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@Muhima96

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if the topic isn't about P&L, Balance sheet, cashflow & statement of changes in Equity then i will listen.

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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
11 months
We chase the bag again😊
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@Muhima96
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2 years
@MethiaLydiaN I personally think the short gals shouldn’t be complaining cause you gat no back to break, (can never bend while cooking) i mean you are of the same height with the gas cylinder. I beg to close🤝
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@Muhima96
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Yah he is really patient, one woman, one kid, one people & one uganda. Very consistent.
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Winnie Byanyima
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We’ve walked many years together. ⁦ @kizzabesigye1
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
11 months
leave lunch & work on the nails 1st
@MaamaKampala21
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11 months
Lunch has come in early😹😹😹
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@Muhima96
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4 months
Mwana abakazi mwekoza😒😒
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@Muhima96
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1 year
But seriously what's wrong with this attire? Especially from someone with such height, it was dope. Nze me i would wish to be there holding her bag😂.
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@Muhima96
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1 year
i once earned 400k & my dream was to earn 600k atleast, i was having iphone by then, i looked good & handsome plus i had agf (though she was stupid). i mean no one should look down on you, we all started like that, be consistent you will get there
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
2 years
i rebuke the spirit that wants me to buy an iphone of 2.5M😓
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@Muhima96
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9 months
@HEBobiwine @UN @antonioguterres Now that you know they don't care, so are you going to focus on yourself & leave these political issues!😂
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@Muhima96
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8 months
Mbadde ngude mu ''Hun what's your program tomorrow" nobeiha its ash wednesday😂
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@Muhima96
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1 year
My friend was given this stock to sell it after campus 2015, he started from nakawa upto natete & had accumulated 20k, he didn't look back he left the stuff there and boarded abus to mbarara. he has never been back to kla & he promises never to bring his kids to kla (jobs!!)
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CALM ALEX 🪖💂‍♂️
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I have always bought their things even when I don't need them
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@Muhima96
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11 months
Nze sijjamu lubuto Alifredi😏
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@Muhima96
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3 years
i have forced things but atleast i have never walked with adog on ugandan streets😌😂😂
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@Muhima96
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2 years
how do i get out of arelationship i started jokingly? some advice😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
2 years
Sell that phone & Look for a carpenter to fix that door
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
3 years
Which beer can i start with?😒😒just for starters😌😌✍️
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@Muhima96
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3 years
Have you settled with the apple of your eye or your happy with your guava 😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
2 months
For what Nassolo?
@Milly_nassolo
Milly Nassolo Kikomeko
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Brag about God! 👌
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@Muhima96
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10 months
@kyeruphiona The ones you are telling are now busy on tiktok, they can't listen😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
3 years
You go like all my pics and tweets at once🙄 (30) nofications from you and i DM, you bluetick kikki?🤷‍♂️ 2mbavu😌😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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2 years
upto now i don't know how my friend's girlfriend got married to another man last weekend yet they had also set kukyala date next month!!! [my worry how long has she been with that man! play the guy for 1yr without noticing!! & how come she was pregnant on kukyala
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@Muhima96
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3 years
just a reminder 😌somewhere your tweets have been viewed from avery expensive gadget😌😌 be proud😜😂😂
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@Muhima96
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7 months
@DrOtileUg The dollar rate here is 4,000ugx & mafias stole the moon, we receive heat direct from the sun. Just don't comeback😒
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@Muhima96
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11 months
Someone was born in Butale, Kadugala, Masaka District, accused of involvement in rebel activities in Greater Masaka region i.e where his relatives are!!!! lets use common sense here, then Proof for the allegations was never presented!!! Am talking about someone who has a Masters
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@Muhima96
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6 months
Iweee🤔🤔🤔 so did Tausi survive!!🙌
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@Muhima96
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@Muhima96
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2 years
i know someone somewhere woke up to along apology [message] but am here to tell don't change your mind chuck him/her, they knew what they were doin infact she was screaming his name😌😂😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
5 months
Finally am making 26yrs of age tonight🙂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
dont teach me how to fish just help me own the pond 👌😒😒
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
3 years
But seriously why would you chew your friend's girl?😭😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
please respect people💥
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
3 years
Never assume friendship at work place👌😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
the problem is that, singles don't want each other🤷‍♂️😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
2 years
Straight to the point. “How do you handle rejection?”
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@Muhima96
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3 years
if i resemble someone to you😌then we are meant to be😜😂😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
11 months
Kiki😂😂
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Chuck😎
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@Muhima96 filter zo zinyiiza abantu
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@Muhima96
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Lets put this clear😌 who is supposed to end the relationship?😌i can't start it and you end it like that🤷‍♂️ yo not going anyway🙅‍♂️😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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2 months
Actually we need this lady more than she needs us, am telling you😂😂🙌
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@Muhima96
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3 years
mbu the poor can't marry the ones they love but the ones they afford🤔🤔😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
instead read your Cv when going for an interview😂😂🤝
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@Muhima96
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3 years
Big ups to all our sisters who welcome every gf that we introduce😌😌i know its tiresome, new faces every month but we are trying😒😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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1 year
@SpireJim uganda driver licensing system under works, i think its the only one functioning so far
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@Muhima96
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3 years
Am sorry mom 😒😒😒i couldn't find the other type we discussed😒
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@Muhima96
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1 year
Aboda guy has abused me, crossing the road mbu "musilu oli munyarwanda" okay yes from today i will also start being tribalistic 😒
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@Muhima96
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@Muhima96
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3 years
i know i seem to have done all insane things but changing my dp to someone's daughter 🙄no please😋😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
please if you block people let them know..🤔🤔now i thought this one had lost her phone i almost bought her one🤷‍♂️😊😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
if not witchcraft what makes you call your ex in the night?..bitch🤔🤔
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@Muhima96
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7 months
Are you sure its the gov't with the problem!
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@Muhima96
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3 years
if you end your calls with 'i love you' i respect you👏😊😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
3 years
these days viewing aladies watsapp statuses should be rated PG😌😌 all posting knickers🤔🤔😂😂😂whats up?🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂
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@Muhima96
Thë Åuditör
10 months
That mother you are working hard to give your salary & small money to impress is also having afavourite kid amongst you that she even offers loans to , so rest & enjoy your money 😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
but who termed s3x as sleeping🤔🤔😂😂 yes you 😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
Cousins lets agree its january reduce visits, no taking our sweaters & jumpers thank you..😊😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
my relationships be like .."Next?"🤷‍♂️ ..😒😒😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
Yes dear Virgin girls s3x isn't like a 3hour exam..its just ta..tatatta...tta just like that your done🤷‍♂️😌😂😂😂🏃‍♂️
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@Muhima96
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3 years
what excuse will you give having ashort ex🤷‍♂️🤔🤔🚮
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@Muhima96
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3 years
did you know 95% of your problems is because you refused to leave kampala😌😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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2 years
Next time i tweet nonsense slap me😌
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@Muhima96
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11 months
Two days back i had moved in the parking somewhere in lugogo at 9pm, this is apolice guy from CT in the black uniform, he called me. 'sir excuse me i am sorry i have 1 request please', I turned to aman calling me sir he was older than me & i felt bad he introduced himself
@LuckyMbabazi
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If you are not abe to pay your security guard on time, at least communicate to avoid dangerous outcomes.😳
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@Muhima96
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8 months
I know am poor, but my sister whatever you do, don't marry apoor man. Just leave us alone
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@Muhima96
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3 years
Money out weighing problems on a triple beam😊😊🤙
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@Muhima96
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3 years
at what age did you own a million?let me see if am still in range🤔😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
if you want to know if your in arelationship 1st lose that job my bro😒😂😂
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@Muhima96
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even alady that makes you forget other gals isn't good for you my broda😌😌😂😂
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@Muhima96
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2 years
I went to bakiga nation what i can advise you, don’t rush to marry 😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
you see that relationship you admire, there must be someone who knows they have no where to go..otherwise it can't last😒😂😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
cause flags can't be washed? or you wanted these dirty flags on jinja road to look as old as 59yrs🤷‍♂️😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
GOD TODAY"..👏
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@Muhima96
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3 years
it costs nothing to brush🤲
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@Muhima96
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2 years
my perfume is done, what next!😒
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@Muhima96
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but aman who marries alady of 30yrs, if it's not witchcraft you are the 10th wife
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@Muhima96
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I hear people talking about Ray G & Azawi, but who is Azawi? I mean what does he do in Mbarara??😉
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@Muhima96
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3 years
what ideas do you have for me as i plan to retire at 26yrs😌😌😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
Actually no one is ugly😌😌they are just not yet rich👌😂😂
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@Muhima96
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3 years
sometimes its not abad dress just that the dummies have hips😌😌😂😂
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