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@MsNesslebottom

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In the backyard. I paint and chill. Life can be short, live to have fun 🍓Cali girl 🌱

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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
a "binding" spell just stops someone from hurting others or themselves, like putting a toddler in time out 😂
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@MsNesslebottom
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6 years
Male tears
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6 years
Captions please! X
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@MsNesslebottom
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6 years
@darth Noodles brought you a fren
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Walkies? Omg wow! *10 feet later* cc @darth
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
@anamariecox @darth Noodles has found the mole and taken him into custody
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
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I will be posting my art more regularly on these platforms: TT/IG @ Nesslebottom 🎨
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I’m 5’2” so this is an accurate POV for most ppl 😂
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@dog_rates It is cruel and inhumane to take a tiny puppy away from its mom and siblings and make it sleep alone. He’s shaking and scared! Take that baby to bed and cuddle him right now! 🤬😤
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
A (slightly muddy) cutie patootie 🍜Cc @darth
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Yeah, you could say I’m straight-laced
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
@MysticxLipstick I wonder how many Virgo men are losing it that they're getting so much tea 🤔😂☕️ #VirgosAreMessyAF #MysticMessiness
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Look at this little ewok face 🤗cc @darth
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
Leo in Virgo season: make sure outfit has a scarf thingie ✅
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Practical advice: Make sure to dress in layers Me: OK 👍
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On Thursdays we throw it back
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
I haven’t talked about it on this account at all, but I was in the hospital for 2 1/2 weeks and had to have emergency heart surgery. But I’m back now and will try to post more regularly ♥️
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
@sairasameerarao I’m fricking disgusted
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It’s National Lingerie Day! Time to go shopping
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
The Dog That Thought She Was A Cat, cc @darth
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
🤠🐄
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@MsNesslebottom
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6 years
Merry Christmas from me n my sock monkey PJs
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
Spent the day lounging by the pool 🥰🏖
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
So excited for all the things I have planned once Mercury is direct
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
It me 🙃
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
Thank you for the short and sweet hangouts, this month has been magical ✨
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
Happy Sunday! this is my “I’m baking cake today” face
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@MsNesslebottom
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3 years
Llama photo bomb *boop*
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A day late for Bettie’s birthday but who’s counting
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
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How’s your Friday going?
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Even on vacation, I stay on brand #PokemonGO
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@MsNesslebottom
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6 years
Made stuffed peppers for dinner
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
@ghkne1 @alyssabereznak The thrift store is full of her stuff too, everyone is giving theirs away
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Really diggin it 💆🏼🌊
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So mad my halo got cropped out of this one
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Just thinking about lunch 😇
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Gardening update, my artichoke is 7 feet tall! No I’m not waving a cut one, that’s just me standing in the middle of the plant and holding the stalk for balance 😮
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the mamas out there🌸
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
I think my fascination with all things metaphysical/magical started with this show and Bewitched 🔮
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
On my way to steal yo man (and tie him to a chair because he's a bad boy)
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
Feeling myself 🌰🍯
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@MsNesslebottom
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6 years
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
Gardening update! I’m growing broccoli and Brussels sprouts 🥰🥺
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
Carrie Fisher showed us it's possible to be a badass, a smartass, a bright light and uplifter in the world, all with grace and wit. ✨
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Driving around town in a vintage car today looking cute as h*ck
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Lounging in the backyard. This weather is a dream
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
@iJaadee Ohhh that explains a lot! Libra rising 🤔
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
@starsmoonandsun Libra men are just Geminis with facetune 🙅🏻
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@MsNesslebottom
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6 years
Made a cheesecake today
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Good morning! Barre then painting then hopefully some backyard lounging, fingers crossed
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Ok I might’ve made an enormous lemon meringue pie 🥧👀 (hand for scale)
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One thing I miss about the PNW is the daffodils every spring
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Made an apple pie today 🍎
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
@QuickSessions this is very hard to do! bravo! 👏🏼
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Spent the day at the beach. I love it when my real life is exactly like my dream life✨🏖
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Happy Community Day to all Pokémon trainers that celebrate. I want a shiny #Togetic
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
A beach day was exactly what I needed 🌊🏝
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
But look at the lemon meringue pie I baked today
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Here's to a magical 2018! #HappyNewYears 🍾✨
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
My garden brings me so much joy 🥰🤗🌱here’s my artichoke (chonky boy), strawberry babies, zucchini, and pickling cucumber
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
Making tiny shrooms for Christmas
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Today's bake: lemon cake 🍋
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I love how well we match 🥰Caught SO many 3-star shinies on community day!
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
See you in five!
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
really interesting timing for this cammunity thing. Seems very... wholesome 😉
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
your daily reminder not to scream threats at women that won't talk to you on the street, sometimes they call the cops like I just did
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
Three guesses where I am again today! 🤔😅
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2023 thus far
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Happy Easter! I hope you get lots of chocolate 🍫 🐰🥕🥚
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
Sneak peek of what’s on my easel right now 👀🍅
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
I found a mini donut pan at the thrift store so now I'm making mini donuts. This is my life 😂🍩
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
thanks for the great night, even though I'm not the real Tes 😱😂
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
Me and my new manicure are about to logon and take down the tree 🌲 see you in 5!
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
If I get nothing else done today, I still feel productive ☺️👋🏻
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
My son 👑🥳
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
@Solisortis Libra rising
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
It's working it's working! see you in just a few! 🍾🎊
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
@astrogrIz This is so me, Leo sun/ Scorpio Moon. That’s my favorite place to be at the beach, standing in the water and staring out 🥰
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@MsNesslebottom
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8 years
This is ridiculously childish and selfish! Guys that earn more, tip more. Tip what YOU can for the entertainment YOU are consuming omfg
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@MsNesslebottom
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7 years
Re last retweet: I wear full-face MU, w/lashes, every time I broadcast. It's extra. It's work. My OPINION is 3-5 yrs IG-style will be over
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@MsNesslebottom
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4 years
Guess who went from having three DVTs in her arms and legs to ZERO in 2 months?! 🎉🥳 Now just waiting on the chest x-ray results, hopefully that one is gone too 🙏🏻
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@MsNesslebottom
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5 years
I went to the opera last night for the first time in forever, it was so magical ✨
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