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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
“Run Silent, Run Peep” our entry to the @wcp Washington City Peeper contest is in today! It’s an homage to WWII submariners.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
I laughed at this way too hard.
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4 years
Hello 2020 👋🏼
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
I don't know how I've been a "historian" this long without finding pictures of World War I YMCA cigarette delivery dogs.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
I don’t know who made this, but it’s absolutely perfect.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
My soldier’s wife is an aide-de-camp for a two star general. She just had twins. The first babysitter? The MG herself. She gave her ADC the afternoon off to nap, and babysat in the evening so they could have a date night. I call that a servant leader.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
(Same)
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Miranda Summers Lowe
11 months
Happy Veterans Day, especially to everyone who needed a lesson in how to use this seatbelt 🇺🇸
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
I just fell down the rabbit hole of off-brand military toy sets, and “bored in the barracks GI Joe” is my absolute favorite.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Today we said goodbye to sweet Sarah dog—truly a good doggo who made many people happy.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Welcome to Peepnam. My #milTwitter peeps diorama looks back 50 years to the brave peeps who fought in Southeast Asia.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
I remember when I was on Blackhawk crew changing out ammo, a maneuver that involved manipulating a full ammo can with my non-dominant hand against wind shear. Anyway, today I dropped my phone, reached down off the bed to grab it, and pulled a muscle.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Once you see the llamacopter you cannot unsee the llamacopter
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Miranda Summers Lowe
1 year
I paid homage to the Pentagon porta potty painting. I’ve never felt my GWOT service so well represented. Well done, Air Force art.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
The frustration I feel listening to those without a strong background in history talk about history must be how STEM people feel every day.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
I just finished reading a book, so if I did the math correctly, I get to buy three new books.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
A shoutout to my bonus mom, who dropped everything to take a train from Detroit to DC to be at my promotion. I count myself lucky that I was one of the countless children this fine lady relentlessly mothered.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Blessed is the Trader Joe’s employee who didn’t judge me for buying six boxes of butter, she just said, “whatever plans you have, I want in.”
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
😂
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Far too accurate. ❤️ 📚 📖 ❤️
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
It’s my 17th Armyversary! Enjoy this photo of Specialist Miranda who just spent her bonus money on a low end sports car.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
LOL
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
In 2001, I dropped out of GW to join the army. In 2021, I graduated from GW...because the army sent me. I love the beautiful symmetry of this experience. Thanks to the Army Congressional Fellowship for this amazing group of learners and the masters degree in legislative affairs.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
Well, this is surreal. It’s scary to put myself out there, but I’m honored to be part of such a worthy project. #AmericanVeteranPBS
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
Ordered the warrant officer special at the optometry clinic and have no regrets.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
I hear the whole bread section of the book is knead to know. I’ll see myself out.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
At national airport, leaving for training. My husband yells loudly “Godspeed in pushing out the Donovian aggressors from the allied Krasnovian homeland.” Freaks out the bystanders. +1 milspouse
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
I’ll believe the army is ready to innovate when we match PDF page numbers to pub page numbers.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
My first Olympic triathlon complete! It feels like it’s been a long 5 months of 4:30 alarms, Getting over a fear of bikes, re-learning to swim, and an ankle injury to do this crazy thing I’ve been saying for years I wanted to do. I give the credit to the fantastic people at Ytri.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
This artist makes WPA-inspired posters of bad yelp reviews of National Parks, and they’re awesome.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
People ask me what it's like to be a veteran. I'll describe it this way: I've been on a text message thread with two battle buddies from my last deployment for over five years now, and it's almost entirely Taco Tuesday references.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Nineteen years ago I joined the Army National Guard, thinking I’d do it for a couple of years and get out. Now, every uniform I got issued at basic training is out of service.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
Enough with POG and Fobbit, when are we bringing Garritrooper back? 🖊 Bill Mauldin
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Anyone who thinks that their GS grade makes them cool should consider that astronauts get hired in as GS-11s.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
I just read that the White House got a telephone in 1877, but the Oval Office didn't get one until 1923, because it was assumed that it would distract the President from his work.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
8 years
I vote we stop calling it "government funding for arts and humanities" and start calling it "seed money for innovation and creativity."
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
It’s not everyday a gal gets promoted, so I went for a very cake-forward strategy. Thanks to @DCakesbyChrista for crushing it. …
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
New year, new rank. Thanks to everyone who led and mentored me through the years, and thanks to everybody who made the ceremony special.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
It me.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
1 year
Ruh roh.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
This is such a overwhelming day. In 2015, I was honored to be selected to serve on the Chief of Staff of the Army’s Operation Enduring Freedom Study Group. Today, the fruits of that labor came into the world as a two volume set published by @USArmyCMH
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Found around the office today: a copy of this 1943 photo of Woman Marines.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
Oh, Billy.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Bringing nuzzles, pets and ciggies to the men in the trenches? WHO'S A GOOD BOY.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
I see Costco has jokes
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
One of my alltime favorites.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
It’s a major award! Thanks so much to @MG_SmithT for holding this year’s #miltwitter premiere event, #peeptank . I’m already thinking of ideas for next year!
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Just found out I passed my comps! Guess who has two thumbs and 2 masters degrees?
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Miranda Summers Lowe
2 years
Why is there a life size fake horse in this hotel hallway? Why. Why??? #SMH23
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Am trying to be chill, but Sully, President Bush’s service dog, just showed up where I’m having lunch.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
The highlight of the @USArmyMuseum for me was the very accurate GWOT dioramas. Like this one on CHU life.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
Hi. My name is Miranda. I buy flowers for myself to reward myself for things that others would probably consider basic tasks.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
First day of the rest of my life, but aren’t they all?
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Miranda Summers Lowe
1 year
trying to bring big field grade energy to this ACFT. Alternate event for what. First time with the gall to wear the battle pony.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Respect.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
10 months
Woah!  What an honor.  I just finished a detail to the National Security Council at the White House.  I'm forever grateful for the opportunity to learn so much, do so much, and work with such an amazing team.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
Feels like old times. These floor models are always a little nicer than what you see on the street though! #AUSA2021
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
I’m doing some research on Armories that have been adapted for re-use. I’ve found restaurants, community centers, schools...even a Trader Joe’s! Got one in your town? I’d love to hear about it.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
As a military historian I feel I need to inform everyone that the reflective belt hasn’t always existed.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
There’s a preschool in my building. Today I’m really identifying with this two year old trying to convince his mom that he NEEDS to wear his swimming goggles and a headlamp to school. Come on, mom. You don’t know what the day holds. Kid is hella prepared.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
This photo just came up on memories, and I felt and intense pang of longing for that turtleneck. Flame retardant turtleneck, you were so warm, so cozy, so soft, and gone from me too soon.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
Honored to join the Board of Governors at the Army and Navy Club on Farragut Square. I’ve gained so much by getting to know the club through committee work and I’m looking forward to serving its members.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Whenever I have to talk about @usairforce history 👇🏽
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
You guys. The tiny YMCA neckerchief alone.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
Me: I’ll put this turkey in the oven at 7am. Army brain: I’LL WAKE YOU UP AT 4am FOR THE PRE-FORMATION FOR THE TURKEY FORMATION!!!! 🦃🤷‍♀️
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Wake up and smell the brrrrtt.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
Too scary.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
2 years
Happy Howl-o-ween from the Lowes and the cutest lil cowgirl.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
2 years
We said goodbye to our sweet Laika girl today. I’m heartbroken, but so grateful we got nine good years with our loving, goofy, gentle girl. You really were the best girl. Thanks for being our dog, Laika.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
I just registered for distance learning CGSC. May God have mercy on my soul.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Anyone still have their Desert Storm trading cards?
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
This morning on my run I tripped on a brick in front of the Supreme Court and wiped out so hard Capitol Police called it in to the EMTs. Nothing hurt other than bumps, bruises and pride. Anyway, how’s your morning going?
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
This flyer makes me think we don’t all have the same problems.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
Granted, I’m less experienced in Naval History, but this is the best index entry ever.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
The highlight of my life is a friend in a foreign military letting me know how shocked he was when something I wrote was on the syllabus for his PME. Then he told me he didn’t read it because no one does PME reading in that country, either. I’m charmed.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
I was driving home from training today and felt intrigued by a sign for a state park. I told myself all the reasons not to stop: to get home earlier to beat traffic, do laundry, catch up on work, you know, be a responsible adult. Instead, I pulled over.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
I checked out an old library book from the Pentagon library that smells deeply of tobacco. As much as I’m sad for the book, I’m charmed by the idea of a WWII soldier reading that book and chain smoking in an office somewhere.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
A buddy of mine asked what a half Ironman triathlon was today, and I had him going for a while that it was hopping on one foot, kicking only swimming, and a unicycle ride.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
Today I took perhaps my last APFT. I maxed it. I just wanted to say that out loud since I’ll never get to say it again.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
2 years
I’m honored to announce I was elected the new Presiding Trustee of the Anne S.K. Brown Military Collection at @BrownUniversity . The ASKB is the world’s largest privately held collection of military art, best known for its charming toy soldier collection.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
New artifacts at the oxymoron museum 😜
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
I just think you should get student discounts until you pay off the degree, not until you graduate is all.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
7 years
Best thread of the day.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
I can’t believe how fast 20 years in the army National Guard has gone. It’s hard to only grab a few photos when this job has taken me around the world and brought me some of my best friends and best experiences.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
The next time someone invites me to a Great Gatsby theme party I want to wear a repro 1931 Navy Nurse uniform. That cloche, guys. It’s killing me.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
I’ve noticed that @waze shows real estate listings in the app now. I want the same thing for roadside historical plaques that I drive by too fast to read. That way as a passenger I can read all the history of my route as I go.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
No one: I’d like to learn more about Women’s Military History from the comfort of the internet Me: cool, July 18th we’ll be live-streaming Towards a More Inclusive Military History at
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
You never know who you’ll run into when you go for a swim! My battle buddy from OIF 2005-2007, all grown up and protecting the natural resources.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
5 years
Charmingly odd moments at the Pentagon: an admiral and I reach for the last valentine at the CVS at the same time. Each of us insists the other take it. It is a 3D pop-up of a pug puppy in a kissing booth. We both end up walking away from it.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
4 years
9 years married to this guy today.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
3 years
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Miranda Summers Lowe
6 years
Today I learned about the Tabasco marketing ploy that created a lifelong military-Tabasco love affair. It started out with a $1 kit to mail to your Soldier in Vietnam—Tabasco and hilarious cookbook included.
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Miranda Summers Lowe
1 year
I have evolved into my highest form: weird auntie. Welcome to the world, baby Bennett! We’ve already decided I’m the good aunt.
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