Moog Rogue Profile Banner
Moog Rogue Profile
Moog Rogue

@MoogRogue

Followers
5,721
Following
1,782
Media
1,005
Statuses
3,747

center-right independent and author of above-average satire or your money back.

USA
Joined February 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
19 days
FBI: We Would Have Caught Diddy Earlier But He Kept Changing His Name
Tweet media one
123
503
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
1 month
@jackfromohio That SKU unlocked Windows 95
49
257
18K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
4 months
Stephen Colbert Interrupts Fauci Hearing with Stirring "Oh Captain, My Captain!" Recital
Tweet media one
400
1K
9K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
EPA: Giant Glowing Orb in Sky Appears to be Permanent
Tweet media one
172
616
9K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
NASA Lunar Rover Captures Clearest Images of John Kerry’s Carbon Footprint
Tweet media one
130
2K
8K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
3 months
Biden Ends Re-election Campaign to Focus 100% on Booby-Trapping White House for Trump
Tweet media one
215
1K
7K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Yuri Gregarin's First Words in Outer Space: "My God, It's a Circle"
Tweet media one
86
479
7K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
American Airlines Testing New Escher-Class Seating
Tweet media one
191
465
6K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Tech Billionaires Hastening Towards Self-Sustaining Luxury Escape Pod Assure Reporters They’ll Be Back Soon
Tweet media one
91
314
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
Supreme Court: Second Amendment Protects Flamethrower-Guitar Hybrids
Tweet media one
146
625
6K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Lady Justice: “You Know I Can Still Hear You, Right?”
Tweet media one
62
642
6K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
2 months
Tim Walz Introduces Himself to Nation Next to Warm Flame of Riot-Torched Walgreens
Tweet media one
354
2K
6K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Royal Courtier Stephen Colbert Doth Butter the Sovereign with Obsequious Praise
Tweet media one
281
728
6K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
5 months
Biden Agrees to $1 Billion Arms Shipment to Israel, But It’s All Nunchucks
Tweet media one
230
807
6K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Metallica Passes Undetected Through LAX Metal Detector
Tweet media one
134
417
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
John Oliver Wins Another Argument With Ruthlessly Edited Video of Home-Schooling Mother
Tweet media one
153
399
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
In Lieu of Cognitive Test, President Biden Will Finish A Bowl of Butterscotch Candies
Tweet media one
165
608
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
Mark Zuckerberg Fails Turing Test After Chatbot Asks Him What He Does For Fun
Tweet media one
303
558
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Study: 9 Out of 10 Pets Have No Idea What You Do for a Living
Tweet media one
83
344
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
5 months
Bold New Apple Ad Shows Giant Industrial Vacuum Sucking Cash Away From Indie Software Developers
Tweet media one
70
282
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
KISS Army Apprehends 1,000 Deserters at Canadian Border
Tweet media one
66
336
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Harvard Would Have a Better Euphemism for Plagiarism but There’s Nobody Left on Campus Who Knows How to Think
Tweet media one
146
805
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
3 months
Secret Service: In Our Defense, The Grassy Knoll Was Also Quite Slopey
Tweet media one
121
860
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
3 months
Biden-Harris White House All But Depletes Strategic Reserve of Racist Strawmen
Tweet media one
64
745
5K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Overwhelmed Rescue Divers Union Begs Airlines to Slow DEI Hiring
Tweet media one
62
557
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Corn Maze Operator Pleads with John Oliver to Stop Attacking the Straw Men
Tweet media one
30
235
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
New Rape Whistle Quietly Reminds Victim to Consider Intersectional Justice Before Reporting a Crime
Tweet media one
169
582
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
Breaking: Radio Shack’s AI Model Leaps Ahead of OpenAI and Google to Achieve Artificial Superintelligence
Tweet media one
63
286
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Retiring Mitch McConnell Begins Long Swim Back to Ancestral Breeding Grounds
Tweet media one
62
403
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
11 months
Arby's Unveils Fifty-Foot-Roll of BeefSheets
Tweet media one
76
264
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Boeing Asserts Their Highest Priority Is That Their Planes Go "Boeing!" As They Fly
Tweet media one
52
167
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Hobbiton Fails Another DEI Audit
Tweet media one
66
353
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Google’s Gemini AI Invents New Quantum-Shifting Physics to Avoid Depicting White People Favorably
Tweet media one
162
684
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
World's Climate Scientists Advise: 'Just Enjoy Your Last Few Summers'
Tweet media one
226
325
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
President Biden Shows Off Mental Acuity By Reciting Nuclear Codes to Foreign Press Corp
Tweet media one
120
413
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
"Guitar!" Verbal Cues to Self-Indulgent Guitar Solos Down 90% Since 1989
Tweet media one
27
131
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
2 months
Trump Takes Rally Stage to Royalty-Free Static from a 1907 Edison Cylinder
Tweet media one
45
286
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Win-Win! Climate Protesters Agree to Lie Down in Potholes
Tweet media one
99
368
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
2 months
James Carville Raises Skeleton Army of Democratic Voters
Tweet media one
153
583
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Leonardo DiCaprio Redeems 1.75 Million NetJets Miles for Zero-Emission Snowmobile
Tweet media one
90
378
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
CERN Scientists Find New Leonard Cohen Particle
Tweet media one
26
128
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
NASA Admits Moon Landing Was Staged on Mars
Tweet media one
69
188
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
11 months
NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Jupiter From Side This Time
Tweet media one
49
142
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
New Prisons Needed to Cope With Surging Popularity of Prison Food
Tweet media one
62
103
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
In Pursuit of 0% Cost of Capital, JPMorgan Trades Corporate Lending Unit for Shohei Otani
Tweet media one
18
123
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
4 months
Massive Lithium Find in Pennsylvania Could Be Enough to Mood-Stabilize Robert De Niro Through Trump’s Second Term
Tweet media one
130
558
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
EPA: Alarming Levels of Demon Skulls in Tap Water
Tweet media one
25
159
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
3 months
Clinton-Harris Showdown to Succeed Biden Would Pitch Awkward, Uncanny Cackles vs. Haughty, Wine-Drunk Cackles
Tweet media one
170
510
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
Report: Canadian Jails Overflowing with People Who Failed to Perform Another Person’s Preferred Folk Ballad on Demand
Tweet media one
52
411
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
11 months
Close-Up View of Moon Provides No Answers
Tweet media one
75
142
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Stephen Colbert Completes Metamorphosis Into Keith Olbermann
Tweet media one
105
275
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Obama Reveals His List of Favorite 2023 Movies Streaming Now on Obama+
Tweet media one
150
177
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Sesame Street’s Newest Resident Will Teach Kids How to Identify Heretics
Tweet media one
21
163
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
1 month
Starved for Attention, Barack Obama Endorses Trump
Tweet media one
254
616
4K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
First Habitable Planet Discovered by NASA Already Teeming with Subway Franchises
Tweet media one
50
195
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
23 days
Israel Under Pressure to Use More Nerf Guns
Tweet media one
62
281
3K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Scientists Now Suspect Bipedal Dinosaurs Were Just Showing Off
Tweet media one
54
172
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
2 months
Trump Promises to Make Handmaid’s Tale Outfits More Revealing
Tweet media one
136
175
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
5 days
Bill Clinton Completes Annual Mating Migration Back to Epstein’s Island
Tweet media one
95
488
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
5 months
Guy Says Nothing You Think He Said in Video Nobody You Know Watched
Tweet media one
64
287
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
11 months
Rage Against the Machine Quietly Rebrands as Resigned Acceptance of the Machine
Tweet media one
42
215
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Posthumous Steve Jobs Memoir ‘Just the Volume Knob, F**kface’ Now Available on Audible
Tweet media one
11
89
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
Democrats: That’s Not Rigor Mortis, That Is President Biden’s Unwavering Commitment to Stand Up for Working Families
Tweet media one
110
233
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Chick-fil-A to Open on Sundays for Those Willing to Renounce Their Faith
Tweet media one
151
204
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
3 months
JD Vance: We Should Make Childless Couples Adopt a Hillbilly
Tweet media one
146
261
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Canadian Health Ministry Website Tech Support Mostly Recommends Euthanasia
Tweet media one
109
517
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
2 months
Marooned Astronauts Resort to Eating Matt Damon
Tweet media one
73
220
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
NASA's Artemis Spacecraft to Harness Earth's Most Impermeable Barrier: The Progressive Bubble Surrounding SNL Writers
Tweet media one
66
193
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
2 months
Increasingly Affluent Bernie Sanders Now Only Targeting Zillionaires
Tweet media one
64
417
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
NYC Mayor: “Arrests Don’t Solve Problems; Individual Bulletproof Exoskeletons for Each Subway Rider Solves Problems”
Tweet media one
228
406
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Hologram CEO Delivers Keynote at CES: "I'm Conscious! Why'd you Make Me Conscious?!"
Tweet media one
21
120
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
NASA: "We Will Have a Man on the Sun by 2030"
Tweet media one
162
101
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
4 months
CDC: Pfizer Stigmata from COVID Vaccine Still Rare
Tweet media one
54
203
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Health Experts Warn: If You Die in a Dream, Your Ghost May Be Permanently Stuck in Whatever Clothes You Were Wearing
Tweet media one
61
86
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
John Kerry Hates Coal Because It Reminds Him of Beefy-Pawed Vulgarians
Tweet media one
64
220
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
5 months
@wil_da_beast630 This is how to identify a women’s rights even in the Middle East.
Tweet media one
3
6
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Self-Deportation Not Just for Immigrants Anymore
Tweet media one
11
104
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
MSNBC Hosts Return to Warm Embrace of Borg Queen for Mind-Link Maintenance
Tweet media one
53
300
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
24 days
White House Aides: Easier to Explain to Joe Biden That He Is Santa
Tweet media one
35
186
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
4 months
Biblical Scholars Posit Jesus Probably Killed Thousands of T-Rexes
Tweet media one
113
140
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Apple Vision Pro Upgrade Removes Ads, Killer Clowns
Tweet media one
16
62
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
2 months
Foo Fighters Songs Now Only Accessible with Notarized Affidavit Listener is a Democrat
Tweet media one
269
238
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
11 months
New Study Finds Majority of God's Blessings Burn Up on Re-Entry into Earth's Atmosphere
Tweet media one
31
123
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
3 months
Southwest Airlines Ditches Life Rafts in Favor of Formal String Quartets Somberly Reciting 'Nearer, My God, to Thee'
Tweet media one
26
153
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Global Temperatures Plummet After Climate Change Conference Canceled
Tweet media one
29
221
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
11 months
Report: No One at Panda Express Wants to Make Eye Contact with Keith Olbermann
Tweet media one
47
120
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Creationist Scientists Acknowledge Evolution of Keytar
Tweet media one
13
48
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Scientists Posit Black Hole at Center of Galaxy an Infinitely Dense Sum of Intersectional Grievances
Tweet media one
10
94
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
Surgeon General Announces New Protocol for Celebrating When a Fat Person Dies
Tweet media one
120
275
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
Retreating Glaciers Reveal Looming Swath of Drunken, Maudlin Canadians
Tweet media one
21
100
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
6 months
Like Always, Earth Day Marked by Earth Doing Nothing For Us
Tweet media one
63
80
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
7 months
Bernie Sanders Proposes 32-Hour Workweek, But You Have to Spend the Other Eight Hours Protesting
Tweet media one
164
231
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
8 months
Report: Justin Trudeau So Embarrassing, Canadians Now Rationing Apologies
Tweet media one
36
202
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
21 days
Climate Scientists: Only Five Years Left to Cash In on the Panic
Tweet media one
45
386
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
19 days
@vanillaopinions Is this skewed by almost every person younger than 20 living 0 miles from mom?
10
7
2K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
9 months
Former GE CEO Jeff Immelt Defends Flying with Spare Jet: “What if the First One Runs Out of Ice?”
Tweet media one
45
242
1K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
10 months
NASA's Mars Probe Missing After Taking a Left Turn Into Space
Tweet media one
59
150
1K
@MoogRogue
Moog Rogue
3 months
Trump Announces Plan to Switch U.S. Reserve Currency to Mar-a-Lago Resort Credits
Tweet media one
130
157
1K