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@MobilizedM

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@MobilizedM
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9 months
God bless America 🇺🇸🫡
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@LeadingReport Does this mean we’re allowed to talk about this openly now, or will I still be canceled and criticized??
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@greg_price11 What an awful human being
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@JoJoFromJerz There’s an active invasion at the border 😬 😆
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@thatstarwarsgrl If you grew up or were a fan of George Lucas Star Wars, just give up. Disney has killed that dream and vision. It’s over. Disney hates you, wants to undo everything George built, and no longer wants you as a fan.
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@DiedSuddenly_ Soon they’ll blame clots on brushing your teeth.
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@CollinRugg And somehow she won’t make the No Fly List, but someone in the crowd at J6 will be.
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@JoJoFromJerz What, did he manage to not shit himself??
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@EndWokeness @binarybits My parents are from Colombia. There some stores won’t let you come in and browse. The doors have steel bars in place. You tell them what you need, they’ll bring it to you, and you pay in advance. We’re not far from that.
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@JoJoFromJerz Sounds like you’re describing the Antifa riots.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho In every picture I’ve seen, Brigette seems to be wearing a wig. No visible scalp in the part that of the hair. Who knows, these days I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a dude.
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@WuWei113 @sc I like how you show your pass with every tweet. Honorable
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@LeftismForU You’re lazy and spoiled.
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@jakeshieldsajj Euthanasia must pay them more.
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@greg_price11 How are we not talking about impeachment yet?? @TuckerCarlson is, but I haven’t seen much else otherwise.
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@SallyMayweather I identify as having been there, so imma need my cut.
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@MmaUnderdogs At least he had the manners to cover his mouth.
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@nypost No vaccine side effects to see here
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@JoJoFromJerz Instead get your facts from confirmed liars like CNN & MSNBC
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@ClownWorld_ I love that his name became Gorlock 🤣
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@RyanPatrick1991 He did that with all the grace and beauty of a 5-car pile up during rush hour.
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@tswifterastour That cake looks like it was dropped twice.
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@ClownWorld_ Maybe the kid IN the recital cares? Just a thought…
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@MyTimeToShineH Not in the slightest
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@JoJoFromJerz She also became an avid election denier…
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@beinlibertarian Which could be why they were targeted during the Purdue opioid crisis.
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@DiedSuddenly_ This is when I knew it was all horseshit and a lie.
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@JoJoFromJerz What about sniffing young girls hair? Oh wait…
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@betcheswildin Imagine that’s your daughter!! 😬
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@MiaCathell @townhallcom One felony charge for each gender.
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@nypost I don’t know how to feel about this. 🤔
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@bennyjohnson Doocey is savage
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@townhallcom If only she had the next booster
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@bennyjohnson They’ll all be investigated by her by Monday.
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@dom_lucre That means polio is set to explode in France in the very near future.
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@catturd2 This is how they slide in Big Mike or Newsome
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@wilderpatriot And men don’t have babies.
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@iluminatibot Take our poison shot, and we’ll reward you with processed potato products deep fried in dirty seed oil. 😃
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@WuWei113 @hodgetwins God, I love this conversation 🤣
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@JoJoFromJerz Using your logic, they’ll make that back pumping their own oil without the limitations placed on them by the federal government. Pretty sure they’ll be fine.
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@sw_holocron What If Disney never bought Lucasfilm?
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@nypost At this point, you know exactly what you’ll get hiring from those institutions. And the list is only going to get longer.
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@PicassoMadeSty You’ll be like this for at least four hours
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@CollinRugg @GriffJenkins I was recently critical of Abbott. While it’s probably not a large enough force to handle the waves of illegals, it’s at least a strong start. Neighboring states need to deploy units to Texas to backfill the ranks.
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@MarinaMedvin Meanwhile, for my own protection, I can’t get plastic shopping bags here in NJ .
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@XDarthThunderX That’s asking a lot
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@LucasSWGirl Boyega got robbed. Finn could have been the best character in the series. Wasted opportunity
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@TPostMillennial What’s sad is if they had helped him instead, they’d be heroes.
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@LeftismForU As he records his message on a $1000+ iPhone.
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@ProudElephantUS Go work with Tucker
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@bennyjohnson I don’t like the idea of ballot harvesting at all, but if these are the rules the other team plays by now, you have no choice but to play.
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@GovMurphy I’d feel a lot more comfortable if you worried more about what’s happening in NJ than commenting on shit elsewhere. Thank you.
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@ShooterMcGavin_ Not to mention him playing a parody of himself in Arrested Development. A brilliant performance and a horrible loss.
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@r_hirschman My friend would hack these up from his sinuses prior to him passing in 2023. Towards the end he was riddled with clots and all his major organs eventually shut down.
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@ATRightMovies This was fuckin brilliant. Bravo!
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@SteveInmanUIC Chunk grew up to be a savage
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@TPostMillennial 😩 I’m such a victim 😫
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@1Nicdar The Ground Round
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@ImMeme0 He ain’t wrong
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@nypost California lawmakers fucked around, they’re about to find out…
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@GovMurphy How is this legal? Didn’t we learn anything from the last time our state government mandated something??
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@BoundingComics The establishment is trying to save their rising “star” after her Snow Woke press disaster.
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@empathy1st1 You deserve a combat medal for your hardship duty🥇. In case you didn’t pick up on it, that was extreme sarcasm.
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@sw_holocron Thats code for…
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@JoJoFromJerz You’re one to talk. Weren’t you on here begging for money, setting up GoFundMe’s for yourself?
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@iFightForKids I’m all for public executions of child predators. Just sayin.
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@NurseIngrid2 Ask for a mental health referral and assessment
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@Geekdaddy75 Ellen Page was definitely cute. Now she looks like a dude that never really fit into any friend groups in HS bc they tried to hard to fit in.
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@AuthorKimberley After that presser, you NEED another nominee NOW.
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@RyanPatrick1991 Man, Carrot Top looks like shit these days.
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@TheCriticalDri2 She can single-handedly kill the woke. She’s the real life superhero we all needed and didn’t know it.
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@EndWokeness Since looting is now tolerated, CVS should loot the street vendor
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@goddeketal Sort of looks like a pic he was asked to take by a passing photographer, but didn’t necessarily want to. The body language is very cold.
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@alx Duuuude! He’s like 6’17”!!!
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@TheCinesthetic Using a GIF or photo, post your biggest 80s crush.
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@beinlibertarian Begun, The Platform Wars, Have!
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@FoxNews This is like saying, “Menace to Society” was too black and remakes need to be more diverse.
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@nypost Wouldn’t it be funny if we found out the station provided the coffee.
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@Nerdrotics It’s like childproofing, except it’s blackproofing. Thanks Space Lesbians.
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@JoJoFromJerz Doesn’t make you mom of the year either to be fair.
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@ChuckCallesto Gee 💉 I 💉 wonder 💉 what 💉 it 💉 could 💉 be 💉?
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@TexasLindsay_ “Waaaah I’m such a victim!!”
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@sw_holocron She played who?? 🤷‍♂️
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@mtaibbi He's slow rolling this. It's killing me. Making me wanna wait till morning to binge it all like Yellowstone season 5
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@JoJoFromJerz Constitutional Republic*
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@JoJoFromJerz How many locks are on your doors? You probably have an arsenal of Ring cameras too.
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@ColumbiaBugle @GovRonDeSantis I always figured Texas would be the first to secede from the Union. Florida’s tracking to be the first from the looks of it
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@FoxNews All her boyfriends made it too 😊
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@GovMurphy When are you bringing back shopping bags since your ban isn’t working or “helping the environment”??
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@JackPosobiec I now identify as a member of Green Day bc I once bought an album, which entitles me to royalties.
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@beinlibertarian He should be talking to his constituents explaining why he fought harder for the Ukraine than he did for them.
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@CollinRugg Aaron Rodgers is the best thing to happen to Kimmel’s ratings since Trump was in office. He should be thanking Aaron Rodgers bc he made Jimmy relevant again.
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