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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
If your family starts arguing on Thanksgiving please go on live so we can all hear it
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i miss how the holidays felt when i was younger
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i know im funny but sometimes im like damn i might be going to hell
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@MrWilin
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2 years
If your family starts arguing on Christmas please go on live so we can all hear it
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Roll her a blunt and tell her she’s pretty
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Girls be like "i have errands to run" then go to starbucks and target
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Not wearing glasses anymore I’ve seen enough
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Don’t ask her to change positions just toss her around
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@MrWilin
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2 years
if this ain’t my year then may it be my last
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i’d steal from ulta for her
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@MrWilin
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2 years
When people drink red bull with liquor it gives me i wanna do coke but I'm shy vibes
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@MrWilin
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2 years
idk man i started cussing in 5th grade one day and just never stopped
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Wearing her lashes rn, god i miss her so much
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Being broke during the book fair was the saddest day ever as a kid
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@MrWilin
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2 years
You mad at what i said, or you mad cause it’s true?
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Saw her selfie and just moaned at work
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
9 months
I’ve been waiting 365 days to post this
Tweet media one
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Please stop asking me how I’m doing, idk I’m ignoring it lol
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@MrWilin
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2 years
She’s a 10 but she hits curbs
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
I’d steal from sephora for her
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
For someone with a dry phone I’m on it way 2 much
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Sometimes i be calling the numbers on missing dog posters and just bark
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@MrWilin
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1 year
i’m big on "you could’ve just told me"
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
i suck at cuddling the next minute im tryna copy how u breathe
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
People only wear glasses for attention, it's not that hard to see
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
i don't even got a sleep schedule anymore. i just be existing
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Eye contact during sex is top tier
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
the way children pick up animals stresses me out
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@MrWilin
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2 years
God knew I’d be too strong if he didn’t give me anxiety
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@MrWilin
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2 years
no one: me: i was gonna say something but i forgot
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Roll her a blunt and tell her she’s pretty
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
I'm sorry if i was ever a toxic person in your life, it must have been your fault
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Naps don’t fix this type of tired anymore, i need a coma
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
2078 is gonna be my year, i can feel it.
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
When i die, put a blunt in my mouth, light it & close the casket so i can hot box
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Having sex in front of a mirror is top tier
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Might ghost everybody and call it a year
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
10 months
“FINISH IN HER”, or whatever Mortal Kombat says
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Thought i gave a fuck until i smoked this blunt
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i think i owe myself one bad decision before the year ends, just one
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@MrWilin
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2 years
She’s a 10 but she hits curbs
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@MrWilin
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2 years
“Oh sorry just saw your text” - me with 11 hours a day of screen time
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
God knew I’d be too powerful if i had a normal childhood
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
i listen to the same music every day just in a different order 😭
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Your crush isn’t kissing you tonight
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Nobody: Me: this is why i don’t like people
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
1 year
Y’all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Self care isn't working, pass me the blunt
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
i do not wake up tryna talk, i wanna be quiet for a whole hour.
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Parents saying "I know my child" will forever be the funniest joke.
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
valentine’s day in elementary was 10x better than what it is now
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
ill put my own playlist on and say “banger” every time a new song comes on
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@MrWilin
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2 years
she’s into angel numbers so i asked if she wanna get 888 out
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Let them kids believe in Santa. You believed in your man 😂😂😂
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Don't talk to me while I'm rubbing my eye. I'm not gonna hear you
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
My mom don't apologize, She just starts acting nice to me.
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Women do not want chocolate for Valentine's Day they want tattoo appointments 🤌
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Forgetting to bring your AirPods will ruin your whole day.
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Girls with nose piercings are elite
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
If anyone is alone with no family or nobody to spend Thanksgiving with please let me know i need to borrow some chairs.
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Can’t wait for my psych analysis (Spotify wrapped)
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Girls with nose piercings are elite
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
i'll do anything for my mom just not them dishes
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
if he aint suckin on u like a peach… let that mango
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i like my water the way i like my emotions Bottled
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Everybody weird that’s why i be in this house talking to walls, just how i like it
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i know im funny but sometimes im like damn i might be going to hell
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Yall be ready to give up on life but not that nicotine addiction
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@MrWilin
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2 years
tired isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i just be minding my business next thing i know a payment is due
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
1 year
imagine paying to see the titanic, and getting the full experience 😭😂
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@MrWilin
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2 years
"i just told you 2 minutes ago" i do not control the remember
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@MrWilin
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2 years
in walgreens wondering why the walls ain’t green
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@MrWilin
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2 years
idk who needs to hear this but you don’t have to order anything online today
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Buy her flowers & Roll her a blunt 🤍
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Dating in this generation is like a new form of self harm
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@MrWilin
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Having sex before you go to work makes you feel like you’re the manager
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Food be high af when you good
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Stretching is not enough i need to remove my spine & wring it out like a towel
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
She has multiple men telling her she's pretty, be different bro teach her how to DRIVE
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
1 year
Did it hurt? When i told you to google it and i was right
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Need some head to clear my head
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Christmas is really in 2 weeks and everybody gift is still at the store
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Y’all remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
i just be raw doggin life with no therapy
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Idc how hard life gets, I'm not smoking no cigarette
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@MrWilin
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2 years
do you feel like everyone is lying to you or are u normal
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@MrWilin
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2 years
*Dented car SPEEDS past me Me: that’s why your car messed up now
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@MrWilin
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Bitches be cryin over dudes that wear size XS.. GIRL… beat his ass & go home
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@MrWilin
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2 years
im always saying “Never Again” and then i be Again’ing
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@MrWilin
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2 years
yeah i hold grudges, cause why would you do that lol
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@MrWilin
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"Are you ok?" no my stomach always hurts
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2 years
i be in my head fighting for my fucking life
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@MrWilin
MrWilin
2 years
Since yall are soo in Love switch phones for Valentine’s Day
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@MrWilin
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1 year
Girlz be like "im going to bed" and go on tiktok for 2 hours
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@MrWilin
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1 year
She's a 10 but is already excited about Halloween, so she's actually a 13
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@MrWilin
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2 years
Back shots in front of the mirror >>>
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@MrWilin
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2 years
if you eat breakfast every morning ima just assume you got your life figured out
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@MrWilin
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2 years
God knew I’d be too strong if he didn’t give me anxiety
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@MrWilin
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2 years
i will be flirting telepathically today so if u start giggling out of nowhere that was me
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