*impulsively buys a private island *frolics on the island for several weeks *gets Mastercard bill in the mail WHAT THE F--oh yeah the island

thinking about getting more into Acesulfame-K

@KLobstar Clearly a great boy, I’m so sorry

@seandunn76 thank you sir that's very sweet

RT @MrMichaelRose: [buying batteries] well I don't know, what's the most popular size

a vampire has moved into my neighbourhood but I just don’t trust him

RT @MrMichaelRose: imagine a water pistol but instead of shooting squirts of water it shoots bullets

@SolitaryBoy1250 free gas tastes better imo

RT @Cpin42: If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting

chickens are the only animals with bones

all the hits are here

@Lone_Wolf_Awoo that’s exactly what I was thinking!!! 🥤

@Lone_Wolf_Awoo looking forward to discussing what our safe word should be 😉

RT @MrMichaelRose: The President's Ass Is Missing! (1978, thriller)

apparently this size poster is referred to as “Locandina” (playbill)

RT @buttsword: i peel a banana revealing a gun on the inside

@SolitaryBoy1250 This generally doesn’t bother me much but I do sincerely believe that people should put their phones fully away when they’re watching a movie

David Lynch spent his life making art, smoking cigarettes and inviting us into a world of dreams; did we recognize this place? Had we been there before? Or were we there already? He lived a long life, long enough to share many mysteries, but not long enough for this to seem fair.