Curtis Pritchard
@MyNameWasFred
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Currently in an endless cycle of bowel movements. I can’t stop it, Im scared, it’s been days? weeks? years? I can’t remember…this app keeps me busy
Joe Biden University
Joined November 2016
barron trump in a sleazy manhattan bar telling girls his dad will name a body of water after her
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when u spend all the money on the tix and forget the whole jersey factor
"OMG my favorite team is in the Super Bowl no better time to break out my Matisse Thybulle jersey" (via @HardRockBet)
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rest in my feelings drake btw the dodgers resigned kiké hernandez(left bumper)
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a socially anxious communications major walks into a bar
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i couldn’t tell if the addy kicked in until i started talking to @mrmillerlover about the luka doncic trade
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explaining the lore to bro about why me and my best friend from high school don’t talk anymore #21stcenturyrichardnixon
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just gonna start screaming “MY LEG!” around my crib for the nostalgic spongebob vibes
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oh brother where art thou move tonight (pretend im george clooney)
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@mrmillerlover 10 lowkey underrated. You accomplish double digits and have two beers to start off the next time u drink
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Wake up, Yugoslavia never existed, they (big brother) just made it up so we could explain why paris is a cooler travel destination than prague
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