Scottenheimer
@MrGreatScott2U
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Pro wrestler, pro human rights, The Toast Of The 3rd Coast. For booking inquiries, contact me telepathically đ§
The Great Lakes
Joined December 2012
When they donât hit my music when theyâre supposed to
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Twitter but itâs trained courier pigeons with your bros đŠ
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Got drive thru from Churchâs and they forgot my biscuit
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Iâll give the devil his due, he had some classic tag matches! Doesnât really justify giving him a pass for verbally berating someone simply for existing. Also not saying he canât take steps to acknowledge his behavior, grow, and heal! I hope he does!
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@danmillerzone Youâre thinking of City Slickers II: The Legend of Curlyâs Gold. Also a GREAT flick!
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That exact lyric was what prompted this. Guarantee it flew right over my square ass parentâs heads
@MrGreatScott2U Tonight when I chase the dragon, the water will change to cherry wine, silver will turn to gold, time out of mind.
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Listening to Steely Dan is a trip. My parents always used to play it and I never really listened to the lyrics but damn them boys really like using hard drugs
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@EmmaTolkin Wait until you get introduced to the true main character of the show: Ralph Cifaretto
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TOMMY MFâN LASORDA
Baseball desperately needs more managers kicking the ever-loving shit out of mascots. There is no effective counterargument for this.
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@DaniJordyn Everybody hating on truck people until itâs time to move apartments/houses, suddenly everybody wants to be your friend hate to see it
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RT @CiaranRH93: Just 5 Guys starring in an advert for shampoo is the best thing you will see this year!
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Fun Fact! Iâm actually a member of the carpenterâs union (Local 14). If youâre anti-labor, kiss my great ass
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RT @Mr_JCE: How hot is in Texas?? đ„”đ„ This woman BAKED BREAD IN HER MAILBOX!! Roberta Wright, who lives in a suburb of Houston, posted theseâŠ
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