent diplomatic terms.
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@InkMasterbator That is not happening.
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@nicksortor Not government, but similarly awful. My rate for a tooth filling, with no insurance: $150 My rate for a tooth filling, with insurance: $150 copay, and the insurance gets billed $175
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RT @JerryDunleavy: Gorsuch (joined by Thomas) gave a preview in 2020 of how SCOTUS is likely going to deal with the plague of nationwide in…
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@Dixiederby @CollinRugg He had no rear sight mounted for whatever reason.
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RT @SouthDallasFood: Who else really needed this?
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@mikupill @AlexNowrasteh @cremieuxrecueil @gronko63 That's what we have now. We import minorities to work for below minimum wage, without the benefit of labor laws or worker's comp.
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@ArmandDoma @cremieuxrecueil I'd guess that'd be the South Korean kids.
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@cremieuxrecueil Thank you for this refreshing post.
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RT @cremieuxrecueil: The lifetime fiscal impacts of immigrants in the U.S. are highly positive, making immigrants a powerful tool for erasi…
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