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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
Today’s a great day to love more and hate less.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@WallStreetSilv I’m not sure who this lady is, but I implore anyone who knows her to reach out. Not for a hand out, but for solutions: people needing roommates, better jobs in her skill set, or- if nothing else- just an ear to listen. Inflation crushes wallets and then spirits.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@politico Imagine writing this article while thinking the advocacy of babies is somehow untowards.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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1 year
@nypost Either this is patently false- or the voting age needs to be raised to 35.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@DiscussingFilm Netflix adding ‘dumpster fire’ level business decisions to accompany their most recent content level is not a move i expected this year.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@ScottAdamsSays Friday #45 checklist:.1- declassify all.2- disclosure order (confirm/rebut) ufos.3- final round of pardons.4- ride off to sunset.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@nypost Liars always fear retribution.
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1 year
@nypost What did she think would happen?. I mean she posted a journal documenting her having been railed by nearly 2 dozen strangers for 10 days. Rather than horrified, I’d suggest she start with ‘ashamed’. As in ‘after reflection, I’m ashamed of my behavior’.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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1 year
@LeadingReport Fire up the wood chipper!.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@Figensport A lot of effort- but the results were splendid. Much better overall (if requiring substantially more work) than yoga pants.
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@nypost Benadryl is an antihistamine- not a decongestant. It’s one of the most inexpensive and most effective antihistamines on the planet. Every household should have it in stock as a possible emergency ward against sudden anaphylactic shock (such as from bee stings).
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@Morbidful Definitely a victim of fowl play.
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@JackPosobiec Parents: teach your children self-defense.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@historyinmemes Violette Morris as an Unexpected Nazi Sympathizer/enabler that ultimately led to their conviction and execution was a plot twist I admittedly didn’t expect.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@nypost Their fingers may have been cutoff, but it wouldn’t have been for ‘worship’. They literally battled with swords and daggers and axes. Lots of nubs all the way around.
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@nypost As point of clarity: Lia can compete in the Olympics. Lia is not banned. Lia merely must adhere to the genetics at play when doing so. It’s not that hard.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@_MLFootball I like Tua, but if I were the dolphins I wouldn’t reset the market with him.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm Strange that Batman would ally with the Aztecs, who were quite literally, the villain of their story.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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1 year
@TulsiGabbard Wanted to take a moment to thank you for continuing to bravely speak with pronounced and articulate eloquence on important topics such as this.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@kylenabecker There is misinformation alright. And it’s coming straight from the top.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@DiscussingFilm Obligatory what could possibly go wrong.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@DiscussingFilm I’m sure it will be lovely.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@MyLordBebo @DarnelSugarfoo Tragic. From beautiful to….
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@Clemson247 Can’t tell your team they’re on the clock to win a national championship and then complain about fans holding you to the standard you’ve set. I’d also suggest you can’t command a top 5 salary if your expectations don’t align with that as the program goal.
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@dom_lucre All joking aside, this is literally awful news.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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9 months
@MailOnline In fairness, she does bear a striking resemblance to Lizzo.
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@BoundingComics I think South Park already covered this angle.
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@Cernovich Brussels - and the WEF- wants to flood Poland and Hungary with non-Causasians. It’s pretty clear. Western Europe has willingly immolated; hopefully Eastern Europe stands their ground
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@nypost Imagine believing this.
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@RossDellenger Having the originals under lock and key makes sense. Not providing copies to the signatories seems a lot like legal malfeasance.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@BoundingComics It affected change, alright. I changed my habits when it became clear the show was, unconsciously, biased towards its own source material and was a midden heap of garbage.
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@OnlyFansPostinL If she’s seen the light and reformed, then this is the ultimate win. Grace sees us improve- first by improving ourselves. The book of Hosea is (or has within it) a wonderful testament to the power of redeeming love. I hope she finds it.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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1 year
@UpdatingOnRome Given that it’s Netflix, there’s a High likelihood of it being wholly excremental.
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1 year
@disclosetv I’d encourage her too. Stand with Gaza- in Gaza. Adjacent to Hamas leadership. Have convictions!. (I do not support her position for clarity ).
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@DudespostingWs It’s a delayed W, but a W nonetheless. Leave the Ho and saving the daughter qualifies.
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1 year
@Breaking911 I wouldn’t think it needed to be said, but apparently it does: . there is not now, nor has there ever been, a justification - or an appropriate time of ‘determination’- for infanticide.
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1 year
@NBCNews The only question is why are they standing alone? Their recommendation is on point.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@stillgray Good news! Since they’re all gathered in one place: sweep in, and happily export them to a home destination!.
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1 year
@nypost Thanks for clarifying that he’s alive!.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@realpfigueiredo Sad to see the communist have claimed Brazil. It’s always next to impossible to ‘vote them out’ if it’s not done immediately.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@Oilfield_Rando Sam Walton was fantastic. Hugely patriotic, lots of American sourced items, the whole nine yards. Now (long after he’s passed) the average Walmart can’t stock enough Chinese wares all the not being kept to the same standards as Sanford & Sons’s.
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@gatewaypundit Joining ‘Rage against the Machine’ in the dust bin of rock bands fighting *for* the establishment. Rubbish!.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@sisterinferior lol this so spot on as to a plausible technical / situational reason I literally spat coffee. Awesome,.
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2 years
@romanhelmetguy Little known fact: the world would do well with more Romans, Knights and Vikings. Another spate of Founding Fathers wouldn’t hurt. Spartans to enforce order would be a great start to boot.
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@nypost You gotta fight for your marriage- including knowing yourself and your situational limitations. IOTW, Brava to her!.
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@nypost Appears that he may be a violent racist as well. Sad.
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@disclosetv Incoming brown shirt brigade.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@JohnsonHildy As a parent, you can’t turn away from your daughter. You don’t have to accept it- you can and should hold her to account for it. However, you have to be ready to catch her when she’s ready to leave. There are few lost causes, and this isn’t one.
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@Breaking911 You had me at alligator moats.
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@DiscussingFilm Sounds like an idea soon to be proven as bad.
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@PatMcAfeeShow Hope the defibrillators are nearby. Thought immediately of Christian Eriksen.
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@TheMorganTShow 3 touchdowns. However, if Clemson wins, the narrative will shift first that FSU was (always) a pretender and not that Clemson is ‘back’. Any national Clemson is ‘back’ narrative will only be established week over week, win by win, grinding it out. The Duke loss was the chefs.
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@LeadingReport Absolutely agree with the idea.
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@UpdatingOnRome Yep. Netflix will- almost assuredly- do everything in their power to denigrate the myths, while putting the most outrageous and improbable take on them. I hope to be wrong- but the odds are in fact lower than August Caesar walking the streets of Rome tomorrow.
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@UpdatingOnRome Let’s see: a sequel that had no need of being made at all, helmed by a director who botched Napoleon that’s itself filmed in an era mad with vilifying its very subject matter?. I mean: What’s to be nervous about?.
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@Cernovich “How dare you release this? How dare you provide transparency to motives and causality? How dare you provide succor to the community?” demanded the mayor of Nashville, Xir Toto the Communist Clown.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@avl_mike @The33rdTeamFB Better overall. Still some painful losses (Burns, Bozeman, Luvu)- but better overalll in aggregate.
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@KeenanPeachy I think you've likely reached it, all things considered (e.g. devoid of any specifics). Your pup is 91. That's an amazing run. Also, 1300$ for 'assorted blood tests and an xray' seems a bit high, but perhaps it's on point for your local economy.
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@WillKunkelFOX Any coach that loses 16 (1-16) should be. With that said, no need to wait. Reich should be let go Tonight.
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@UpdatingOnRome It's a great reminder that only approved thought processes are allowable in the modern Hive Mind.
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@gatewaypundit May the good Lord provide grace and shelter for the babe forever.
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@greggutfeld @TheLastRefuge2 Defend yourself- always. Try to avoid, yes- but fight as if your life depends on it. Regardless, the instigator should be jailed.
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@AdamCrigler It’s only vigilante if Justice is denied.
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@ufob0t I’m guessing evidence of our predecessors, likely before they were wiped out during the end of Younger Dryas period. Back when Antarctica was populated.
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@NapoleonBonabot Sad to hear the Movie I was most looking forward to seeing this winter has, in fact, already met its Waterloo.
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@gatewaypundit Equal parts impressive by the Professor and utterly and horrifyingly unacceptable for anything used in any official capacity, let alone an election.
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@alexzietlow05 Have to put a product that’s worth investing in to drive attendance. I was there today (with the family). Relatively exciting game, but the offense is Rhulean. Hopeless.
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@RyanGirdusky A very well-spoken young man, replete with both cogent thought and logical articulation.
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@townhallcom @SenKatieBritt Senator Britt is impressive. May she remain so.
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@stillgray California. Oregon. And Washington (state and DC).
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@ItalyinIsrael @ItalyMFA_int @IsraelMFA @elicoh1 @IsraelinItaly Oh no. Not this way. Not here. Seriously.
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@rawsalerts Remove standard time- keep daylight savings time. Daylight Savings Forever!.
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@JackPosobiec @GabrielUrbinaTM Unbelievably transparent racism and discrimination on behalf of the director. For transparency alone, he should be commended. For all other aspects, his racism and discrimination should be shunned, shamed and castigated.
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@MBakerTBTimes A good reminder that while sunlight is the best disinfectant, so very few people actually want that disinfectant applied when it would apply to them.
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@thinking_manc Awesomeness! Grace, light and a long life to him!
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@JackPosobiec Marxists. Everywhere.
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Such an unequivocal truth!.
@ConceptualJames
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It's a stupid, stupid question, and it's an even stupider moment where normal, otherwise decent and intelligent people don't immediately apprehend that the OBVIOUS answer is and always has been to treat individual people as individuals, not members of racial collectives.
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@avl_mike To eliminate the conundrum, hand over playing calling. Perhaps fresh eyes on the playbook can breathe life into this corpse.
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@CitizenFreePres Racists everywhere- including in female PoC art directors.
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@VigilantFox Commies are always gonna commie, especially with an election looming.
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@MailOnline A tale as old as time: Elect a racist, get racist behavior.
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@Cernovich This take is so spot on it hurts. It’s Evil. All the way around, in every conceivable way.
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@KeenanPeachy Clemson University. Not directly Catholic or Christian- and it’s 3000 miles away from California… but it’s a college town and its engineering program is definitely ’good’ (more than, actually. It’s incredible. There’s something special about those hills.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@MaryMargOlohan Another reason why my vote- which he had in 2020- will go elsewhere.
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1 year
@nypost Block and deny their unlawful entry. Through any and all means.
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@Brett_McMurphy @LarryWilliamsTI Fair- And Other ACC schools should Heed Notre Dame as soon as they add full football member to their included sports resume within the ACC.
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@TheCinesthetic Last time, in the wild, Leonardo was found cavorting with a woman over 25.
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@nypost Pleased to announce I’ll continue not shopping at Target. - note: this predates any ‘backlash’ and is wholly unrelated.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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@JonathanTurley Given the "4+4+4=unanimous" madness/math at play, it likely won't matter.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@amuse We now know the culprit. Undeniably.
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@TheInsiderPaper Not all heroes wear capes.
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@libbyemmons Was it hubris to think they could run it without OKeefe or the plan to shudder it because of the uncomfortable truths they historically exposed?. Or both?. I’m leaning towards both.
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@ColumbiaBugle It’s always been about getting Trump out. Since they day the unthinkable happened in 2016- all of it, and everything. The 2000$ ‘no can do’ is a small price to not-pay to ‘blame Trump’ for losing in Georgia, and excise the GOP of Trump. The larger question is the ‘after’.
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1 year
@dom_lucre That would be the breast outcome possible.
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@MrCaptainCrash
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2 years
@amongsttheashes Good luck to you both. Make the most of this second chance.
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@nytimes Scarowinds rolling out months early this year.
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@MailOnline Arrest all the assailants. Prosecute them all. Manslaughter- or, if they were armed, for murder. No justice. No peace.
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