This is David. He is the Head of English and regularly attends data meetings where he has no idea what is going on and he just wants to get back into his John Le Carre. #CatTeachers

@virginmedia how do I go about raising an issue with one of your employees? They’re parking their Virgin Media van literally on the edge of my driveway access, making it impossible for us to use our drive safely. They’re also dangerously close to the road junction

I would simply love an explanation… @ScottishPower @MartinSLewis @BBCWatchdog @ofgem Worth pointing out my balance hasn’t dropped below £900 credit in the last three years…

Finally done! #ChristmasMorning

Woke myself up about half an hour ago dreaming about Julie Etchingham announcing that @GreggsOfficial was on the brink of collapsing into administration. It was so real I’ve had to check online. How does my mind even work…

@rlrossi64 @hubhotels Not a clue. Assuming it’s something to due with the waste pipes or something. Can’t work out where it’s coming from but it’s every five minutes or so and lasts about 2 minutes. Very off putting!

I’m just starting out on learning #BSL - when you’re watching someone do the signs to copy them, do you match their hand or is it already flipped in the videos? Example below. Would I sign this using my right hand as she does, or is it already mirrored so I copy the side?

Now that we have dark mornings, I am loving how cosy my office feels. #IgnoreTheMess

Giant Yorkshire pudding appreciation post… #Homemade #GlutenFree

Is this a joke @ScottishPower? If we’re paying you so much that you can afford to do this, maybe just lower everybody’s bills a little and scrap this ludicrous lottery. When you keep putting my bill up despite being £1k in credit, this seems like the most ridiculous idea ever!

Pretty pleased on my summer refurb project! First pic is after we just moved in as I forgot to take a proper ‘before’ 🙄. Few more finishing touches to add, but not sure on the new bedding and possible new curtains. Thoughts?

Does anyone else reach some sort of critical mass when doing something strenuous, meaning you go from 😖 to this ⬇️ almost instantly and then there’s no way back. Absolutely withered here…

@PearsonEdexcel This is the link I’m using but I can’t get in. I’ve checked the criteria on the website and the password I sent before meets the criteria, I believe?

@PearsonEdexcel @nicczxw Hi - I’m having issues logging in as it’s requesting I change my password and it is refusing to accept any new password saying it’s easily guessed, evening when using a strong password generated by my computer.

@gasolinethrive It is! I’m not sure what the rationale was for putting toilets in people’s offices but I’ve got one, the Head has one, and the Head at my old school also had one 🤷🏻‍♂️ #toiletroyalty

Geordie classic in the garden. Is there anything better than a ham and pease pudding stottie? #sundayvibes

RT @GarySpedding: Newcastle has united in opposition of fascism, racism, islamophobia and bigotry. The far-right are nowhere to be seen! h…

Absolute first world problems but @marksandspencer have stopped selling the work trousers I’ve been wearing for the last 5 years. Cannot seem to find an equivalent 😭😭😭😭 #BackToSchool

@IKEAUKSupport Thank you - I feared as much! Gateshead is my nearest but it seems to be out. Gutted as it is the perfect two tone for my office at work!