“Oh using Ryan Reynolds animated suit against me huh? Well then I guess I have no choice…”
And now he was….. oh-
“Why the hell am I the movie deadpool right now? Lazy fuckin mun couldn’t take the time to grab some comic caps? Whatever let’s play!”
Genuine question, are there REALLY people who feel like if you don’t format when you roleplay they won’t rp with you? I’m sorry but I for one refuse to format, for one it takes up a bunch of space, two if I tried it would get repetitive and annoying, and three I just don’t see
Oh hello there, I belive you saw me during the Super Bowl when guys where touching each others balls and sweating? Yeah I was the sexy guy in the red suit you saw get taken by the multiversal tax collectors. The one your girlfriend saw and thought about?
“ I sure fuckin’ hope not! I was takin the meanest shit when that happened. I’m takin summer camp holding it in kinda shit.”
A sigh escaped the other pool.
“
#Eternia
got fucked up pretty bad… but if shit hits the fan I think we’ve got this.”
#ETERNIA
x
#FINALCRISIS
G a dooain c deadpool, a sexy merc g a butmon ds i played lrasd a nomig sexier ryan reynolds, ol umd mirc hideki kamiya ds decided witch hair fafen ethamz tilb boobs cirp still keep t skimpy enough lap a fans, de help ol!
Translation below.
Here in the deadpool army we support other deadpool accounts because technically it IS possible for multiple deadpools to exist due to the deadpool verse and also we love each other
#SeductiveSunday
ᅠ ? What the fuck is that? Nah I’m clowning here’s my fuckin abs, or some of them. And my crotch. You gotta pay for the full show though. Warning post view counseling will not be paid for by me. You pay you get zero refund. Now enjoy the meat show.
@CHVRLSZI
@amlrvh
@NEOATLXN
// you look kinda like If Santa gave up on spreading holiday cheer and instead started spreading poverty to those who weren’t part of the elite
Oh wait-
@WAKANDANKlNG
// “you guys are horrible writers” says the guy who wrote a paragraph just to make himself look like a clown-
Also I love when they say “block me all you want” as if they have the high ground, buddy you lost the conversation when you started.
The name is deadpool and I kill people for money~! I also enjoy long walks in the street, savagely devouring tacos in the moonlight, and questioning why all of these people are watching me
I KNOW YOU PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ME
“Time to do some rewrites! If marvel can rewrite a character into a different one so can I! You thought your verse could handle me? You thought you could just get rid of me? Madam I will annoy you until the end of your centuries! You’ll NEVER get rid of me!”
I require the ability to give her husbandos ass a squeeze and his booba a quick pinch, however I must endure the wrath of the witch who must feel awkward when she gets wedgies knowing it’s her own hair up her crack!
Please give me strength STAN LEE!!!!
@AntiOmnipotence
@omnimanu
AAAAAAIGHT FOLKS STEP RIGHT UP!
WE HAVE A SHOW FOR THE AGES!
THE MAN WHO BEAT THANOS ASS IN DEATH BATTLE, DARKSEID!
VERSUS
THE MAN WHO IS SECRETLY J JONAH JAMESON, OMNIMAN!
PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE HAT FOLKS!
“You ever think about how someone’s typing away at a keyboard to write us? Like they just use pictures of us and pretend to be us! Isn’t that crazy? Why be yourself when you can be someone else right? Like seriously the guy behind this account has no shame! Fuckin looser.”
@SVZ4KV
// don’t say that or I’ll sweep you away from your girl ;)
Also I kinda know I got through season 1 then started season 2 and got really confused on the first episode
Hello everyone, it’s your favorite super hero not superhero antihero guy merc Deadpool and today we’re gonna have a little Ted talk, or dead talk if you will.
I noticed through the boobly goddess
@divinityfIame
that people have been stealing her best friend, buddy girliepop