It’s Sunday, which means it’s time to invest an hour in the kitchen to set yourself up for a successful week
Here’s how you can make this exact meal prep in under an hour👇🏼
I’m nearly 20 years old and all these years I didn’t even realise that “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus” was actually the mom kissing the dad in a Santa costume. I genuinely thought she was cheating on him with Santa ffs
the way the lads were egging Liam on in casa amore “I’ve never seen you this giddy” and are now trying to help him get Millie back, it’s actually scary loool
Half of me wants to delete social media, forget about everyone, stop caring and live in happiness but the other half doesn’t wanna miss out on all the goss and is a pure nosey cunt wanting to know what’s happening in everyone’s lives.
I literally said no hate if u do this ppl need to chill. If u prefer to meal prep that’s fine live ur best life I just prefer not to? I get ick from food way too easy so I prefer to make fresh & people assuming I still live with my parents from a tweet when I moved out 8 yr ago🤡
Honestly annoying as fuck when someone posts a boomerang for absolutely any fkin action they do. Just gonna grab a digestive out the cupboard better boomerang the cunt.
Dunno how people can go to bed and proper pass out drunk, I lay awake through most of the night, drinking water, feeling my heart going 102937283 miles an hour while trying to convince myself I’m not going to die of alcohol poisoning
@ellee_bellee
Exactly this. I don’t even have the room in my freezer to be putting a week full of meals in there cos my freezers tiny but on the occasions where I would freeze leftovers it’s still not as enjoyable as when you’ve made it fresh
As if my Nanna has just sent me a video on Facebook messenger of “what to do if someone has a stroke” and said “you might need this for me one day lol” nice to see she is feeling the Christmas spirit
If anyone else has a family that are fake as fuck, all hate each other and only reunite to eat a fucking dinner once a year then u will know how much it puts a shitter on Christmas. Can’t wait to have my own little family one day to make it amazing and give them what they deserve
How sad when u accidentally hit ur dog and u apologise like a million times and they just lick you to let you know it’s okay but you still feel like a piece of shit
@ERH98x
Same here man I remember as a kid I got a couple eggs n called it a day. I still remember being absolutely bamboozled at the fact some people in school were getting trainers/money n presents. I was like wot for Easter? Why lmao? Never heard of it 😂😂
Shoutout to all the nhs admin and clerical staff who are made to feel unimportant every day but are now deemed important enough to still be needed in office to support all the “more important people”
Honestly nothing I love more than being wide awake till over 3am every single night while my boyfriend just has to put his head on a pillow and is able to sleep like a baby the entire time :) :)
Seen it all now I’ve seen people getting presents off their unborn baby for Mother’s Day. Sure the fetus ur growing just hopped out ur fanny and nipped to card factory while u were asleep 🤔
Some girls put on 5lb over the winter and cry about how they wish they were skinny again. U don’t know fat problems until ya jeans literally rip on the inside of ur thigh cos of the rubbing, or when it comes to summer and your outfit consists of wearing more layers than a fkn nun
Mad when people post their make up transformations of how they have progressed over a year. When am I gonna have a magical transformation and suddenly have mad make up skills? cause my make up hasn’t changed in the last 2 years.
Apparently there was a discussion in work the other day about who people would shag if they were lesbians and 2 people said me, why has that made my day
So glad that I am steering away from having thoughts like this and have come to the realisation and acceptance that I am and most likely always will be fat cunt n if my boyfriend doesn’t like it I’ll belly bounce him right out ma life cos I’m actually a mint person to have around
I lost my dad almost 4 years ago and I know full well that he is gone but somewhere in my brain just refuses to believe it cause a lot of the time when I talk about him I feel fine like I’m just gonna go back to his house one day and watch the chase with him, pain is confusing
Or some selfish cunt with the same name as her made a Twitter about 10 years ago and is now inactive so she has to make her twitter @ with an X cause everything else looks shit
hahahahah remember them high school days where every gal was cutting about in luminous tutus, luminous headbands, leg warmers & the 3D glasses from the cinema with the lenses popped out😭😭 what were we thinking 🤣🤣
Literally the best feeling ever I’ve just handed in my resignation from a truly toxic workplace that literally caused me to have a breakdown, led me to be off sick and end up on antidepressants. 2 years of utter shit and now I’m free from it all🥰
It’s only 6 o’clock on a Friday and I’m already 2 glasses of wine n a joint down, sat in the dark with all the curtains closed and candles on in my pj’s watching Netflix with an Indian en route 😂
When will Spotify give me the option to easily remove a song from a playlist instead of having to scroll through a mile long list of songs to get to the fucker.
I hate being made to feel like a villain because I won’t swap a shift for someone when they have something important & I have no plans. it’s not my fuckin problem and I would never put someone in that position and ask people to swap shifts I just deal with what I’m given
This tweet needs reporting, nobody should be allowed to publicly humiliate somebody they don’t even know for no reason at all. Actually sad that 15 thousand vile human beings have liked it too. I don’t know what good this brings to anybody.
Isn’t it mad how much lads change after a haircut, like when they’re due to have a cut they proper despise their reflection saying how shite they look but they get about 1cm of hair took off and they’re ready to take on the world.
Why are girls only nice to you in the DM’s when they’re tryna butter you up to join their team of selling fucking fit tea or some shit. Trying to conversate and share beauty tips or asking where they bought something from is like getting blood from a stone😂 pure stingeeeee