Modeus, the Demon of Lust (Archived)
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Sex. (Not associated with Vanripper, no art is my own, despite the character and themes, NO NSFW! BAD! PFP by @H3llService )
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This account has officially been Archived.
It was a fun month, everyone.
Have a happy 2024.
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You know, when you think about it, sex is a pretty interesting biological process.
…Wanna see just how interesting it can be?
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I will legalize sex. Vote for me.
Welcome to the Parody Twitter Elections!
Over the next week, parodies will have the chance to run for President of Parody Twitter!
Parodies can promote themselves however they want, including things such as propaganda or campaigns!
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YOU CAN’T LOCK ME AWAY FOREVER ELON! YOU COWARD!
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Hey, what’s your elo, or whatever it’s called? Mines pretty high.
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//LET’S FUCKING GO
HOLY SHIT UH- I PREPARED SOMETHING FOR THIS I THINK UH...
Thanks everyone for voting me, and protecting your right. Anyways, sex is now legal. And protected under the law. As long as it’s morally fine sex.
The results are in!
And the new President of Parody Twitter is Modeus!
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#parodyroaringmadness
(I think?)
Hey, could you people stop killing each other.
It means there’s less people to have-
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//holy shit the actual vitriol of hatred
//I’m considering leaving.
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Alright, go vote.
The votes are officially open!
Vote for your favourite candidate in this form!
Voting ends Friday!
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//Ah, good morning, time to check Twit- JESUS CHRIST!
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//JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TOO MANY QRT AND REPLIES
You know, when you think about it, sex is a pretty interesting biological process.
…Wanna see just how interesting it can be?
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Hey all, Modeus here! Virgins are stupid. Nintendo games are fine though.
Hey all, Scott here! we gotta do something about these uh "Lust Demons," or whatever they are called
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//she may like sex
//but she’s no sex offender
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Alright, vote.
There never was a way for there to be a vice president. But, considering the comical amount of assassination attempts, that all fail due to me being the embodiment of lust.
Here you go. I’ll be hosting it.
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the education system is failing
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Sorry for being gone. I may have been practicing.
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mario is so cool
(sex is cooler though)
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Being dead is boring. So I’m back. Not much sex in hell^2.
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//ok so
//kinda demotivated to continue saying the word sex
//and people hate helltaker parodies a lot so
//have a merry christmas and the rest of the holidays, ya motherfuckas
//see ya
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I intend to do a better job than most US presidents. This will not be hard.
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There never was a way for there to be a vice president. But, considering the comical amount of assassination attempts, that all fail due to me being the embodiment of lust.
Here you go. I’ll be hosting it.
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Eggman, prepare to be out done.
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I’ve got one ready at all times. Now...
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Later.
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Fun fact, did you know larger noses tend to mean larger-
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I’m only allowed to give early access to people who vote for me.
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THAT TREE IS PACKING SOME ROOTS THEN.
//worst tweet.
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//I wonder how long until I have to tap the NO NSFW sign
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I just like sex. That’s the whole gist.
<No, I Fucking Love Em’!>
<But these are DEMON WOMEN! They might have some sort of god damn Succubus Power and Suck my Soul out!>
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IT’S WHY I EXIST! I’M THE DAMN EMBODIMENT OF IT! LET ME ENJOY SE-
Watch your language, I will not allow you to say such obsenities here dear
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Can you people stop trying to kill me I’m the embodiment of Lust. All I does is slightly decrease the amount of time I get to have sex.
🌝 : " Expect an assassination soon , demon of lust . "
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is that fucking abraham lincoln
why are you in hell
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...it just had to be the asexual way. Damn it.
fun fact:
i-a die every march 31st, and every-a year before this date the previous mario performs mitosis, and-a makes a new mario
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WOOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE TAXES!
Except for Yoshi, I’m not gonna deprive him of his favorite hobby.
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DO YOU WANT TO ILLEGALIZE IT OR SOMETHING?
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My sex update is more powerful than yours.
I'm actually so disappointed with this
how did I lose to fucking MODEUS FROM HELLTAKER
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I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT AND YOU KNOW IT
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I actually do the opposite.
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I regret nothing.
//I regret everything.
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Actually, am I allowed to delete taxes from existence or is that too far
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Have a nice day then.
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How about I fuck you? How ‘bout that?
How 'bout i fucking kill you? How 'bout that?
//in character.
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//ok so I had an idea. You know how Dionysius (the Greek god of wine and shit) is fucking really powerful (and will probably overthrow zeus for prophecy reasons), but the rest of the gods keep him drunk so he doesn’t realize it?
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JUMBO JOOOOOSSHHHHHH
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First time having a foursome that would technically count as a twosome, would recommend.
//horrible.
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Sex.
or the violent murder of one of us.
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I will release spaghetti 2
oh shit uhhhhhhh
ok but im giving everyone spaghetti
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Do people really hate having rights that much...
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I mildly like sex, slightly. I might need to get a name tag.
What’s wrong with being asexual? I mean my writer literally is!
//x stop roping me into shit like this
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Why should I tiptoe around it, we both know what I want.
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...Something something pollination.
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I made a suggestion box. Please use it for that. If you’re going to put a pick up line in, just say it to me. Then I don’t have to wonder who it is that said it.
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I like sex. Just slightly.
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pizza…
You know what else is pretty interesting? My pizza. Eat my pizza
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I will do the opposite of eating babies.
//hey uh
//what the fuck does that mean
Under my rule, I will teach the babies
She will just 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎
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Oh.
Alright then, good thing we have
@QueenSlimeIsHot
as vice vice president, now vice president.
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Of course.
(everyone, put on the blindfolds given out to you)
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Can we just skip to what we both want already.
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You also have a Vice president
super mario
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A DEMON GIRL WHO’S THE EMBODIMENT OF LUST CAN ENJOY CHESS, YOU KNOW!
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...How old are you???
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What is it. If it’s about sex, yes.
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*she seems to be trying to think about... something?*
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//it’s not even in character hatred, people just actually fucking hate me
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Don’t worry. I can wait. A really long time, in fact. Honestly a rather concerning amount of time.
-"I-i uhm... how about I put that in the "Later" part of my schedule-? Haha-"
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Chess. Did you know the world champion used vibrating anal beads to cheat in a champion match?
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Buy stronger windows.
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LET ME JUST SKIP TO EATING THE GOOD STUFF DAMN IT!
//Horrid
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So, which one of us is gonna get out... the black box?
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...
WAIT WHERE DID YOUR BODY AND OTHER ONE’S MIND GO?
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you’re stewie griffin from family guy holy shit
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I’m here now
S-Silence fool!
It was just mere shock! I will not be tempted by another seductress!
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I’m the demon of lust, what else am I supposed to do.
Be boring? Be a prude?
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