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The day Dominic James passed is the day I looked at God and said, “You are not good and you are not to be trusted” and I denounced any type of faith in God or any god whatsoever.
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When you’re on your 3rd reincarnation and you still haven’t been born into a wealthy family
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Your reward for being a “good” person is inner peace. That’s literally it.
Not riches, not good fortune, not fame, just inner peace.
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My mother used to say, “Never let a man think you don’t have anybody looking out for you.”
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Streaming services have actually ruined the TV watching experience. 8 episodes, 1-2 year wait between seasons + the show might get canceled after a cliffhanger.
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My dad taught me to approach every argument/disagreement knowing how I want it to end. “Do you want to keep or end this relationship?”
Most relationships I want to keep so I check my ego at the door, and go in ready to listen to the other person.
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Grief is by far the worst part of this human experience, God
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I watched an interview with a lady who divorced her husband. She said her biggest regret is the father she chose to give her kids. She's moved on with life but her kids have that father forever. That really is something to think about.
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I’m not a fan of the 9-5 slander at all and I’d love for people who want to keep their 9-5s to get their money advice from career coaches and not entrepreneurs.
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When you guys tweet about this generation being the worst in terms of relationships, are you guys tweeting as your grandpa’s inside or outside grandchildren?
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The “softness” you see in women is surrender, rest and peace.
To complain about never seeing or experiencing it is to basically admit that nothing about who you are as a man inspires surrender, rest or peace in the women you interact with.
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Da Baby exposed her family situation and tried to shame her for it.
Clearly why he knows putting her out will punish her. She has nobody.
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I love how in the Bible, every time God calls somebody to do something, they tell him all the reasons they’re not equipped and instead of affirming them and their skills, God goes, “Do you know who I am?”
Like, nobody’s asking you to be strong or qualified, just obedient.
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Usain Bolt is really chill for a man missing $12 Million. I sent a 30 day Brawta Plan to the wrong phone number and I have not slept right since.
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Married Twitter never chimes in on dating arguments on here.
I can imagine its because they know is bare foolishness people a chat and eventually everyone learns.
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The face of someone who’s finally understood their assignment.
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Nobody talks about how the secret to saving money is not having kids 👀
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Oh guys, I got a full time job as a recruiter using the credentials I racked up from the company I started in college.
I now recruit attorneys for the most prestigious law firms in Atlanta.
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False false alarm, I have food poisoning 😭
Okay false alarm. My first attempt at teriyaki chicken was an 8/10. Tasted how it’s supposed to taste 🤷🏽♀️
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Beyoncé and Lori Harvey are perfect examples of how even if you don’t speak, people will make up entire narratives about your life.
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For people who live on a little island with nearly 3 mill people that have never done ancestry tests, unnu a laugh hard though 😭😂
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Im 100% sure he came to steal KFC Jamaica's secret recipe to bring it back to America
We got a surprise visit from Colonel Sanders!
KFC Falmouth was excited to welcome the Colonel himself! His vacation in Jamaica would be incomplete without a visit to the newest KFC restaurant in the region! 😄
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Took my relationship with God to a whole new level a year ago.
11 weeks early. Born at only 2 lbs 4 oz. Spent 2 months in the NICU.
Celebrating her first birthday today. My heart is so full. ❤️
I’m a proud aunty ❤️❤️
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Again, propaganda is so interesting. This “return to work” narrative in reference to going back to the office makes it seem like people took the last 2 years off rather than overworked themselves through a series of traumatic events.
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Reading the bible for myself has shown me that you need to fact check people every time you hear, “The bible says…”
Context is everything and a lot of people don’t actually understand what they’re reading let alone the context of what they’re reading.
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“Me’ll bun down this” is such an appropriate response for so many situations.
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Usain Bolt is freedom personified.
“I have enough money to explore every last one of my fantasies...”
Inspiring AF.
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We used to go to $1500 all inclusive parties and come home like, “That did shott”. Now we coming home from $7K cooler fetes like, “Hmm, it had a likkle vibe” 😭
Mi wah mash up this.
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My uber driver just broke up with his woman of 12 years. He asked her 5 times to marry him and she keeps replying, “Not everybody supposed to married” 😭😭
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By chose she means that there were red flags she chose to ignore because she wanted to tick the box of being married with kids. Who he actually was as a person mattered very little.
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People will always focus on how you react, never the harm that was done to you.
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Don’t fight me but I’m a little uncomfortable with doctors on the TL casually tweeting about their patients for laughs
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I’ve met a number of people who’ve used their side hustles to pivot into new careers instead of going into entrepreneurship full time.
We don’t talk enough about that being an option for people.
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Tonight
@gavindih
saw a dog walking in the road. The dog seemed to be blind and deaf. Gavin got out, chased it down, put him in the vehicle (put me in the back) and called around to find out who’s lost a dog.
He found the owner, returned him and gave him a quick check up. 🥺❤️
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Vacationing in Jamaica is actually really expensive. For the money you spend on a 3-night stay at an all-inclusive hotel you could be in another country 🥲
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Rest in Eternal Peace Dominic 💙
It is over your life that I went to war with God and thankfully lost my own.
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People migrate just to be back in Jamaica every 6 weeks. Lol, I feel that.
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Looool can we stop pretending that we don’t know why girls will give men the wrong number ?
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I believe people are walking carbon copies of their upbringing and parents until they do the deep work to erase the blueprint they were given and start again. That’s a life long task.
Everything goes back to parents and upbringing. Everything.
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Men really be like, “Would you rather die alone or be with me and get absolutely no fulfillment from our relationship so it’s like you’re alone anyway”
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I haatteeee “you dash me weh” type people. Haateee. In the time you were carrying feelings, you could have checked in to see if I was okay rather than taking it personally.
Don’t make your insecurities my problem.
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As someone who’s migrated a few times, I can honestly say there’s no real reason to live in one country your whole life if you don’t want to.
Life is short but it’s also long. You can migrate for 10 years then go back to your home if you want
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One year later and I’m a happy, healed, and whole crash test dummy who can confidently say God is GOOD despite the fact that we must all face physical death one day.
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Called Tennis Ja to find out how booking the court works in general.
Lady: You can’t book this week. Call back next week.
Me: I just wanted general info about how using the space works
Lady: CALL ME BACK NEXT WEEK AND I’LL BOOK IT FOR YOU
Me: i -
Lady: CALL ME BACK NEXT WEEK
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I do agree that Kingston rent prices are high for what you get. Unfortunately, we’re not just competing with other Jamaicans. One of my neighbors is fully a white American, another straight out of India and another straight out of Malaysia, plus airbnb.
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I feel like we should all be weirded out that we hang out with journalists on here that turn innocent social media moment into national news. Iddkkkk it bothers me
Jamaicans far and wide have been battling with this PEP question as it makes the rounds on the various social media platforms.
What do you think the answer is? 🤔
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The way how the world blames women for the actions of men, I wholeheartedly believe it was Adam who ate the apple.
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Probably to show people that you can unintentionally cause harm when trying to discipline kids and the way you do it isn't always right or worth the impact it has on the kid. Oh, and it's okay to apologize to kids when you cause harm even if it was unintentional.
that brother posted that he took his student's money unprovoked. why
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I paid $1,300 for a single glass of coconut water at Buzo. My chest HURT when I got the bill.
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Just found out who’s been spending all my money.
It’s me 😞
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Honestly, I personally would like to know why Big Foots have on a child lock on them.
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Jamaicans will base their whole reasoning for hating someone on "mi spirit nuh tek dem"
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I still think Jamaica needs another Dancing Dynamite but the judges will be the Ravers and the prize is the winner becomes the newest Raver and tours the world with them. 🤷🏽♀️
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I’d rather be the villain in someone’s story than the claffy.
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In 2020, I started my 2nd company, hired my dream team, and moved out of the country to run my businesses full-time.
In 2021, I’m focused on living the life of FREEDOM I envisioned for myself at 16.
The themes for this year are intentionality, consistency and faith
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Jamaican parents can sniff out your lie before you tell it but can't tell that those whatsapp broadcasts are fake. HOW¿?
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Every morning when my little sister wakes up, she comes straight to my room to look for me. She’s been doing this since she was 2. She’s now 23 😂
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Deleted my vision board for the next 12 months because I already crossed off everything on it. Gotta go bigger.
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This isn’t about saving children, it’s about punishment. You want women to “live with their choices” even if that means a child suffers as a result.
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My first ever recruit has been made the valedictorian of her graduating class. 🥳🥳
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Honestly guys, I believe therapy is as essential to a person’s life as teeth brushing. Whether you have “issues” or not.
After every relationship, just drop in like hey let’s debrief on why this situation didn’t work out. 👋🏽
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Women get chastised for dating “up” but also get chastised when their partners aren’t able to support them financially after they have a child.
Moral of the story, you’re the only one that has to live with your decisions. Live life on your terms.
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We’ve convinced ourselves that men are the more logical emotionally stable sex when they kill people instead of just crying.
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School really taught us that failing is the worst thing that could ever happen to you and you’d amount to nothing the more you failed.
Meanwhile adulthood is like, you quite literally have to keep failing until you get good at this. If you’re not failing, you’re stagnant.
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WHAAAAAT do you guys gain from coming on here evverryy dayyy and being soooo shady? What?
These hot girls living in apartments that aren’t in their name and driving cars registered in the name of a company they don’t own...
You’re borrowing, Sis
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Happy we’re all back on the same page with Noah Lyles hate.
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Just to be clear. I don't think entrepreneurship is for everyone but everyone should know how to monetize their skills and sell their value.
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Came up with the idea for my company almost 5 years ago.
Two name changes, 2 websites, 2 logos, 10 different business models, and at least 3 breakdowns a month later, we're finally consistently profitable.
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Hi, I’m Krista. I’m a business coach.
I help service providers use their expertise to make more money and work less.
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Remember how we used to have to stand up EVERY TIME a teacher walked into the classroom?
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People have a way of saying things like, "She gwaan like she better than people".
What they're really saying is, "hmmm something about her makes me feel inferior."
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Just saw a tweet where someone said their parents’ home is now worth $88M. It’s suddenly dawned on me that some of you are going to be inheriting homes and land.
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Don’t just buy her an LLC, build her sales funnels that convert.
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I hate most of the financial advice I see on here because it never takes into consideration that even though money itself is black and white, managing it isn't. It's an extremely emotional process whether we acknowledge it or not.
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The one thing that’s changed my mindset towards working out/the gym is realizing that its a forever thing. It is not going away. There are no body goals to hit. I am a human and systems breakdown if I don’t stay active.
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Online shoppers you NEED to download “HONEY” it’s a chrome extension that finds you discount codes.
The 40% off code didn’t apply to the items in my cart on Fashion Nova. Used honey to see if there was anything out there.
From $269 down to $153 🥲
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