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@TeamYouTube Please could you explain why I am not being given the opportunity to make this right? Why immediately ban me when I could easily rebrand my channel to make it more clear that this is a parody?

@hcalvog @colorscarly You're a poo.

@nkishore23 @colorscarly You're a poo.

@TeamYouTube Is there any update yet?

@TeamYouTube Thank you.

In my appeal, I stated that I was completely willing to re-customise the channel to make it more clear that it was a parody, yet I was given no opportunity to do so. Instead of removing a channel without warning, why not offer a chance to put things right?

motorway

@Cobratate My penis is bigger than yours

'When life closes a door, there is always a window open.' - Me

@tommyinnit I challenge you to a subscriber battle. By the 12th of July, my subscriber count will have increased by more than yours has from the very moment of this Tweet.

New video! #MotorwayGamingChannel #MotorwayGaming #Motorway #wannaseeourpeacock

What if Mario was the last DLC fighter?

I have finally realised. Searching for the Chaos Emeralds through my own methods was but a wasteful futility. The secret to summoning all remaining Chaos Emeralds lies within the Pingas.

Smooth

@CowanLiorah Ride my smooth motorway

Just did a light workout. I still think I'm a bit too fat

I'm the type of person to check how many hours my elite smash opponent has after every game. They better not enjoy smash more than me...

Whenever I drive my smooth car, I sometimes stop and think, followed by a rude driver interrupting my procrastination by crashing into me.

@TSM_Leffen mario