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#CouchRacersMX. Dirt bikes, humor and engineering. Tribeless. Friendly Skeptic.
Texan in MD
Joined June 2017
We interrupt the USAID outrage cycle to start the Round 5 Bingo Card. Let's crowd source the MFer! #SupercrossLIVE Featuring our first 250 East Race. Give me your best. No weirdos.
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@JoshLekach The curving periodic table is worthy of discussion. The longer I listened to him the less bizarre he sounded.
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Can’t, currently watching videos of RVs plowing out of Burning Man.
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Protip: the rider's line of sight is over here.
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If you have to ask, unfollow me.
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"he hangs it out on the track and he hangs it out on the podium" 14/10
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@engineers_feed Get the fundamentals down pat. It's not about test scores, its about understanding the concepts.
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When Deegan was asked why he wasn't going to MXDN, he said ."I was raised in a middle-class family. ".
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It’s funny because it’s true.
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Now its a party.
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You're never too important to be nice to people. Pass it on.
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@KimIversenShow The Duran, Alexander Mercouris, Deema at the Military Summary Channel on YouTube. One does a round up of the reports they find posted from the battlefield the other summarizes reports from the govts and news outlets.
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@MattWalshBlog My tenants were above the threshold for the moratorium, luckily. The lease expired recently so I pulled it off the market until this nonsense is over. I'm doing repairs and letting family use it for now.
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@BuzzPatterson @PayPal Remember when google said hey if you're doing nothing wrong, why would you care if we're collecting all this data about you?. They didn't define "doing something wrong" but paypal just did. Egregious, cannot be trusted. Bolt.
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@robbystarbuck One more, not doing mass antibody testing. Resulting in the arrest and firing of ppl who may actually be immune who pose no health threat at all.
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Dammit, I've got the itch. Look at that beauty.
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She's a good sport about it. 😃😅.
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June 1, 2024.Chase Sexton passes 39 riders at Hangtown to go 1-1. This day will be remembered. #ProMotocross.
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@mtaibbi Here's where Jack, in hindsight, would have liked to have this moment back. Rather than cajoling staff to rethink suspensions, he could have simply fired them. Likely why Elon did not hesitate to clean house on day 1.
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A good country boy will throw his catch back, whether it’s fish or a random dildo thrown at him during a podium speech.
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@VigilantFox This all stops with prosecution of the the prosecutors. This happens at every level of courts around the US and I’ll never understand how prosecutors get away with it.
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Project 2025 will outlaw onesies.
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@ChrisJBakke "We'll make some adjustments" = We screwed up, do over."I'm just checking on progress" = you're late, hurry up."We've got a broiler plate for that" = Copy paste job coming up."don't hold my feet to the fire but. " = You'll get it sometime between now and never.
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When Deegan critics watch his podium speech.
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Is that forearm pump?.Or are you just happy to see me?
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Flying like this on a dirt bike seems like it defies physics. I know it doesn't, but still it amazes me when I see this.
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Notice how the track is NOT all chewed up and rutted?.
Seattle Supercross 1989 in the Kingdome 🏟️. Rick Johnson battled his way from 12th to 1st with Ron Tichenor and Ron Lechien rounding out the podium. #SupercrossLIVE #SMX
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Yo Peacock, just give us a Tomac cam. Dude is so back.
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Wait, is Chase twisting his thumb?
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@SarahADowney 1984 was written as a cautionary tale for the masses because it is the playbook of the elite.
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Hold the phone, the only calendar that matters.
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@catturd2 "Official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time".
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The Deegs performance is even more concerning given the number of fast dudes that went east.
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This would be like KTM putting Roger back on the bike.
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That was a head to head win vs the Jett. The door is open.
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Breaking: .🚨"The Star Racing semi bathroom is COOKED!"🚨
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Keep it going. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. #SupercrossLIVE.
Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round.
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Top 10 JS7 isms:.10. Neck Burn.9. Stew.8. Stewed.7. Confewsed.6. Far East Coast.5. German Chocolate.4. Smackadoo.3. We're friends.2. I'm feeling dangerous.🥁🥁 DRUM ROLL 🥁🥁.1. Tuck the front, son.
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Moto fans see this and will say hell yeah!
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@Nicoletta0602 That's the curriculum, they're teaching kids to play head games. So in their twisted logic, they shared the curriculum.
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The payout for winning SMX is going to be an exclusive reveal of the Triumph 450 swingarm.
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MIA51 - Goes by Bam Bam. Friendly operators are standing by. #SupercrossLIVE
Someone put out a missing person's report for Barcia. TLD milk carton stat!.
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Thoughts?.
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Well well well, guess who’s company just scheduled him for training in Dallas the SAME WEEK as SX Arlington? Score!.
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Rumor is Lucas Mirti has signed Vince Friese.
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"There was no passing on that Birmingham track!!".~ KR94: Hold my beer.
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So with Roczen in for Iron Man on a 250, will he face Deegs? I’m thinking not, Deegs should have it wrapped up at Unadilla and will sit out the last round. Thoughts?.
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@johnrich Maybe they know they're immune. Antibody tests are literally in the building they work in.
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KR94 is due for a win. Bam Bam is due for a top five.Jett is due for a stumble.That's it, that's the post. #SupercrossLIVE.
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Growing up I was under the impression that we’d see a lot more stories about racers plowing Monster girls. So far we’ve just had one near miss. Lame if you ask me.
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Might eff around and see 2 Betas in the top 10 this week. Cool, cool.
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@Danielblair125 70% Deegs error. 30% Hymas. Hymas did cut down, but only slightly. Deegs had room to cut down but didn't. 100% racing incident.
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Friese and Deegs dream bike.
Saw Blades make better wheels than you would think. [📹 cboystv].
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Banger from VF125. I take back everything I've ever said about him.
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Weege says not a mudder. Thoughts?
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Its August 15, 2024 and I still DGAF what Deegs says on the podium. The outrage over words doesn't move the needle for me. I love what that kid does on the track. #ProMotocross.
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The redneck in me is in a grueling argument with engineer in me right now. Send help.
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Everyone talking about how tough these racers are and no one says a word about DBO getting stabbed and out here tweeting a few days later (except me of course).Tough MFer.
I can see him missing it. Hell, I pulled off on a white flag once. But. This is clear as day. #dontgetstabbed
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Elon is one step closer to attending a #SupercrossLIVE event. Can you imagine a Tesla Dirt Bike?.
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