Welcome to the Parody Twitter Elections!
Over the next week, parodies will have the chance to run for President of Parody Twitter!
Parodies can promote themselves however they want, including things such as propaganda or campaigns!
//LET’S FUCKING GO
HOLY SHIT UH- I PREPARED SOMETHING FOR THIS I THINK UH...
Thanks everyone for voting me, and protecting your right. Anyways, sex is now legal. And protected under the law. As long as it’s morally fine sex.
There never was a way for there to be a vice president. But, considering the comical amount of assassination attempts, that all fail due to me being the embodiment of lust.
Here you go. I’ll be hosting it.
//ok so
//kinda demotivated to continue saying the word sex
//and people hate helltaker parodies a lot so
//have a merry christmas and the rest of the holidays, ya motherfuckas
//see ya
There never was a way for there to be a vice president. But, considering the comical amount of assassination attempts, that all fail due to me being the embodiment of lust.
Here you go. I’ll be hosting it.
//ok so I had an idea. You know how Dionysius (the Greek god of wine and shit) is fucking really powerful (and will probably overthrow zeus for prophecy reasons), but the rest of the gods keep him drunk so he doesn’t realize it?
I made a suggestion box. Please use it for that. If you’re going to put a pick up line in, just say it to me. Then I don’t have to wonder who it is that said it.