KatieEllen Humphries
@MsKatieEllen
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Comedian. Writer. CBC’s “The Debaters”, The Lady Show, “Horny OFF MAIN” Podcast. New Album “Ladyfinger” available now. I'm mostly dimples.
Vancouver, B.C.
Joined August 2011
This "Empower Women" crop top I impulsively bought is like Mario 2 - wildly incongruous & challenging on many levels.
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Men’s Wear Guy extols the beauty of the Cowichan sweater! ❤️ Excellent, per usual.
I can. In fact, the Canadian version is so great, I can't think of an American equivalent. 🧵
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Between the NBA & Trump’s tariff announcement it’s been a big night for the phrase “atrocious trade.”
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Sterling Cooper would have been bankrupt immediately if the cost of Canadian rye suddenly went up 25%
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Your guy wins the presidency! Oops, the thing you need to in order to live now costs 25% more
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As B.C. considers a ban on U.S. alcohol in gov’t liquor stores, I realize I spent my 20’s getting blackout patriotic. #bcpoli
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I’ve never been romantically Catfished, but every day I see an ad for my dream outfit at what turns out to be Baby Gap.
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Everyone that clapped at the end of this “Better Man” screening shall be added to my will; we’re kin now.
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Some companies “discontinue DEI initiatives” the way I’m “getting off the apps”. Like, no material change, we were mostly pretending to use the thing anyway.
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Disgraceful. $80 million used to get you WAAAY more cocaine. What are you doing about this inflation?
Outstanding work by Toronto Police, Canada’s border agents, and RCMP officers. More than $80 million worth of cocaine kept off our streets. This will save lives.
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Found new stretch marks on my butt this morning 🤷🏼♀️. Even my own skin wasn’t prepared for that ass.
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RT @colin_sharp: Grey-haired lady at the grocery store didn't want to pay $16 for a big bag of Babybels so she just told the cashier again…
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No more polarized group in our divided times than the tourists at this Australian Zoo over whether they see a “Zee-bra” or a “Zeb-ra”
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Me for the rest of my day/life: “ooh baby do you know what that’s worth? Ooh Mouth Heaven a place on Earth”
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