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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Sorry. This account is run by a 51 year old man. I am using footage from a dead woman to build a following and will soon ask my followers to join a commune where we will sacrifice a goat to the sun. Please do not mistake your crush for anything other than necrophilia.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
The suburban liberals will be super confused when riots keep happening under Biden.
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4 years
Anyone notice that Biden stole Sanders’ whole “not me, us” slogan and used it in a recent campaign ad? At the end of the ad Biden states, “it’s not about me. It’s about us”. Bitch, please.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Stop worshiping the rich.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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7 years
@juuuila @sandylackmann The fact that the cop believes that’s political talk is disturbing. Soon everything one wants to ignore or disagrees with will be labeled “political talk” that shouldn’t be discussed outside of the home.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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3 years
Still can’t get over the fact that last year the US govt injected $1.5 trillion into the stock market in one day, but universal healthcare coverage costing $1.3 trillion over a decade is too expensive because fuck you
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3 years
Capitalism has failed multiple times, but is always saved by governmental intervention. You only think otherwise thanks to propaganda.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Y’all keep voting for the lesser of two evils. So, don’t be surprised that “your” party is unresponsive to you. They know you’ll vote for whatever trash they give you.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
The greatest crime ever committed against you is the stealing of your time away from the people & activities you love. We aren’t immortal. Our time is incalculably valuable. Yet, society believes a 40+ hours work week is a sacrifice we all should happily make. Why?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
So, @VanityFair , will you also be reporting on the controversy in South Bend where Buttigieg fired the black police chief for attempting to weed out racism within the police force?
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4 years
The fact that many people on the left are considering either not voting or voting third party should signal to the Dem party that their candidate is a really poor choice.
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5 years
Debt is a form of social control:
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6 years
About 40,000 Americans die annually due to lack of healthcare. No state of emergency has been called to prevent these deaths, instead the govt has decided to build a fucking wall.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Just found out that my mom didn’t know ab the Dems pied piper strategy that elevated Trump. After learning of this, my mom asked me about Dem Socialists & when they were going to come into power as a party. Y’all, Im radicalizing my mom, with the help of the Democrats ✊🏽
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Where are all the cops disavowing these instances of police brutality? 🤔
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@MsSmartyPanda
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7 years
@juuuila @sandylackmann It’s political in their eyes because of who police brutality disproportionately affects. If it affected white America to the same extent it would not be considered a “political” issue.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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@AlHendiify The only vaccine available near me is through the health dept that’s closed everyday except Thursday afternoon for 3 hrs. So, getting vaccinated isn’t an option for the majority of ppl at this time.
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6 years
@McAllisterDen @SulomeAnderson This is a weird thing to say if you’re also arguing that Ford is somehow lying because she has gone out and partied. By that same logic, how can we believe your assault since you were partying with Ford during her times of partying?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
The right hates John McCain Bc he didn’t kill enough people (voted no on the ACA actual repeal), the left hates John McCain be he killed too many people (no war of which he didn’t approve), the center ❤️s John McCain Bc he killed the “right amount” of people.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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15 days
Harris’ speech would have played well at the RNC during the Obama era.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
@PeteButtigieg Pete, this is a GOP arguing point that no one who claims to be a progressive would ever argue. As a black woman, I don’t care if millionaires/ billionaires take advantage of free college, as long as everyone else also gets to take advantage of free college.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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3 years
The majority of Americans want Medicare for all, but legislators refuse to enact it. What authority did we agree to that allows them the right to disobey us?
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4 years
Cops appear to be jamming cell service in PDX. This is to prevent organizing and uploading instances of police brutality for the world to see.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
America is the most overworked country in the world (as far as most metrics indicate). They work more hours (more than 60 per week), take less sick days, less vacations, & have no parental leave. Corporations are determined to work you to death, & too many happily oblige.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
The fact that there’s the term “working class” is a nod to the fact that there is an entire class of people, the extremely wealthy, that don’t work.... 🤔
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Kinda feel like we’re all on the titanic and the Democratic Party locked us in the lowest cabin, as 3rd class passengers, while they make away with the lifeboats.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Fuck all y’all
@thehill
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6 years
House approves new Dem rules package
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump wins the 2020 Presidency.
@thehill
The Hill
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DNC panel adopts rule that presidential candidates must be party members
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6 years
Thanks for the support, I guess? You now agree with 70% of the country. Too bad you couldn’t have implemented it when you had the opportunity to do so. 🙄
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Dan Diamond
6 years
Obama endorses Medicare for all.
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6 years
Again, about 40000 Americans die each year because they are unable to afford healthcare. That’s 12x the deaths from the 9/11 terrrior attacks that changed our laws and way of life. No President has called the attack on the American ppl by healthcare insurers a humanitan crisis.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
The largest health insurer in the US is GoFundMe donations, where people plead their cases in hopes someone will care enough to allow them to live. Why TF is that the case? Bc the US govt has failed its citizens.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Womp. Womp. 🙄
@RawStory
Raw Story
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ICE officers whine that everyone hates them now: ‘Even the cops don’t like us anymore’
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6 years
Why do Americans enjoy overthrowing govts? Why can’t they mind their own business and fix their own gd house?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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7 years
@lumpylouise @mcbyrne Actually, that may be the lesson. Cheat, get caught, still be respectable within the elite bubble, keep getting rich. The Dem party is done
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
Getting booed by people you consider to be part of your own party is a sign that the party needs to change, and listen to the people. In any democracy it should NEVER work the other way, but John doesn’t live in, nor does he want to live in, a democracy.
@JohnDelaney
John Delaney 🇺🇸
5 years
Another point, if you are booing Democrats, do you really expect the country to trust what you have to say if you can't listen respectfully to people in your own party? Let’s raise the discourse and not fall down to the level of the president
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Things I learned on twitter: 1)everyone’s horny 2) no one can spell 3) sarcasm doesn’t translate well 4) everything was just fine before Trump 5) everyone’s a Russian bot
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
I’m sorry, did you say impirisioned minors are being used as slave labor to fight fires where, if there were to die, their families would receive no compensation? Because there ain’t jack shit in this tweet to brag about.
@CACorrections
CA Corrections
6 years
Today, more than 2,000 volunteer inmate firefighters, including 58 youth offenders, are battling wildfire flames throughout CA. Inmate firefighters serve a vital role, clearing thick brush down to bare soil to stop the fire's spread. #CarrFire #FergusonFire #MendocinoComplex
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6 years
I don’t understand why people make their beds. Bed makers, explain yourselves! 😳
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Am I the only one not watching the Super Bowl? What happened to solidarity?
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7 years
@DeplorableWeed @Ruleyork @Cernovich Hahaha. Socialism isn’t ruined. Capitalism is ruined as Socialism gains in popularity. I look forward to the Socialist revolution.
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6 years
Leftists shouldn’t participate in slut shaming.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
It’s strange that @TheDemocrats call leftist candidates “insurgents” when the majority of dem voters agree with those same leftists on policies. The real insurgents are the right wing politicians who’ve infiltrated the Dem Party & have done so with impunity for decades.
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6 years
Officially going to quit my current job. Too many things going on in my personal life, and I’m choosing to prioritize family over my career. I’m scared, so please wish me luck.
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6 years
@JoyAnnReid 😂 no, even little known political commentators like myself knew about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s only MSM that remained blind to her.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Joe Biden is a horrible candidate. A vote for him would be I giving my approval of policies that continue to disenfranchise and marginalize minority groups. Electoral politics is not working in the US & I can’t continue to participate in such a broken system.
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6 years
Y’all, the GOP is smarter than the Dems if the goal is to win elections. The GOP did an autopsy report after their loss to Obama. What have the Dems done? Blame voters, Sanders, 3rd party candidates, millennials,... Dems aren’t interested in winning. They’re paid to lose 🤔.
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4 years
@NPR This is an act of terrorism against our lgbtq+ brothers, sisters, etc.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
I hate having a chronic illness. I hate it so much. I hate that I can’t do what everyone else can, or even what I used to be able to do. You can do everything “right” and still have your life destroyed in an instant no matter what age. Nothing matters.
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6 years
No Country for Poor Men #NeolibAMovie
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Way to go @AndrewGillum for taking on Hillary Clinton and dropping #Medicare4All .
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Which nation has 4% of the world’s population but 25% of the world’s COVID deaths?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
Serious question: what do flat earthers call “globalization”?
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6 years
@charliekirk11 They send our military personnel to die for the rich who profit from these wars. Grow up, Charlie
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5 years
Reminder: the US has concentration camps for immigrants. Let’s not sugar coat the purpose and nature of these “ICE detention facilities”. If you’re ok with this then you’re a horrible person and I wish you were never born.
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6 years
Maybe we should start explaining why we believe our candidate is the better choice, as opposed to explaining why their candidate is a poor choice?
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6 years
Millennials graduated into the worst economy since the Great Depression. It was our bodies and friends who were sent to fight your illegal wars. Now, we’re trying to save the world,& you’re upset with us for not wanting to maintain the shit y’all broke. 🖕
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
TaX cUtS cReAtE jObS
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About 7,000 white-collar jobs are being eliminated as part of Ford's massive organizational restructuring. The automaker says it will save $600 million per year as a result.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
She’s such a POS.
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5 years
“Me, not us” - The Boomer Generation. “Not me, us” -The Bernie Generation.
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5 years
@wsvn Transparent background png included. Does this mean I can add this image to any cake ???? 🤯
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
This is really bad, guys. His brain is deteriorating (& I don’t mean this figuratively), & it will get worse.
@rtyson82
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4 years
jfc
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Atlanta cops are walking off the job because they can’t use excess violence against civilians. Good. Let them go. Those aren’t the kind of ppl I’d want in my neighborhood, let alone having a gun and the right to kill me with impunity.
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6 years
The Democratic party’s a lost cause if they can’t even agree that killing innocent children is actually a bad thing. With multiple abstention votes by the Democrats, the funding of Saudi’s genocide against the Yemen ppl will continue.
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This is what evil looks like.
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@RepNancyMace
Rep. Nancy Mace
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This is what evil looks like.
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6 years
@QueenMab87 Why didn’t they tokenize Kamala Harris? If it was all about the token and not about the policy tokenizing Kamala Harris would be easy to do. You make absolutely no sense here if you put a tiny amount of thought into it.
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6 years
@SarahPalinUSA I’m so here for it, too.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
When the majority of a country (say 60%,) want something (like Medicare for All) to be implemented, that issue is no longer a left v right partisan issue. It’s a central one that should be fulfilled in an actual representative democracy.
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6 years
The fact that the USA has fighter jets fly over during football games indicates that we’ve normalized incredibly jingoistic practices.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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7 years
In the fucking south y’all. 😃😃😃😃✊️✊️✊️✊️
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7 years
God fucking damn American for profit healthcare system. My mom’s husband’s cancer could have been dx much sooner if they could have afforded to go sooner and get treatment. He wouldn’t be dying right now if it weren’t for this fucking country and healthcare for the fucking rich.
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6 years
Oh, fuck you.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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7 years
If MLK was a centrist his famous "I Have a Dream" speech would be titled "I have a Moderately Pandering Compromise".
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
What about PoC who have been criticized for being actual leftists? Gonna showcase them?
@nytpolitics
NYT Politics
6 years
Are you a person of color who has been criticized by others in your community for being a conservative or supporting Donald Trump? We want to hear from you.
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6 years
Omg you gotta be fucking kidding me. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Can’t Lindsey Graham just be a shitbag Bc he’s a shitbag? He doesn’t need Russia for that.
@chelseahandler
Chelsea Handler
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. @LindseyGrahamSC is so obviously being blackmailed by Russia. Accusations are different then testimony under oath. From a credible woman. 35 years time is not argument against an assault of a 15 year old girl. @JeffFlake @SenatorCollins @lisamurkowski
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6 years
A thing I’ve always wondered about this whole Russian narrative is why, if the Russians are a real threat to election security, aren’t Dems proposing legislation to protect the ballot boxes, like moving to a paper ballot sys?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
Me with 100% accuracy
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@MsSmartyPanda
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3 years
My baby dog died. There are no words nor emoji that accurately expresses the cold and emptiness I feel without her warmth and joy in my life.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
Why didn’t anyone ask why Hillary Clinton is receiving intelligence on people like Tulsi Gabbard? If we’re to believe Clinton’s conspiracy theory, why do we so readily assume that Clinton is allowed to receive such sensitive intel? Is Clinton not supposed to be a private citizen?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever flipped off a monument to racism while doing a one-arm handstand? 🤔
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
Y’all remember when the democrats were pushing the #trustblackwomen initiative? Well, all y’all Democrats need to trust this black woman when I say that Pete Buttigieg is a racist who uses black people as political pawns to be discarded for the sake of winning the game.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
I hope no one on the left is listening to HA Goodman. He’s writing for The Federalist and disseminating their propaganda.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Don’t ever assume that you can confide in your boss or upper management. They will always protect their interests and fuck over anyone else who makes them look bad, or who is naive in their beliefs of how people actually operate.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
It’s wild to me that the left devotes so much time in fighting liberals and so little time fighting the rightwing party containing nothing but fascists.
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6 years
Nah, really?
@business
Bloomberg
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Economists are starting to suspect that unions were a better deal than textbooks made them out to be via @bopinion
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JFC, ppl are so willing to forgive war criminals, like Dick Cheney, just to maybe score a political point against Trump. WTF is wrong with US?!
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@FamousCeleb They ain’t tattoos. Them marker drawings.
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4 years
Is this a solidarity?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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4 years
Just wanna mention that we have immigrants in concentration camps.
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@MsSmartyPanda
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6 years
Omg, just stop already. Ppl tell HRC to shut up bc she continues to find fault in everything and everyone but herself and her own hubris. If a man was harping on this as much as her, they’d be telling him to shut it too. Now, GTFOH already for Pete’s sake!
@thehill
The Hill
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Hillary Clinton fires back at critics who tell her to "shut up" after election loss: They never said that to a man
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Every time I see massive crowds chanting for Bernie Sanders, filled with so much positive energy, I grow to hate the DNC and the DCCC even more. The ppl have been denied our champion thanks to @TheDemocrats corruption and greed.
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6 years
It’s capitalism, where the individual is prioritized over the collective, & thrives when collectivism & group action is obliterated. Loneliness is the natural result of such an unjust system.
@PsychToday
Psychology Today
6 years
New research suggests that today's young adults are the loneliest generation ever. Is the Internet to blame?
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@MsSmartyPanda
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5 years
It’s not as if Sanders has ever helped anyone before...
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6 years
Stop with the hyperbole @thehill . What you meant was Kellyanne Conway lies about M4All because the Oligarchs don’t want to provide anything that will help extend the lifespan of the peasants.
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
Kellyanne Conway torches Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez over "Medicare for All"
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6 years
What’s so wrong with wanting everyone to have healthcare? Or housing, food, clothing? Just because you want more, why should anyone have less?
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Andie
6 years
When I look back at the 2016 democratic primaries what angers me is that it was my time, & my generations time, to finally have a president the most closely reflected our values, but the Dems were unwilling to hand over their power to the next generation of Americans.
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4 years
So, when will leftists construct their own party? The Democratic Party, AKA the appeasement party, is the replacement for the Republican Party, since the GOP is, obviously, in its fascist death rattle.
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6 years
When will it be time to tear shit down?
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3 years
I don’t understand why more people aren’t angry about utilizing all of your energy and cognitive resources for work. We don’t need the type of work system we have, and it only serves the super wealthy.
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