Florian Bettencourt Twombly
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How to tell if you have gay brain:
You read this as "it's giving season" instead of "it's giving season."
If you understand the distinction between the two identical sentences you may be eligible for compensation
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About to watch a movie and this grown ass man pulls out a suitcase, takes out and assembles a ventriloquist doll, and gives him popcorn. He informed us his name was Raymond.... Honestly the guy was funny and charming about it, but still...
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How it started ➡️➡️➡️ How it's going
(I love the Olympics)
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Is it still technically considered a nip slip when you're the one causing the slip?
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So, Boston, we meet again. Seems sketch
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When I tell you I am so in love with Lord Bridgerton
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Okay, but J.Crew corduroys are where it's at
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I look like a whole ass MAN today wtf is happening
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The homosexual urge to turn all t-shirts into tank tops that barely cover the nipples
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Channeling the spirit of Lady Di for Diana, The Musical tonight
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Officially 36 today. Wild that I'm now closer to 40 than I am 30, but what even is age
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Out here dressed like I'm delivering packages for UPS
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I could not possibly be less interested in getting off the couch today
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As someone who normally does not particularly like being in Boston, I have been having a rather enjoyable time
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Trying to look at gay as possible at the gym in this super conservative little town just to make the rednecks sweat a little
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I spend so much time on the sofa that we are becoming one and the same. Come sit on me
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I hate to say it, but I found Feud: Capote Vs. the Swans to be such a slog. With all the amazing actresses in the show I had very high hopes, but I found Capote to be such an irredeemable character that I hated every moment he was on screen, which was 99% of the series 😞
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I struggle to build any visible muscle in my upper body, but at least my ass has proven responsive to workouts? Small wins
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I'm still alive
and posting a pic that went on insta over a week ago
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So which one of y'all is going to come lie on the couch and watch tv and eat junk food with me tonight to keep me from going out and spending more money? Hmm?
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Really feeling the straight from gym to bed pipeline tonight
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I hear gays love pit pics, so I'm just gonna indulge in a little attention seeking behavior and post these. I mean honestly, what is Twitter good for if not attention seeking behavior
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Happy Christmas! I made
@Trevorlcollins
take approximately 85 photos just to get these two that I deemed acceptable for posting
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And just like that I'm on a train to Boston to see a boy who lives less than ten minutes away from the house I sold and the life I left there just last year. Happy New Year, y'all
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Literally the gayest things you can imagine
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The gym?
On the lord's day?
More likely than you think
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First haircut in over a month and I feel alive
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I think I'm breaking all the rules set forth by the brilliant Chet Hanks for dressing for a white boy summer
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This 🚬 is now fully vaccinated and ready to get the summer started
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I finally got out of bed and went and signed up for a gym membership after not working out all month. Please clap
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If you don't look ridiculous and match your running shorts and running shoes, did you even run?
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My Google Pixel 6 Pro arrived! Sorry iPhone friends, but the green text bubbles aren't going anywhere...
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So, I was just getting dressed to go pick up lunch, and I'm sorry, but when did I start looking like a whole ass MAN?
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Princess Di and I. The black sheep of the family.
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moved in to my new place and back on my old shit
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Today marks 10 years since leaving Oklahoma and moving to the Northeast. What a transformative 10 years it's been. 27 to 37. Marriage, divorce, grad school, career changes, four different states, deaths, love, loss, life, and so much growth. Can't wait to see what's next 💕
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I'm not actually missing the tip of my middle finger, contrary to how it appears
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Guess who turned 37 today and is dressed like it's Halloween, not the end of January 🕷️🎉
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Did you know 7-11 sells extra tall cans of diet coke
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Saturdays are for the boys
(and by boys I mean myself)
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Rewriting my narrative. I'm no longer telling people "I'm unemployed." Instead it's now "Oh, I don't work." Really adds an air of mystery and intrigue
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Apartment hunting may be a nightmare but I got a workout in and I'm wearing my go-to shirt and shorts so at least my mood has improved 🥲
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It's Saturday night and I made it to a drag show in Brooklyn and I'm back home and sober on my couch before midnight thirty please clap
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Above all else I am lazy, so tonight I just put on some of my riding gear and I'm going as an equestrian. At the very least it draws attention where I want it
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Every day I work a little more towards my goal looking like the man in the Tom of Finland drawing behind me
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Honestly, fuck NYC apartment hunting. I am not entering a damn bidding war for an apartment. Why did I waste my time viewing the apt, gathering all of this info, and submitting it just for them to realize they could start a bidding war and make more money. Fuck off
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Will someone please come entertain me?
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I may be cold and miserable, but I did make it to the gym on a Saturday so that's something 💪🏼
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HALP. WHICH OF THESE NEARLY IDENTICAL GLASSES DO I CHOOSE
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Good lighting is the difference between looking haggard or refreshed when you're in your 30s. There is no middle ground
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I can't with this little babe snoring on my chest 🥺
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My MCE order arriving on the first day of pride month? That's gay rights
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