@Tom73Tiger *dark romance books

@Hanson_Brothers OWNS….OOOOWWWNNSSSS.

@PghSportsNation “At the same time?”

@bennyjohnson Just say your wife caught you

@sheetz The meteor

Add chopped dill pickles to ur Caesar salad. Thank me later.

@87crosbycareer No

@jessmargera Sorry ur stuck with me. Not sorry (please dont block me).

RT @n0tpuppi: "on ur knees" "good girl" "look at me" "use ur words" "say it louder" "dont make me ask again" "beg for it" "say please" "tha…

@jessmargera Or a fever dream or something. I dont think the Twilight Zone woukd ever get that fucked

@jessmargera What in the literal fuck did I just read? “He was on the right track” ? “Clearly we have been lied to?” “He was a messiah?” Like what? WHAT!?!?

@PensInsideScoop Ah. Yeah i understand. Like toddlers only bigger.

@PensInsideScoop Ok but I wanna see the race

Im sorry, Jesse. I wanted so much better for you.

@PGHRapunzel There is a good Indian place in Greentree and one in Rostraver depending on what ur close to. And one in Robinson i think (Papaya I think its called). You cant go wrong with a nice coconut curry or butter chicken

@bbonpucks NeXt Gen 2.0

@horwitzburgh How about fucking no

RT @Liminal1988: THE PAIN OF WALKING AWAY FROM SOMEONE YOU STILL LOVE.

Listen. You may laugh…..but have you ever pissed off a goose? Or just looked at one? They are assholes. They WILL chase you just for breathing.

@penguins Just dont run out of buns