@xgigglypuff What if he thinks your DMs are how one posts on Twitter?

@xgigglypuff I have 3 dogs, excuse me for using a swiffer to keep on top of the hair that collects on my original 1940 hardwood floors.

@jonathanborows2 @xgigglypuff Yup! I've used these mops in my retail experience, however the major downside is that the mod heads deteriorate incredibly fast. And after use must be cleaned and dried properly to prevent growth of nasty stuff.

@jlucchesi @xgigglypuff Yes. But in my experience a carpet cleaner that does what you want it to cost proportionally more than a Dyson of similar ability. They're also far larger and more awkward to operate. I also do not know of any that are particularly good at hard surface floors.

@xgigglypuff Be the change you want to see in the world!

@xgigglypuff One of the lesser known benefits of pasteurized whole milk: spontaneous limb growth.

@xgigglypuff Indeed, this also applies to hyperficial judgements as well.

@xgigglypuff @itsnautii Is this the Ivy League version of Biggie vs Tupac?

@xgigglypuff We need more men in the weird category who just like women's posts all day and occasionally make a funny comment or two.

@xgigglypuff Wait, this happens? I mean I'm sure it does. It's one of those things where I just didn't notice it happening until pointed out. Which is a strange thing to realize.

@xgigglypuff Pink Dead Redemption.

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@xgigglypuff @Silverdrosss @spaceghost Spaceghost being the bull was not on any of my bingo cards.

@xgigglypuff @spaceghost @Silverdrosss Yup, that'll work on me.

@xgigglypuff She just straight up posted a picture of herself like we wouldn't notice.

@xgigglypuff How many bathtubs did you try???