Chanté Maps Smale💍👑 🇿🇦🇺🇸🇲🇿🇸🇿🌻
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Lia’s mommy||CEO CJEnchanted|| Entrepreneur||Presenter||Actress ||Real Estate Agent||campaigns-cjnm116 @gmail .com,tennis🎾||Golf lover🏌🏼♀️AKA TIGRESS WOODS😎
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#itsaSmaleThing
!! Baby no 2 on board!! Thank you Lord for the Addition to our lil family 🥰
#AnotherSmaleintheMaking
❤️ can’t wait to meet you lil Smale! 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰❤️💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
#Ohana
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This Fake soft living will be the end of many!
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If u get to this point as a woman it’s best you leave it shem!! Yeka!! ☹️
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My daughter negotiating with me not to take her to school today, it’s the ‘I’m your single child’ for me! 😂🤣😂😂
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@RudimentalTee
The person who scammed u is probably not even this person, they normally send other peoples ID’s and fake bank notifications, it will be hard to find out who the person is, I’ve had so many people like this try scam me when I sold items, I always demand cash on hand to avoid such
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It’s the guy pushing Phindile back for me!! Also her friend!! 😂🤣🤣🤣
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This one sleeping like he owns the house! That time he dragged my shoe and the towel to sleep next to them! 😅
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Simply Me…..Simply Chanté..😎 It’s Chante Beeessshhh!!💁🏼♀️💅🏼
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@BasheneA
She should’ve said no apology will change what I key word here is “I” what I did to you! She should be arrested
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I’m in love with this Rose Gold SMEG color 😍😍 obsessed 😍😍😍
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Someone else will be inspired by the part of your story you are ashamed of
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My husband is cooking on a Wednesday!😶 I wonder what does he want!!🤔
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Y’all saying Khanyi is killing this role Ka Zandi?! Really?! What has she done that’s wow in her acting currently that makes y’all say that coz I’m still waiting! All I’ve seen is her with an angry face since she came out 🙍🏼♀️
#TheWifeShowmax
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@mzukisij
@CulpritEnter
If u have a problem with him saying 'we' you're part of the problem he's talking about
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@DevonteRondon
@Magutshwa_
Relationship are not rocket science, shit happens we move! People like acting like their relationship are perfect but in all honesty we’ve all been through some shiii, some still are! What’s so shocking about my tweet!🤷🏼♀️
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@tshabi222003
Some men need to stop acting like they don’t know what a woman’s ass looks like! That’s harassment period
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Remember when you thought you couldn’t live without a certain somebody?! Where are they now?!
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Broke Niggas bathi y’all must take note! 😂🤣🤣
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If you feel like you in a tug of war….just drop the rope!!
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People that snore must just date each other and cut trees together in perfect harmony!! Imagine sleeping next to a generator! I don’t know how y’all do it!!
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Nothing hurts more than biting yourself while eating! 😭
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You living life to impress….I’m living life to Progress!!
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How do you tell someone you don’t want them anymore….politely?!
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Thee Scariest thing is a brilliant Psycho!
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There people you look at and their faces immediately scream ‘Mina ngiyi sdakwa!!’
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Stop bitting your batteries, they are finished!! Change them!
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@jade_billions
Personally I don’t mind and I share all the time where I got my stuff, if they like whatever it is I have, I don’t mind them getting it!
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There are so many things I’ve planned to achieve this year alone and I pray at least half are fulfilled 🕯🙏🏼
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Again!! The fat Gods need to release me! I’m offering my body fat as a sacrifice bathong!! Take it!!🥴
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Sometimes you can’t put your emotions/feelings into words….but your body will always tell it best!!
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Have children with people that you love guys! Ku tricky raising a kid with someone you can’t stand!
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You are not gonna be everyone’s cup of tea and you need to be okay with that!!
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The marriage expert are gonna come out now to put their 2cent about Minnie’s Marriage/divorce! 🙄
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Don’t Let my Enemies REST!! Give them heart palpitation on a daily!!🙌🏼
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Yeeyyiii there will be no cancellation of musks! Phela we’ve been saved from some of y’all’s breath! Keep your musk and smell your own breath!!
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I’m one Mom that NEVER EVER use money someone gave my daughter! Lala came back home from Nelspruit with R700 cash from my family giving her R100 there R200 there, I put R200 in her piggy bank and R500 into her bank account, I don’t even use it to buy her anything, I use my own!
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A person will ask you ‘what do you bring to the table’ that time akana ne Drivers license!
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Listen up guys! My daughter schooling me about cars! 😂😂
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My final product! 🤤Salmon pasta on today’s Menu! 👌🏼
#CookingWithChante
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#ChefChante
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#TheSmalesHouse
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Sometimes it’s hard to wake up with a grateful heart, especially when you feel like you have to struggle first for everything you want.
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@TheGrea49078263
@LeratoMannya
It’s really not a consolation it’s a fact!! Lol y’all be really thinking your d*cks are big enough to destroy a woman’s vjay?! 🤣😂🤣😂LOL’s
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Mawugezile akubonakale kuthi ugezile guys! Abanye wether bagezile or not kuyafana! 1+1=11 ☹️
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So most men are saying Norma Gigaba has no loyalty, blah blah blah.....where was Melusi’s loyalty when he was busy sticking his D in every women! Y’all are mad!!
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This reminds me of how my daughter used to argue with myself and her dad every time 😄😂
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Still that girl I think I am!! ITS CHANTE BEEEESSSSHHHH!! 😎🫦
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I know I’m not Zulu but I know Bafe means buffet in English!!
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Me waking up this morning ready to make them shake!! 😎
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No weave all natural!! Most have never seen my hair this natural coz I've always hated my curls and wanted it straight but I'm glad to have embraced who I am and stopped putting relaxer on my hair just to keep it straight
#GirlTalkZA
I AM WHO I AM and I love it!! 😍🙋🏼❤️👑
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Fill my cup till it overflows oh Lord….I want it runneth over!!🙌🏼
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@MawrongzJnr
Not true! I’m a stepmom to 2 of my hubby’s kids, get along very well with both of them, I’ve never been ugly to any of them even with the one who’s mom I don’t get along with! And will never stop any of them from coming over! They spend the most time with me when here
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Trying to keep up with a rich man’s budget while you are in a poor man’s budget 😢
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It’s Lerato k making us eat ka di pipes, now we can’t brag about our chocolates for Valentines coz hotel!
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Rihanna revealed her album called PREGNANCY….it will take 9months to put together, it will grow every year and last a lifetime! But you guys will love it!!
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It’s that time of the year when you want to eat the Polony/Cheese or Yogurt in the fridge and you hear! ‘Eyes’khaftini som’twana’ 🤣😅
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When they still haven’t loadshed you and now u sitting there like! Are you going or naaa?!!
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There’s something about December that makes one lazy to do anything, I can’t even exercise around this time!!🙆🏼♀️
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Marry the love of your life but make sure you are also the love of their life!!
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Sometimes we have to ask ukuthi Nijola nabafana or?! because if you gonna date a assless and boobless chicks, might as well uthathe i boyfriend!!!🙃
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My 20s where fun shem! I enjoyed my Career/time on tv….maybe I must go back now! Miss it a lot!!
@TheRealPhatJoe
@DJTira
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@LeratoMannya
A woman vjay goes back to normal after giving birth to a whole baby head! Do you think ur d*ck stops it from doing the same!! Dude you can’t be this stupid! Your mother would be disappointed ☹️
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You know as a young adult sometimes you know what you want and what you don’t want, then life happens you get older and u start changing how u feel about certain things, honestly there’s things now I wish I NEVER compromised on!
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I have a ask!🙋🏼♀️ do women who call other women to stay away from their “men” did those ladies actually did what you asked?
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I’m not interested at how you portray yourself on the outside with the picture perfect laughs and giggles, it’s the demons/scars you battle with on the inside that nobody sees but you that tells a story of who you truly are!!
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Bathi thina that run at 5am what’s troubling us!! 🤣😂🤣🤣
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You are my sunshine! 🌞 my only sunshine! You make me happy when skies are grey!! You’ll never know dear how much I love you! 🥰🥰plz don’t take my sunshine away!!
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Guys apart from being a nice person on twitter 😊I also Sell houses/apartments 🏡 around fourways and neighbouring areas - Northriding, Bryanston, Sandton, Revonia, Morningside, lonehill, olivedale etc when you are ready to buy/sell contact me! ☎️ 😊
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Even leaves are showing me love today 💕 💕💕💕🥰 maybe it’s a sign I’ll be getting twins 🤔
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It’s the guys on the road when you tell them you don’t have cash athi ‘it’s okay my sister send an ewallet/ I have a machine!! 🤣😂😂
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I think it should be standard now to say to a person can I see you without makeup/filter coz wow some of y’all are serious catfish!😩😅🤣😂
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@PJDlamini1
@M_Phakisho
@IamCatchvibe
I speak for myself when I say, I open for other cars, I say thank you with Hazards to all cars that open for me including taxi drivers, I’ll flash for u to get in front of me or have a right of way when u turning into another road or same, I use my hand to say thank you sometimes
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Happy Father’s Day to my Homie👫🏽 lover👩❤️💋👨 and husband💍 .....thank you for being the best daddy to our daughter👨👧❤️ love you then love you now love you always! FOREVER!
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Being loved right is one of thee rare thing ever, someone can love you but not love you right, and when you find someone that loves you right, appreciate that shiiiii!!
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I’ve only ever been vile/ugly to one person in my life and I don’t feel bad about it at all, it was well deserved and still is!🙃
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Guys when driving always make sure you driving for the next person as well, people are on the roads going through the most, some are even distracted while driving and are a danger to themselves and the next person, I noticed something yesterday that’s why I’m saying this!Be safe!
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When people throw hate just know it’s envy! They are bothered by you simply being you, when your light shines bright, there’ll always be those that try to dim it!
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Planning my white wedding and I came across these two dresses, I can’t make up my mind which one is better, guys help! RT for 1 and like for 2
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@ayandazwambila
How about we leave people to enjoy whatever wine is okay to them, as long as they are not drinking it for you or with you, enjoy what u enjoy, leave other people to enjoy what they enjoy and keep it moving.
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Sometimes it’s not that they hate you, ITS ENVY!!!
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I don’t like disappointing people, which ever version of me you bring out, I’ll always be on brand! Coz disappointing people is not my thing! 😊
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