Jade told me I need to use Twitter more often, so this is my attempt… how did I do? 🤨

@Jay_Lane_69 @JadeVow @Leila_Lane_ Let’s make that happen. We’re due a trip to the USA anyway

@Jay_Lane_69 @JadeVow @Leila_Lane_ We’re the same. You and I 👀

@Kofii001 @ViolaAppleton6 @SiphoSensimbi @NobleBenz @Cobratate The fact your mind went to consent, when that hadn’t been mentioned anywhere is probably something you should think about.

@StephenR83346 @JadeVow Jade measured it a couple years back. It’s about 8 inches. 9 when reaaaaally hard.

@JayBee333333 @JadeVow She spent a solid 10 seconds stating her case.

Video link: Featuring the hungry sausage gobbler: @xbobbiesworld

@StevenAnde52939 Mount erectus

Legend has it, she still hasn’t bettered this sexy pose.

@xBobbiesworld Amarite?

@JadeVow Oh hey Josh. Lolz I control allllllll the phones.

Honestly have no recollection of this. It’s partly why we have the camera. Not protection but reminders of what we got up to whilst drunk Apparently Jade & I were three way snogging some girl & id never have known I think we need a live cam show - like big brother

@tree1034 @JadeVow @88E88 Waheeeyyy

@JadeVow @88E88 They live on the sea. A deserted pirate just lays on a random island eating seagulls.

@pzaslut Oh I know. A legendary character. I only could wish to be as cool as him.

@88E88 So I’m one step scruffier than an ordinary pirate. Im a homeless pirate 😁

@pzaslut I could be a lot worse than hunk from OZ. Thanks 😁😁😁

@xBobbiesworld Update: I did not 😭

@xBobbiesworld @reubenangrik @PicturesFoIder I wasn’t even thinking about that song tonight! Now it’s there. Right in my noggin.