Evil Morty 🧪
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My pronouns are definitely “Yerrr” & "SMD" That Brooklyn bullshit, WE ON IT! Slytherin House Alumni 🐍💚 @SoShamelessPod 🖤 #FreeTax 🖤
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This how we use to look in gym class not wanting to change lol
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That means she thought u were stupid and you surprised her
A white woman in my yoga class called me articulate today. Best compliment I've heard in a while
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Nah the next generation is legit hella stupid this is sad. WHO THE FUCK IS BOB???
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Visual representation of the agony we put our men through to suck up their emotions and keep going. This is NOT ok.
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Every year this man just outdoes himself I am like flabbergasted 😍😍😍😍
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Nah let's discuss. Kai Cenat lives in Atlanta. Offset was on live stream with Kai in Atlanta. Why was the pedophile man outside NYC at 4am looking for Offset????
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@iiamkee21
Petty and his homeboy posted some wack asss video after the vma's and @ cardi. Offset dm'd the homeboy prob about @'n his wife. But this was all days ago so I'm still confused lol get more intel lets reconvene.
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The Face/ The flag
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The absolute intentionality of my man proposing today isn't lost upon me. Today has been one of the saddest days for me since I was 15 years old. HE told me no more sad days. I can't even put into words how much this has me at for me. I'm so happy. So thankful. So grateful.
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@BruhManDaeDae
Yes. I did this with my 7th graders that are struggling behaviorally, academically or social emotionally. I hosted an all morning workshop with them.
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Awwww
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Look what y'all did ☺️☺️☺️
I really wanna make my classroom look like hog warts next year but I'm poor. 😩😩😩
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@Gambit_215
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Why I want ur momma last name when I can keep my daddy's last name? 🤣🤣
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THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY LAST YEAR IN THE CLASSROOM. I am now the Academic Dean of the Humanities department at my network!!!! ITS UPPPP!!!!!!
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Cardi is doing all the things we wished that other lady would have done but wasn't able because she's a fuckin nincompoop
The first All-Female Hip-Hop Album, executive produced by Halle Berry and Cardi B features:
Cardi, Saweetie, City Girls, H.E.R., Flo Milli, Latto, Young M.A, Baby Tate, Rapsody, Erica Banks, Big Bottle Wyanna, Ambré & Dream Doll.
All artists were hand-selected by Cardi & Halle.
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As a resource here was the assignment for my other educators
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I got a new job guys!! OMG. God has really been looking out and pushing me to be the absolute best version of me and I am so grateful.
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How y'all niggas look discussing women's business on the timeline.
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I talk shit about being a parent all the time but this little girl put a fire under my ass I’ve never had. In just 9 months I went back to grad school. Changed jobs. Moved. Fixed my credit. Almost doubled my salary. Yoooo this is fuckin nuts.
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We don't say it to be liked
Why women like saying suck my dick so much , i really don’t like when women say it
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6:20am 2/20/19 4lbs 14oz. 17in. Welcome Parker Saniy 💕💕
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I taught Emitt till in class today and closed with Nina Simone blood on the leaves.
My students: Omg white ppl are horrible. They should all die. We should stab all white people.
My white male Co teacher:
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Relationship PTSD is a thing. Gotta work everyday to get that trauma outta here
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My momma left me with so many great life lessons. The most important to me was "You don't have to be like everyone else" this lesson came out in the story "Rainbow zebra" my mommy sewed this book together for me when I was a little older than Parker.
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So, my mom died when I was 15 years old. This year for my birthday I commissioned an artist to do a family portrait. My 3 generations. I can't even explain how happy I am with this final product. I am obsessed. The artist IG is
@cocomicheleillustrations
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Ok just for fun. Let's see your Rolex...
You chose the WORST of the Rolex family, and the tackiest pinky ring to flex. Yikes.
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Ways to help your child's literacy at home:
Let me preface this by saying these are the things I've done. Things I used which lead to having a fluent 4 year old. She not old read but she can also answer comprehensive questions about what she read.
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I'm in a uber pool w/ a whywoman playing "The Read" on the aux and
@KidFury
just belted out "Racist ass Honkey" 😂😂😂😂😩😩😩
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Not old enough to trick or treat but u can still SLAY 😌🧜🏾♀️
#HappyHalloween
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It's Election Day is it not? Are y'all slow??
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He did it!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Hubby is attempting to preserve a destroyed old drawing of me and my mom from when I was a baby. Yes I'm crying 🤍🕊️
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My bf is at work. I just finished a zoom call laying on the couch exhausted. He played "Etta James- At last" over the Alexa from work just to make me smile. I fuckin love it here 😪😪😪
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Ok uhmmm thank you for whomever did this I was so confused I thought all his kids were with different women. He out here triple dippin 🤔🤔
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I lost my mom when I was 15 and I have struggled every Mother's Day since. These yearly photo shoots i do with my daughter brings me so much joy and fulfillment. It was the best piece of advice I've ever taken. 💕
#MothersDay
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Parker Saniy. First of her name. First baby of the mixx. 2nd Generation Slytherine 🐍. The Flawless Pisces♓️.The Unscoffed. Long may she reign 💎 💕
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Because she's a child. Stop suckin her dick.
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5 years ago the symbolism of this day changed for me. I'm so proud to be a mother and so blessed I was chosen by this beautiful soul. Happy Mother's Day 💕
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@ill_allow_it_12
She started with the slide then the ice cream machine then the remote control jeep barbie ain't get no love 🤣🤣🤣
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They way y'all weaponize manipulation and control is insanity. So handling the finances automatically means you can be disrespectful to your partner? I hope y'all die alone.
If i pay the rent and bills i’m bringing home whatever bitxh i feel like from the club and idc if it’s 4 am .. if i say wake up and go sit on the porch til me and shorty done that’s what i mean or call ya mama
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Ion know if y'all knew my man was an artist but... this is Fucking beautiful. He loves me 😩😩😩😩
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This man turned our living room into an art gallery 💙💙💙 how am I so lucky? 😍😍😍
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Me: I had a horrible day I just wanna come home and eat mad wings
Him: Let's do it
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