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@Mweendie
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People be like what you be doing in the house all the time . I be like I'm enjoying the bills i paid😂wtf. Lol.
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I have done a lot of wicked things in this life but sex before marriage is where i draw line. I can't.
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Whoever has sent my sister money for transport, sorry we have paid for dstv🙏.
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*kids accidentally hits people with his wheelbarrow*. Phoenix browser :wheelbarrow looses control ,kills 7 in ogun.
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Imagine breaking up on a WhatsApp call and then WhatsApp asks you to rate the quality of the call.
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Finding composure requires you to be conscious of what's going on around you. Then you can take action accordingly.
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@FootyHumour Just imagine if he scored even one of the misses. It would be sublime and astonishing one.
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Don't forget to reward yourself,. For the small wins you've achieved. Celebrating these moments,. Can boost your motivation,. And confidence for future challenges.
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I have no more advice to give. Life is tough. Tough as rock . Just drink water and be strong for the Lord is with you.
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When was the last time you screwed anything up and no one noticed?.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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I hate how relatives say "you don't even call us".You do you call me??.
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Like i tell my girlfriends:if your guy can't appreciate your fruit jokes,you need to let that mango!.
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The weirdest flex is professors who say that most students won't pass their class. Like????Congrats you suck at your job.
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Which living individual, outside of your family, do you value the most?.And why?.
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Never get too attached to someone, because attachments lead to expectations, and expectations lead to disappointments.
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When a guy introduces his fiancee people say *she is pretty*, when a lady introduces her guy people ask *what does he do?. This life.
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Never take your crown off to make weak ass people feel comfortable.
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You are not a model. You're just a girl with an expensive phone and 27 editing apps. Calm down.
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I stopped eating pork ,not because i am SDA.i stopped eating pork because it is unclean😅.
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What do you want to be in your next birth , and why do you want to be that?.
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Kuna morio wangu amewahi nipiga kofi juu ya kumwambia safe journey.
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Only Commitment creates freedom;. By skipping the alternatives, . the choice you make becomes more valuable.
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"Life isn't short;We just start living it too late. By the time we understand the paths, it's already time to turn back." . If you don't start living now you will never start living.
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Having a low quality camera , will definitely force you to keep your life private🥲😂.
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wewe ni malaya na hujui kizungu,kwani hupendi kuenda internationals?😂.
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A woman should give up all his male friends once she gets married.
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Ladies if you fvck one guy a day for $100 that's $36500 you made in one year. B"tches with degrees not making that. Be your own boss.
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I've sinned in this life but kissing before marriage?That's a bit too far.
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@FadeAwayMedia LMAO 🤣🤣 that's interesting,, randy orton daughter did better than some wwe stars. Coolrres.
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Forgive yourself for the choices you made when you didn't know you had better options. Focus on growing and moving on.
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What's the craziest thing you have ever done after getting drunk ?.
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Your wife complaining you come home too late , don't go home , be a man.
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I imagine that the phrase "do not touch" must be pretty alarming to read in braille.
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Your past isn’t your fault, but your future is your responsibility.
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The scariest thing is… you just never know what goes on behind your back. What's your scariest thing?.
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The way I'm getting played, .Soon I'll be available on playstore.
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Why do some people appear to have an easy life despite praying less or not attending church at all , while others pray every day but see no results?.
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