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@Musendzi

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the one with the power to vanquish the dark lord approaches

South Africa, Johannesburg
Joined December 2017
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@Musendzi
Zizou
7 days
When I was young on the radio everybody was panicking about “Rand has fallen”. I asked what it meant. My dad just direct translated it to me like “Ranta e wele, it is bad for the economy” I told my friends there’s an important one rand out there and we went out lookin for it.
@mpilokhumalo_
mpilo
9 days
Can I tell yall something stupidly funny?💔😭
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@Musendzi
Zizou
26 days
@aliladiere Ey yo big man lmao😂😂😂😂😂
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@Musendzi
Zizou
27 days
@_dantesinfern0 Man takes seriously what the gods made for fun.
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@Musendzi
Zizou
1 month
@kay_mahapa Sa freifa serope sa madam
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@Musendzi
Zizou
2 months
@scrapytweets With Saka out, we will be seeing more of this I hope🤭
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@Musendzi
Zizou
2 months
@Esdee__ Lol Xabi 2 years with Pep is funny cos he comes from a rich football history
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Zizou
2 months
@cagiago_ He’s from Argentina big man
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Zizou
2 months
@agobakwe_m Going forward he needs to employ Jose Mourinho tactics☝🏾 and put the blame on the Paul Pogbas and Jesse Lingards for the fall out in the dressing room to maintain aura if he wants to land more manager roles at top clubs.
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@Musendzi
Zizou
2 months
@miss_neoentle Worked with a father who had daughters like this one. He always complained at work how he’s just the “daddy” who often played the rescuer so he could feel seen. Pushed crazy hours even in his late 50s cos that’s all his agency was to his brats.
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@Musendzi
Zizou
2 months
@LBallesano He is the father
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@Musendzi
Zizou
2 months
@ThisIsColbert
YaseBlock B 🇸🇿
3 years
#PodcastAndChill 📺 "Slik Talk was right, nobody in their RIGHT MIND would ever marry an it girl" MacG on Minnie divorce, then explains why. "No one in the industry is gonna marry Minnie and Boity" 😳😳😳 Kabza Ricky Rick Stockie Oppenheimer #EFFvsAfriforum
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@Musendzi
Zizou
2 months
@0_milkman Sexy women
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@Musendzi
Zizou
2 months
@wingerwizard11 Technically good but not a killer. Very likely to end up like Hudson-Odoi.
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@Musendzi
Zizou
3 months
@Jeremiah_b_off You are an absolutely crazy man! Let’s go!
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@Musendzi
Zizou
3 months
Why does it seem like y’all lowkey enjoy this as some weird fetish😂😂😂 where you are both each other’s subjects of humiliation
@tumi_tulipz
Tulip
3 months
Tweet media one
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@Musendzi
Zizou
3 months
@beyspope @milanikhumalo So what did we learn here today?
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@Musendzi
Zizou
3 months
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@Musendzi
Zizou
3 months
@Vhoyde Drake still got the streaming though it’s a funny tale he had that but still lost the beef. That song was played everywhere
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@Musendzi
Zizou
3 months
@zubenathihlong2 Comrade don’t do that😂🤗 i rebet cos u said so🤙🏾
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@Musendzi
Zizou
3 months
@Davidnextdoor_X That’s your woman chief. That’s your life. Accept your fate like a man😂😂😂
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