@WresWithAbusers @DamianBloo93901 Because the police would speak to the alleged perpetrator of a crime, give them the crime number and tell them the advice they gave the person who reported it. This would happen.

@WresWithAbusers @DamianBloo93901 My favourite part is that I wouldn't know any of this, the things that he's done or even the existence of this twitter account if it wasn't for him constantly drawing attention to it. He promotes you better than his own shows.

@Focus_entmt have you thought about including some sort of armoury data trade in system so absolutely useless players like me can eventually play with the fun weapons? Something like ten greens for one purple.

@UberEats why is your support team ignoring me when I told them I could prove your driver didn't make a genuine delivery attempt?

@Uber_Support Any chance you could try again, but this time set me up with someone who doesn't outright refuse to listen?

@healingwiinds That'll be handy, as it'll mean you don't lose out as much when they don't deliver your food but keep the money anyway

If you really want to see a child cry, order them some food on @UberEats and then just enjoy the show when it doesn't arrive. For extra fun, request a refund and watch them lie

@UberEats will steal your food and then tell you you're not eligible for a refund

#KAOS #Netflix you need to get your head around the idea that your customers are getting older and don't have time to binge a whole series in one go anymore. Give us a chance to prove we like a show before you cancel it, you clowns.

#DPPC24 #dppcpets Franklin waiting for the stream to come back

@lucillesmith659 @brian_lewis67 @g_gosden This isn't even a dogwhistle, you're just yelling it

@RishiSunak Twitter suggested I shouldn't call you a fucking fascist so I won't

@simonjamesjupp @Keir_Starmer Stop whining, snowflake

@andreajenkyns How can you be selected as a parliamentary candidate in the first place when you can't even write? This is appallingly written.

@MashedGhoul Hi mate, just wanted to let you know that this is the stupidest comment anyone's made about anything ever

@Tesco - our food shop was cancelled on the day on Wednesday which was bad enough, but then we discovered today that you've still taken payment for it. It's bad enough that it's at best 50/50 whether our food shows up at all but then you still charge us for it!

@WestfieldHealth do you know when the My Westfield app will be back up and running again? I saw there was some scheduled downtime but expected it to be finished by now. Thanks.

@Tesco 5th time my order hasn't turned up. This time they say the driver attempted it, but no-one came to our house and no-one rang us. That order includes ingredients for my son's birthday cake. The service we get from you is consistently disgraceful.

@PippaCrerar I have never before voted on any reality show, but if it contributes at all to Matt Hancock eating a wombat's bollocks then by God I'll vote now.