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Lockdowns were used to change to updated batteries in the pigeons. The new batteries charge wirelessly via 5g. Older model pigeons sat on power lines to charge.
Where birds can't see me!
Joined January 2023
RT @ShawnOnTheRight: Did I just hear the WH press briefing question correctly? $2.7 TRILLION in improper Medicare/Medicaid payments to peo…
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@DanielLHarrisUS @EricRWeinstein It was the best I could come up with. I admit I don't get the original joke, and felt too ashamed to ask Grok. If they have to change it, I'd prefer Gulf of The Americas, rather than the singular. I was fine with Gulf of Mexico.
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@LibertyCappy I've picked blueberries. They're not so bad. My mom used to say, "What's the best tool for picking blackberries? Children."
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@JohnOneil1991 @InkMasterbator He didn't ruin anything. We're still on excellent diplomatic terms.
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@nicksortor Not government, but similarly awful. My rate for a tooth filling, with no insurance: $150 My rate for a tooth filling, with insurance: $150 copay, and the insurance gets billed $175
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RT @JerryDunleavy: Gorsuch (joined by Thomas) gave a preview in 2020 of how SCOTUS is likely going to deal with the plague of nationwide in…
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@mikupill @AlexNowrasteh @cremieuxrecueil @gronko63 That's what we have now. We import minorities to work for below minimum wage, without the benefit of labor laws or worker's comp.
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RT @cremieuxrecueil: The lifetime fiscal impacts of immigrants in the U.S. are highly positive, making immigrants a powerful tool for erasi…
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