jordan garland 🌴🇵🇸
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senior production coordinator: lighting @ r* north / insufferable games man / my opinions are my own and not of r* / @IWGB_GW & @BAFTAgames member / he/him
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For what it's worth my DMs are always open, particularly for BIPOC and/or non cis-males either new to, or looking to get into, the industry and QA.
Games should be an inclusive and inviting space that doesn't prey on any one.
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ui and subtitles for almost all games released in the past 3 years
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been working at rockstar for 10 years today. fucking hell
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we’ve been cooking
Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube:
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"how did QA miss this" - 99% of the time we didn't. qa don't decide what gets fixed, we just point at it
What phrase signals that the person using it doesn't understand your field?
Example: "Computer error."
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vice to see you (again)
Here we go again.
Watch Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 1 Now on YouTube:
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Big fan of this, an in-world shout-out to Doom Eternal QA at id Software.
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i am so immensely proud of all of us who helped make Red Dead Redemption II a reality, and to still see it resonate with so many people is a feeling that's impossible to beat. outlaws for life
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i’m jordan, production coordinator for lighting
@RockstarGames
. been in the industry since 2014, and was a QA Lead until feb 2021.
credited on GTA V & Red Dead Redemption 2
#WhatAGameDevLooksLike
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please don’t dm me asking for confidential info, you fucking idiot
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tomorrow
Watch Trailer 1 on YouTube
Tuesday, December 5 at 9AM ET
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three years ago today, fucking hell.
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yup, it exists
We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone in the GTA Online community for playing with us across 2021.
As we enter our third console generation and with much more to come in 2022 and beyond, here is a look at just some of what’s on the way.
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happy gta vi trailer 1 day to all who celebrate
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here we fucking go lads
Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy – The Definitive Edition
Coming November 11 for PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, PS4, Xbox One, and the Rockstar Games Launcher. Pre-Order Now:
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we are massive
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mornin’. thanks for all the kind words.
now let’s get this bad boy finished
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surprise
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absolutely bonkers the first rdr2 trailer is 5 years old, when i was bit a spry tester
Watch the Trailer for Red Dead Redemption 2, coming Fall 2017 on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One systems.
#RDR2
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you better believe i’m doing this when they finally announce that liz has popped it
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today marks my 7 years at rockstar. fucking hell
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let's goooooo
We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.
Thank you,
Sam Houser
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enjoy
We are happy to share that both GTA Online and Red Dead Online will receive exciting new updates in the weeks ahead.
Details:
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first game i worked on vs latest game i worked on - not bad - happy
#NationalVideoGamesDay
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from monday i'm going moving to a production coordinator: lighting at rockstar north, and boy howdy am i excited for it
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for the love of god please don't hang outside a game dev studio, and ask people going in/out about privileged information. it's not big, clever, or even remotely funny.
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helicopters are cool, you little nerds
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@videotech_
for me it’s the length of the game that makes it un-filmable. the act of playing is definitely a factor, but being with arthur for 60 odd hours makes it so personal. unless you drew that out to 7/8 tv show seasons, which has its own problems, it just isn’t the same.
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more than one reason to celebrate today, as it marks by 8 (eight!) years at rockstar.
from qa to production, from lincoln to north, i’ve done it all (not actually)
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goodbye jordan garland production coordinator: lighting
hello jordan garland senior production coordinator: lighting
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thanks king
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from saturday 9th december @ 1pm GMT, two rockstar north QA testers (
@nibmckay
& Jack Hoxby) are doing a 24h minecraft twitch stream for
@echcharity
, funds raised will be matched by rockstar.
donations:
stream:
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today i turn 30, so to celebrate i decided to go to a fucking glacier and snowmobile up it
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The Queen has tested positive for Covid and has "mild cold-like symptoms" but expects to carry out light duties this week, says Buckingham Palace
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the idea of chris pratt saying “it’s me, mario” at the climactic point during the final battle of the movie, has sent me spiralling into an abyss i’ll never return from
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i keep them open for a reason. if you ask me for anything you’re getting blocked from orbit
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i cannot emphasise enough how much the fidelity and detail of 20 second ue5 tech demo from a fixed point will absolutely not translate into an open world game
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blood money trailer tomorrow y'all
Look out for a host of new Red Dead Online: Blood Money details at the Rockstar Newswire tomorrow, including the debut of the official trailer:
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when the environmental storytelling is a bit on the nose
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lincoln now has the same shops as an open world racing game
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this’ll be my first update since becoming a qa lead, so i’m particularly pumped for Tuesday.
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here's the blood money trailer 🤌🩸💵
Step into the criminal underworld of Red Dead Online: Blood Money on July 13, and prove you are willing to get your hands dirty in service to notorious and well-connected members of Saint Denis society.
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qa are devs you dork ass losers
Bungie’s leadership has referred to the QA team as “non developers” in a meeting.
Bungie has fired 10% of their internal QA department between early October & early November.
Via
@IGN
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check out this sexy ass artwork (not to mention my last hurrah as QA)
This just in, hot off the wire: A New Source of Employment for outworkers and hired guns roaming the frontier in Red Dead Online.
Make sure to check your unopened parcels for three new solo missions arriving via telegram:
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hello new followers. just a psa that i rarely talk about work, and when i do i can’t say much, and definitely nothing that hasn’t already been announced. my feed is about 20% mushroom, 20% my goblin cat, and 60% shaking my head whenever keir starmer utters anything
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it’s moving day, leaving lincoln for edinburgh, after living here for nearly 11 years. and, because of the fucking internet, the phrase “deyassification of the riddler” is all i can think about
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not to dunk on other departments either, far from it. software is chaos, particularly games, and bugs are an inevitability. with deadlines looming priorities shift, hard choices are made.
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i beg of you please do 6 seconds of research before posting speculation about how game dev works.
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it's (finally) crime time
Explore new criminal possibilities in Red Dead Online: Blood Money including robberies, shakedowns, and other lawless activities, each leading to the potential of greater rewards — and all with no upfront investment necessary.
Play Now:
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nobody is safe. how the fuck is this sustainable. the games industry needs to unionise yesterday
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every single NPC in gran turismo 7 looks like they're lifted straightfrom hr-mandated antitrust & data security training
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we're hiring not one but two Cinematic Lighting positions at rockstar north, if you like the idea of me passively-aggressively asking you to log your hours.
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surprise
We are pleased to announce that we will remake the iconic Max Payne and Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne, in a new development agreement with Rockstar Games.
Read the full press release here:
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welcome to cayo perico 🏝💰💰💰
Prepare to infiltrate the remote island compound of the world’s most notorious drug dealer in Grand Theft Auto Online’s biggest, most daring, and action-packed addition yet: The Cayo Perico Heist.
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dms closed for now cos some cunts just can’t help themselves, but if you’re looking for advice please still reach out
For what it's worth my DMs are always open, particularly for BIPOC and/or non cis-males either new to, or looking to get into, the industry and QA.
Games should be an inclusive and inviting space that doesn't prey on any one.
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you okay babe? you’ve barely touched your platinum jubilee pork corgis 😔
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reminiscing about some of the particularly stupid game modes we concocted while testing gta v, back in the day
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Many of you have been asking about a new entry in the Grand Theft Auto series.
With every new project, our goal is always to significantly move beyond what we've previously delivered. We're pleased to confirm that active development for the next entry in the series is underway.
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we did not forget about dre
In the years since he and his accomplices knocked over the Union Depository, Los Santos hustler Franklin Clinton has been making moves of his own.
Introducing The Contract, a new GTA Online story coming December 15 — featuring Dr. Dre, new music and more:
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what i looked like when gta v came out vs now. fuckin’ ‘ell
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got an embarassingly shitty time trying to beat hao, despite knowing los santos better than any town i've ever lived in
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the key art for The Naturalist is dope, as is the trailer
Track, hunt and study the wonders of the animal kingdom in Red Dead Online’s latest Frontier Pursuit, The Naturalist.
Explore diverse locales, encounter Legendary Animals, wield new weapons, and more.
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EXCLUSIVE The Queen will never live again at Buckingham Palace, her main residence for seven decades. Her Majesty has decided to make Windsor Castle her forever home and will do her future official engagements “predominantly” from Windsor
@thesundaytimes
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i can’t believe i keep having to say this, but what could you possibly aim to achieve by sliding into DMs asking for information about hypothetical unannounced projects? you can shoot your shot, but the only outcome is instant block for respecting boundaries
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shut the fuck up you bootlicking bastard
The Queen’s commitment to Britain is unwavering.
The Queen has improved our country’s reputation around the world – and has stood with us at home, through good times and bad.
Today, on
#ThankYouDay
, we celebrate and give our thanks to Her Majesty.
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do you know how many times i've been asked about "whens the new blahblahblah coming out?", as a 'funny' 'joke'? It's shite patter, before you even get onto how brazenly insulting it is.
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hello new followers! re-upping my reminder that if you ask about anything project-specific, particularly if it hasn't been announced through official channels, you'll be blocked from orbit. i'm not marketing, at the end of the day i'm just Some Guy
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