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@MwalimuChizi
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28 days
1984: Gachagua punished by teachers for speaking Kikuyu school 2024: Gachagua being impeached for speaking Kikuyu in the market.
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@MwalimuChizi
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8 months
@Goddie_Ke The first suspects are the relatives
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@MwalimuChizi
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8 months
@itskipronoh @KojackBiko Kikuyu and Embu share 90% vocabulary yet are considered to be two different tribes. Bukusu and Maragoli share only 5% of vocabulary yet are forced to belong to LUHYA community
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 month
Ukijengwa rosecoco usitangaze Don't spill the beans
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@MwalimuChizi
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13 days
COLONISATION OF KENYA: 1901-1963: Britain🇬🇧 2007-2022: China 🇨🇳 2024-2054: Adani 🇮🇳
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 month
My pals are at the LAKE without me. Asiye kuwapo na LAKE halipo
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 month
This tree fell before Aguka Nayo was released!
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@MwalimuChizi
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10 months
@bonifacemwangi Karibu Kenya where: Every minister has a football tournament except the minister of Sports.
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@MwalimuChizi
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10 days
@AlinurMohamed_ The government has reduced fuel prices the week Gachagua is meant to go to Mathira. Full tank express! #SuperPriceDrop
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@MwalimuChizi
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10 months
@marto254_ Nigerians trying to enjoy oil money. #KenyaVsNigeria
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@MwalimuChizi
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8 months
@jumaf3 @KojackBiko Kenya's Office of Prime Minister has been vacant since 2013. Let's swear him in..
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@MwalimuChizi
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8 months
@Rende_3560 Ni Kevo, nilikusukumia trolley kwa supermarket
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@MwalimuChizi
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2 months
@LarryMadowo @KenyaAirports JKIA has been taken by Indian company. No more pilipili kwa umbali business. Airport food is chilli hot 🌶️
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@MwalimuChizi
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8 months
@Goddie_Ke @trythistime1 KRA was to reach farmers: Pay As You Earn The farmers taught KRA Pay As You Run 🔥
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@MwalimuChizi
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5 months
@IAMRAPCHA William Ruto eating Zea mais because maize is expensive!
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 year
@05BM44 Mama Kayai. Mathe Mangwai
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@MwalimuChizi
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10 months
@FGaitho237 @MugureNderitu Hiding in undisclosed location with a total online stranger is like experimenting on which snakes aren't venomous
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 year
@Kotsocha_ke Uganda is also a lunch locked county #KenyaVsuganda
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@MwalimuChizi
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7 months
Nani amepitwa na hii?
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@MwalimuChizi
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9 months
@edwinsifuna @CJMarthaKoome Judiciary is the only arm of the government without a UDA member..
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@MwalimuChizi
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4 months
@omwambaKE Due to financial constraints, relegated teams like Betty Kyalo cannot attract expensive players..
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@MwalimuChizi
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@bozgabi Jorginho. Mvinyo
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@MwalimuChizi
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2 months
Nakhumicha was fired for singing about SHIF while the entire country was singing SHIFURA
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 year
@254_icon Kenya Kwanza 's cabinet reshuffle to hide Moses Kuria.
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8 months
@omwambaKE Unlike Haaland, Khalwale scores hat trick every night
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@omwambaKE Lisandro Madeniez
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@MwalimuChizi
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7 months
Malaika. Malayaika
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2 months
@JalangoMwenyewe The difference between Jalas and his lookalike is hunger.
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@MwalimuChizi
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8 months
@Goddie_Ke Benson Kipruto✅ Eliud Kipchoge❌ 2019 GOAT. 2024 MUTTON
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 year
@Honeyfarsafi It's rumoured the entire leadership of ASAL lives in Nairobi and just popping up home for selfies! The poorer the county, the richer the governor! #freemandera
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@MwalimuChizi
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@gabrieloguda @mut_franc Gachagua's computers have Windows so he spent 10M on curtains. The son of MauMau skipped his orientation.
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@morarastudent Collabo ya Adana na Aviator
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@MwalimuChizi
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2 months
@omwambaKE Leo ukijaribu kufry popcorns 🍿 Ngara. Fire engine inacome teke!
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@Jmbish2 Msiniache nyuma. Nifikisheni 3000
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@MwalimuChizi
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1 year
@NationAfrica Tabitha Karanja painting her door to escape the angel of taxes thinking Uhuru owns KRA...
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@MoraraKebasoSnr You pay levy but don't enjoy it's benefits. Cha mlevy huliwa na mgema.
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@magwaz3 Wavinya Ndeti's children at the bank: Jina inaleta ya Kikamba na afro sinema?
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@MwalimuChizi
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7 months
Only LUOs will understand
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@Son_of_Laikipia Jaguar: Wanasiasa vigeugeu 🎶 Itumbi: Gen Z vigeugeu 🎶
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@MwalimuChizi
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@tonnie_wa_juja Tanzanians to their team🎶 Maswali mengi Kwa refa Hamna ujuzi nini? Hii pena gani? Hii free kick gani?
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@RodgersKipembe Murima 2022: Impress Gachagua 2024: Impeach Gachagua
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