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Yaha logo ke perception ke saath khilwaad kiya jaata hai
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Stopped at a tea stall and after drinking tea I got pressure. I asked tea seller if he has toilet in his stall. He asked me go sit down and went away in his bike. He returned with a commode, pipes, and a syntax tank and Converted his tea stall into toilet. Thank u Manaf bhai.
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Big Breaking: With 40+ Shiv Sena MLAs in Guwahati, Congress is going to meet Assam governor to claim majority in Assam. Big trouble for CM Himanta Biswa.
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Ramzaan mei hindu ladkiyo ke bold cloth dekhna allowed hai but muslim ladkiyo ke nahi.
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Big Breaking: Supreme Court of France summoned editor of Charlie Hebdo. SC of France asked them apologise on national television and said that only Charlie Hebdo is resnposible for attacks in France. Justice Kant welcomed this decision of France.
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lo shuru ho gaya inka 😂😂😂
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Big Breaking: CM Eknath Shinde has asked Uddhav Thakrey and Aditya Thakrey to join his cabinet. Eknath Shinde has asked Uddhav to become Social Justice Minister and Aditya Thakrey to become Minister of Protocol.
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According to sources in Assam CMO, 40 MLAs from Maharashtra has reached to Guwahati to help Himanta Biswa in flood relief works. Their experience of tackling Mumbai rain will be very helpful.
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Big Breaking: CM Mamata Banerjee has blocked airspace of West Bengal for Assam. She has also asked PM of Bangladesh to not allow Assam flights in there airspace.
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Level of Corruption in Yogi's UP. Poles are made of so poor quality material that they started melting in summer.
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@IamNaveenKapoor tum sperm rehke naale mei bhi beh sakte the
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So Kolkata Knight Riders owner Shahrukh khan made Deepika Padukone wear Yellow and called it Besharam Rang. This is how he is defaming Chennai Super Kings.
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Ravish Kumar is upset because he didnt get invitation from Alia-Ranbir. Arre Ravish ji, yeh unki shaadi thi, aapko to Ladka/Ladki hone pe bulayenge na. 😂
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Never saw so clean railway station 😍✌🏻
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Breaking: Uddhav Thakrey's phone unreachable. Sanjay Raut trying to call Uddhav but his phone is unreachable. Even Aditya Thakrey tried to call him but failed. According to sources Uddhav Thakrey's phone is off due to zero battery n he has forgot his mobile charger in CM Bunglow.
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@MahuaMoitra This was said by Claude Mcdonald. John Kennedy quoted his words. Sometimes top google searche results are misleading, you need to dig deeper to find out truth.
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@RanaAyyub This is called sense of judgement. We r not against any mosque or monument, we just want what was taken away forcefully. if ur ancestors were alive today they'd have also done ghar wapsi. There r 1000s of monuments to show to the world, dont start crying when he starts showing.
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@khanumarfa Kya yaad rakhoge didi, itna to yaad nahi ki Hamid Ansari ko Flag ke wajah se nahi balki National Anthem ko salute na karne ka ilzam laga tha. The point is u defended Hamid Ansari but not Jay Shah shows how communal you are. And ofcourse, you drawn salary worth million from Hamid.
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@sagarikaghose @sansbarrier let me teach u something, NRIs are Indian passport holders. They are Indians not Americans. Stick to your fantasy stories of sprem in holi balloons, suits your profile and knowledge.
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We always see how lawyers of LW stand with their people and fight for them for free, even at Supreme Court. But in RW forget about standing with these so called RW lawyers are taking cases against RW people. He is the lawyer who took case against Pokershash and now DesiMojito.
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@azizkavish क्यूं? यह भी ज्ञानवापी के तरह चोरी का है?
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@KhaledBeydoun Yeh bhi 2011 ka hai. Kuchh to sharm karle @lawde
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According to sources in ED: Rahul Gandhi went to toilet for 28 times in 9 hours of investigation.
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@RoflGandhi_ @manojmuntashir Bhai tum bhi to Bhagat Singh ko apna idol maan ke Rohini Singh ke ishaaro pe naachte ho.
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@KhaledBeydoun Yeh bhi 2010 ka hai. ruk jaa besharam.
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@MahuaMoitra According to a research done by NASA, Noise created by Mahua is more harmful than Radioactive elements.
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@MahuaMoitra BJP fielded 7 muslims candidates in 2014 LS and 6 muslims candidates in 2019 LS, none of them elected. The report you are quoting says "muslims usually vote to defeat BJP". Its an unwritten Aayat, taught in every Madarsa and Mosque. And tickets are given to party cadres!
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@atulkasbekar Haha, the moment you choose to write coffee shop instead of Bar, you exposed your fake secularism.
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In 1947, India was divided into a Muslim country and a secular country. in 2022, India is being divided into Muslim area and secular area.
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Just saw a dream that Abhishek Banerjee and Mahua Moitra reached lucknow with 130 TMC MLAs. Too much politics 😭
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Ok busting some bubbles here: Myth-Zubair hiding his 'ears' to avoid facial recognition. Fact- Police has details of every inch of his body. Myth- He is a ghost. No past. Fact- No! Police has every details. 2 kaudi ka google reverse image wala hai. stop making him super spy.
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A Bollywood fan from Bhutan makes a tattoo on his arm of Rajpal Yadav to support him in tough times.
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Maharashtra CM has called PM and asked for appointment. PMO has refused saying 'busy schedule'. ~Sources
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@vinodkapri I just checked, for the 1st time you are tweeting about Forex Reserve in last 7-8 years. You didnt tweet when it reached from $300bn in 2014 to $600 in 2021. Almost double. But now when during War time Forex is decreasing you are tweeting. Now go to Parking and Blow horns.
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@IrfanPathan But more than 20% living in India do not believe in country, for them religion is eveeything. They will cry for Gaza n Syria and celebrate Pulwana. They believe in brotherhood not countryhood. You are among them.
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Welcome back @BefittingFacts 😍
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Turkey relief fund ke naam pe paise utha ke 4-5 crore ka scam kar sakte hai. Kya bolti @RanaAyyub ?
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It feels good to be back. All your love is the reason why I came back. Thank you! 🙏🏻♥️
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@ajitanjum दिल्ली के बाहर भी इंडिया है, जहां 70 साल में AIIMS छोड़ो, बिजली, शौचालय और LPG भी ना पहुंचा था। पिछले 8 सालों में 9 AIIMS बनाए है इस सरकार ने। कभी अपने आंखो से राहुल गांधी का पेल्हर निकाल के देखो तो दिखेगा। IT cell ट्रॉल मत बोलना, तुम जैसे 10 मैंने सिर्फ गोबर लिपने रखे है।
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ED found 52 Crore cash from a close aide of Bengal's Minister. ED found just 11.5 Lakh cash from Maharashtra's MP Sanjay Raut. And people still say Mumbai is finance capital of India 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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And at the end daughter realised her mistake and gave credit for her gold to that hanikarak Bapu only. ✌😚
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Benefits of Side Upper seat in train explained by a friend.
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Ryan became Rian after sex change surgery. (Tumhare tweets batate hai ki tumhare b**bs naye naye hai) 🤣🤣
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@INCUPEast @TajinderBagga हाँ तो इस ख़ुशी में कोई बार डान्सर का प्रोग्राम कराओ।
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Rajasthan shift hone ka time aa gaya haai.
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A Pakistani praising an Iranian for attacking a US citizen and hoping that an Indian will receive same faith. What's common? Religion of Peace.
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शेर ने जरा सा मुंह क्या खोला, सारे गीदड़ो में हलचल मच गई।
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To all the bhakts asking images of Nehur's jail, here are the instruments with whom British used to torture Nehru ji. He sacrificed for our nation.
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Big Breaking: After ED summoned Sanjay Raut in Patra chawl land scam, BJP Leader Devedra Fadnavis called it a conspiracy of MVA to save their government. Fadnavis also requested Sanjay Raut go to HC against ED.
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@shreemiverma Bhakts right now
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Just In: Moments after Sanjay Raut announced to follow silence fasting until Shinde returns to Mumbai, Shinde announced that he will permanently settle in Assam.
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Reality of @bihar_police
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After metro, here come Library. Kahi bhi ho aag, bas aag bujhni chahiye.
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Still true? 😂
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Uddhav calls Mah CM Sonia Gandhi's dogwalker #shivsenarally
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@sakshijoshii आंखों से दलाली की पट्टी हटाओगे तो दिखेगा ना!
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शिवसेनेचे कार्याध्यक्ष श्री उद्धव ठाकरेजी यांनी मुख्यमंत्रीपदाची आज शपथ घेतली. त्याप्रसंगी उपस्थित होतो. त्यांचे अभिनंदन आणि भावी वाटचालीसाठी शुभेच्छा! @OfficeofUT @uddhavthackeray
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@zoo_bear They did it so that likes of you share this video and everyone listen Hanuman Chalisa ✌🏻🚩🚩🚩
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@afreen_fatima_1 और बुर्खा गुलाबी का?
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. @TwitterSupport @Policy suspended @BefittingFacts on 24th Feb. They gave case number #0254103328 on 24th Feb. And since then they are not closing this case. 2 months later, today, they again sent same reply and same case number. How long it takes to close a case? @TwitterIndia
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Nidhi ji in 2017, when she had not discovered make up n filter
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I have decided. I will only marry my disciple. But being disciple isn’t enough. Make an effort & deserve to be there.
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BIG BLOW TO BOYCOTT GANG!! Team of @rohini_sgh , @abhisar_sharma , @vinodkapri , @sakshijoshii , @khanumarfa and @ajitanjum have announced to donate 10000 tickets of Brahmastra to their followers. Boycott gang can cry in corner.
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Big Breaking: Chief Justice of India DY Chandrachud claimed that he is 1st female CJI. More power to her.
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. @BJYM at its best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Share your mobile wallpaper.
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Kejriwal after 1st successful riot in Punjab
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@Swamy39 @ndtv @narendramodi long before you take oath as Finance Minister
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@_sayema other entering hospital: Security: Please put mask on ur face. Sayema entering hospital: Security: Please put masks on ur faces.
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CAA Protests 'have been hijacked by PFI' Farmer Protests 'have been hijacked by Khalistani' Agnipath Protest 'Have been hijacked by tution mafia and opposiotion' Haan bhai humein bhi pata hai that they funded these protests. What govt is doing to control it? wo batao.
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Pehli baar aisa doctor dekha hai jo Unani, Ayurveda and 'Alopath' sab course kiya hai. @uppolice thoda @DrBelal13 ji ki degree check kariye.
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Indira Gandhi did operation blue star without suspending Internet. @AmitShah alot to learn from Indira Ji.
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Look how Congress is fooling people 🤣🤣 fake news peddler @DrDatta01 before and after filter 🤣🤣🤣
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I used to wonder how can a dumb like Rahul Gandhi lead a party n then I saw his supporters!! These dumbs dont even know the difference between illegal immigrants and immigrantion policies 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Modi ji's real face revealed. He is wearing Blue Jacket and Bhagwa Shawl. This proves he is Blue from inside but pretends to be Bhagwa.
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He accepts that they do so but reason bardaast nahi hua 🤣
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#BharatJodoYatra this morning. People going crazy for Rahul Ji Gandhi 😍
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@ShashiTharoor Stop tweeting fron Whatsapp Shashi. This pic was clicked yesterday by one of twitter friends, there are forces deployed and arrangements have been made but tourist and local are allowed. Delete your whatsapp.
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5-5 saal sarkari peon ki job ke liye tayyari karke wale bhi puchh rahe Agniveer se 4 saal job karne ke baad kya karenge.
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@sakshijoshii @DrArindam_IIPM @iipmnews IIPM is a fraud university. UGC has clarified that they have no rights to confer degree. Its director was also arrested for pre gst tax evasion. No doubt, frauds are being awarded by fraud.
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If "Toofan ke pehle ki shaanti" had a face
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Missing Dhoni? Like we missed in 2009 T20 Quarter Final? in which India lost by 12 runs?
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Parali kaatne ke paise nahi hai, kyun saara paisa to ladke ko Canada bhejne mei kharch ho gaye, jo paise bache wo tractor ko modify karne mei aur Thar kharidne mei kharch ho gaye. Rutba to aisa dikhayenge jaise King ho, lekin parali kaatne mei inke ling mei heeng ragad jaati.
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Exclusive pic of Mukesh Ambani under UPA rule
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Yeh galti San Bruno Pipeline Explosion padhlega to bolega America Pakistan se bhi gaya guzra hai. These ch*tiyas see something and then start making it so big that it never happened in any other developed country.
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C in BJP stands for Communication.
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Chacha 😭😭😭😭
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Unka nahi pata lekin, Tere ghar mei baccha hoga to uska credit tharki chacha Nehru ko zarur jayega. 🤣🤣
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KK was not from Kolkata, but he was loved most by this city. No city loved him like Kolkata. Rare to find any youth who had not attended his concert. But what happened yesterday is really shocking. Non-AC, crowded and then fire extinguisher shit. Kolkata owes apology to KK.
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Kantara ka actor hai na yeh? 🤣
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PM of Pakistan since 2014: Nawaz Sharif Imran Khan Shehbaz Sharif Prez of USA since 2014: Obama Trump Biden PM of India since 2014: Narendra Modi. And BJP still has courage to question about president of political parties🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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Clowns @Ashok_Kashmir and @sakshijoshii think that their Wikipedia pages were deleted because of Trolls. These fools have no idea how Wikipedia works. Only administrator can delete pages. Mostly they both gave fake information, thats why it was deleted. @_sayema
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This morning she woke up, and decided to be woke 😂
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LOL. Monu Manesar pe itna outrage hua no one could arrest him. He works with Haryana police in most of cow smuggling related cases. Knowledge jh**nt bhar ka nahi bolna har matter pe hai.
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Mewat Nuh riot ka end result ye niklega ki Hindu sarkar Monu Manesar ko arrest karegi baaki sab theek thaak hai
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Sorry to say but social media hyper hindu these days have become literally C. They want Modi to fight their street battle.Forget street battle, ghar ke saamne kutta bhi mut de to they will expect Modi to come n clean it.
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@zoo_bear Apni khud ki DP dekh le. Khud lagaya nhi hai aur dusre ki chinta kar raha.
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CM Uddhav Thakrey received Best CM ever award from Governor. But paid media is not showing it.
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@swarup58 Babar said this in 1528. any hindu who were against them were not hindu anymore, they were forcefully converted or killed.
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Some users here have very wrong perception that social media plays role in Indian election. Whole social media(excluding whatsapp) can not change even 1% of total votes. Put your phone in pocket and visit local malls, no one gives shit whats happening here. And PM Modi knows it.
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There is no point boycotting qatar airways its a waste of time. instead start unfollowing BJP Ministers, CMs and PM who failed to take action against Saba Naqvi and many. As long as they dont action keep unfollowing and ask everyone to unfollow.
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There is one lady journalist, who played important role in silencing many anti Modi voices who were trying to frame Modi for 2002 riots using fake evidences. Though BJP was not in power but someone from UPA helped CM Modi in this. This lady is biggest Modi 'critic' 😂
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Khud Flag nahi lagaya hai aur dusro ke liye chaudhary ban raha.
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@ReallySwara So human chain to protect mosque is HUMANITY buf human chain to protect Hindu devotees is not humanity. Waah mere desh ke secular.
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